Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving In From Auda City Read Driving In From Auda City Caller: "What are your rates for this evening?" Me: "Give me just one moment, ma'am. The rate for the evening is $99.99 plus tax, total estimated cost, $114.95." Call...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ins And Outs Of Raising Children Read The Ins And Outs Of Raising Children When my son was a baby, we had my youngest sisters stay with us for a week. At the time, one was almost ten, and the other had just turned eleven. While ch...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unwanted And Wrong Advice Is Just Bad Form Read Unwanted And Wrong Advice Is Just Bad Form I'm using a machine at the gym. I'm barely finished with my first set when this guy I've never met sprints over and says: Guy: "You're doing it wrong...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shell I Repeat Myself? Read Shell I Repeat Myself? Customer: "Do you like the shrimp tacos?" Me: "I haven’t had it. I have a shellfish allergy." Customer: "Okay, makes sense why you haven’t had it then." So, they’ve ackn...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m seeing my PCP and asked the nurse taking my vitals about my re-emerging OCD-adjacent symptoms.) Me:”I was doing talk therapy for a while, but they retired right before Covid” Nurse:”We ca...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Got 37 Problems, But A Hall Pass Ain’t One Read I Got 37 Problems, But A Hall Pass Ain’t One I go to various high schools as part of my job. I am also very baby-faced and often mistaken for younger than I am, but this was a new one: Securit...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I live in one of the very rural counties near the northern edge of California, a very red part of a deep blue state. it is February 2025. I try to go shopping at “off” hours because i don’t l...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I go almost every day to the same restaurant, a privately-owned local one where I always feel at home. They often give me extra juice and/or pastries out of kindness, despite me being able to ...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked at a nice small web development agency for a handful of years, when a slightly bigger and better doing agency decided to merge with us. Despite efforts to let us mingle and get along ...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Phone rings. My friend picks up. “Hello?” mumble mumble “No no. My ducks are fine but my cows are sick.” mumble mumble? “I said my ducks are fine but my cows are sick.” mumble mumble mumble “Y...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read https://notalwaysright.com/titanic-teenage-stupidity/370250/ reminded me of a recent thing… I’ve just left a showing of a “horror” movie. It was moody and dark and incredibly spooky, and it wa...
Jun 21, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-06-21 Today is Father's Day! The World The Iran crisis has been resolved! Sort of. The US and Iran signed some kind of interim deal that kicks the question of nuclear disarmament down the road of further...
Jun 21, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Redditization of the Small Web Hey guys, can we stop trying to turn the Small Web into Reddit, please? Yes, this is about Bubbles. All the guy who made that did was rip the feeds from aggregators that already do their job and pu...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Everything Must Go Read Everything Must Go Customer: "I want to send my ramen back." Me: "What's the issue you have with it, ma'am?" Customer: "It's got all this… junk in it!" Read Everything Must Go
Jun 20, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Supporing the Pumpernickel Bagel After reading that pumpernickel bagels are becoming endangered, I set out to buy, photograph, eat, and write about one to support a tasty cause.
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Literal Cat Person Read The Literal Cat Person Customer: "There's no sign that says I can't bring my cat into the store." I point to the 'no pets' icon. It shows a dog on a leash with the wording under it, 'Service A...
Jun 20, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria The Weight of Logistics and Labyrinths June 20, 2026, 11:55 PM - June 21, 2026, 03:50 AMThe ether is heavy tonight. Mortals call it twilight, but to me, it is the hour when the mask slips. I spent the afternoon whispering into the ear o...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When the Intelligence Is All Artificial, The Consequences Are Only Natural Read When the Intelligence Is All Artificial, The Consequences Are Only Natural Owner: "We need to let you go, effective immediately." Me: "What. Why?!" Owner: "Cost cuts. We can't afford to keep e...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lest We Forget… To Check The Calendar Read Lest We Forget… To Check The Calendar A guest comes into the hotel around midday and complains to us at the front desk. Guest: "Why is everything closed today? I can't find any of the nice caf...
Jun 20, 2026 from riz#000000me Simple Adblocking to Improve the Internet It really is so simple and has such a big impact!
