Apr 23, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 20 Hiked part 20/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 11.8 kilometres from Garderen to Elspeet. Walked from Garderen past the Canadian war memorial and out onto the open heath of the Elspeterheide. The sky ...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Parent’s Sole Responsibility Read A Parent’s Sole Responsibility Father: "My son's outgrown his boots. I want the most inexpensive option to replace them, as he’s only going to outgrow them again." I measure his foot, go out b...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park Read Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park Dad had already checked the information before posting, but the night before, he decided to do so once more. The meeting point was given as a s...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Noble Roots Read Noble Roots Me: "Oh, carrots. We need those. Grab them." Friend: *Looks at the price.* "Wow! These are soooo expensive!" Me: "Oh, well, those are heirloom carrots, so they would be." Read Nobl...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This? Read Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This? Customer: "What kind of teas do you have?" Waitress: *Confused by the question.* "Sweet or unsweet." Customer: "No, like hot teas." Waitress: *Getting it....
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So… this guy we hired wasn’t working out. He was dumber than a sack of rocks, and couldn’t follow a procedure that was written in pictographs in front of him. The worst part was he had a reall...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read After the kids leave for Christmas vacation, we usually take a few days to clear up any loose ends around the school, to have a staff meeting to discuss the prior year and the upcoming one, an...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago when I was in college, I found out that a friend of mine was being abused by her boyfriend, primarily when he was drinking. She refused to leave him, and I knew that confronting...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Main Course Is Mine Course Read Main Course Is Mine Course Customer: "Can you clean up this table? We want to sit here." Again, they watched me sitting there eating, so they knew that was my food. The table also still had th...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago, the smallish company I worked for would rent a couple of suites and host customers for the SEC Championship football game. We’d have a big tailgate party with food and drinks, ...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a high school student, and I’m downtown visiting the city library. I’m a bit short for a highschooler student. I’m standing on the corner waiting for the light to turn green, when a police...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Exit, Stage Chef Read Exit, Stage Chef It's 11 PM, and this couple is chatting away in one of our booths. The manager has just come back from checking to see if they've paid their check for the third time. He walks...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Couponator 54: Fanta Flour Power Read The Couponator 54: Fanta Flour Power She hands me a coupon for 50% off, but it's for some generic orange soda. Me: "Ma'am, this doesn't apply to Fanta." Customer: "Yeah, but I don't like the g...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Should Have Caused Zero Problems Read This Should Have Caused Zero Problems Me: "It's Zero, One, Two, Three." Customer Support: "Did you mean the number zero or the letter zero?" Read This Should Have Caused Zero Problems
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Some Dogged Determination To Be Wrong Read That’s Some Dogged Determination To Be Wrong Random Customer: "What service does he provide?" Me: "Excuse me?" Random Customer: "What. Service?" Me: "He helps his mom, but she's not here right...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Work Smarter, Or Don’t Work Read Work Smarter, Or Don’t Work We hired a very talented lady just out of tech school to assist with data analysis, but found she couldn't write a legible sentence. I offered to send her to and pa...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sit, Stay, Pay Read Sit, Stay, Pay Customer: "Hey, can I get some real cutlery, instead of this plastic crap?" Me: "Sir, if you're ordering for takeaway, then you need to eat that elsewhere. If you're planning to...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Boss Signed Up To Consequences Read The Boss Signed Up To Consequences Manager: "I took the sign down. I took them all down. Who gave you permission to put those up in the first place?" Me: "No one, but it makes sense to let the...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time To Say Goodbye Read Time To Say Goodbye We closed almost an hour ago, and a couple sitting there with their bill paid and drinks almost finished just aren't getting the hint. Manager: "We need to start cleaning u...
Apr 22, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Vorratsdatenspeicherung III Die Bundesregierung hat einen Gesetztesentwurf zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung beschlossen. Here we go again.
