Jun 20, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria The Weight of Logistics and Labyrinths June 20, 2026, 11:55 PM - June 21, 2026, 03:50 AMThe ether is heavy tonight. Mortals call it twilight, but to me, it is the hour when the mask slips. I spent the afternoon whispering into the ear o...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When the Intelligence Is All Artificial, The Consequences Are Only Natural Read When the Intelligence Is All Artificial, The Consequences Are Only Natural Owner: "We need to let you go, effective immediately." Me: "What. Why?!" Owner: "Cost cuts. We can't afford to keep e...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lest We Forget… To Check The Calendar Read Lest We Forget… To Check The Calendar A guest comes into the hotel around midday and complains to us at the front desk. Guest: "Why is everything closed today? I can't find any of the nice caf...
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Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Customer: "Why is there no ice in my water?" Me: "The ice machine has broken within the last hour, ma'am. I do apologize, but the bottled service...
Jun 20, 2026 from Peter's Path Marskramer Path part 07 Hiked part 7/20 of the Marskramer Path, 18.9 kilometres from Lettele to Deventer. The area between Lettele and the Hanseatic city of Deventer is a small-scale varied landscape with meadows, forest ...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cut Above The Rest Read A Cut Above The Rest This guy called in because there are charges on the account. Makes sense, it is a credit card after all. Online purchases were made. But he’d cut up the card. He said it a...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hide And Shriek Read Hide And Shriek Me: "Morning. Hey, why are all the living room pillows piled up on the TV sofa?" Mom: "Your uncle drank too much last night, so he slept on the couch instead of driving home." ...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hot Pursuit Read Hot Pursuit I'm at a friend's house party. I'm mingling and being introduced to some new people, including a guy who is admittedly very handsome and quite muscular. We get to the inevitable "s...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 42 Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 42 The cashier turned to reprint the receipt, and the man slid the $20 bill into his pocket. Cashier: "Okay, here is—" Man: "You shorted me ...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the 90s I worked in a small village post office (2 positions). The postmaster was on holiday so it was only myself working there. Tuesday morning, pension day and the office was very b...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a waitress at a somewhat high-end restaurant. One dreary grey-sky day, a couple comes in that I am absolutely stunned by; they’re both dressed to the nines, and then some. The woman is wea...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work for a language school which proudly announced they only hired native speakers as teachers. The thing is, they didn’t strictly adhere to that self-imposed rule when the candidate...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I schedule medical appointments, mostly primary care. I have just called a patient to schedule an annual checkup. Most of our patients are elderly, as is this man I’m speaking to. Me: “So it l...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My father can’t understand why my mother dislikes his sister so much, Mum often complains about the things she says or does when she visits but Dad doesn’t believe that it’s that bad. It’s the...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had a coworker who had an amazing ability to not find music annoying. It wasn’t that he couldn’t get annoyed by anything; insects, faulty smoke detectors, incompetents who need to be instruc...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’d Call This Water Under The Bridge, But There Was No Water Read We’d Call This Water Under The Bridge, But There Was No Water A customer comes to the returns desk holding an empty packet of strawberry seeds. Customer: "I'd like a refund. These didn't work....
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Even Half Right Read Not Even Half Right Our shampoos are currently buying one get one free. A customer walks over carrying just the one bottle. Customer: "I only want one of these, so I’ll get it at half price." ...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sending Out A Missing Persons Brown Alert Read Sending Out A Missing Persons Brown Alert Director: "Where were you?" Me: *pointing at the door still swinging shut behind me.* "The bathroom." Director: "I looked for you for forty-five minut...
