Apr 22, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Vorratsdatenspeicherung III Die Bundesregierung hat einen Gesetztesentwurf zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung beschlossen. Here we go again.
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Internet That Stayed Behind Read The Internet That Stayed Behind ISP: "Hello, your contract is expiring, and we want to pick up the rented fibre router." Me: "I'll see where in storage it currently is." ISP: "It should be act...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Sale, No Mail Read No Sale, No Mail Customer: "But we just need the vodka!" Me: "Sorry, I can't sell those until tomorrow." Customer: *Flashes some cash.* "C'mon. There must be something you can do for us." Read...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Account Accountability Read Account Accountability Caller: "I want to speak to the manager!" Me: "Could you let me know your name and policy num—" Caller: "—no! Just put me through to the manager!" Read Account Accountab...
Apr 22, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 19 Hiked part 19/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 13.5 kilometres from Rozendaal to Arnhem. Left Castle Rosendael behind and threaded through beech woods in full spring green before opening onto the hea...
Apr 22, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal My One-Game Stint as a Baseball Coach I once wanted to be a basketball coach. Although I have now become a source(TM) for basketball coaches, I never coached. But what if I told you that I was once a coach on a different field?
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Can Work It Out Read We Can Work It Out We have this new hire who isn't great at figuring out computers. When she needs help, she'll just sit there and say to no one specific: New Hire: "Help." She does this in a ...
Apr 22, 2026 from Peter's Path Screwtape Proposes a Toast and Other Pieces by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Screwtape Proposes a Toast and Other Pieces. The book brings back the senior devil Screwtape from The Screwtape Letters. In the main title piece Screwtape gives ...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Chat-astrophe Averted Read Chat-astrophe Averted I'm working the bar when the bar manager walks over to me and points out an order coming from one of the waitstaff. Order: "Table Seven – [Cocktail]. Notes: Take your tim...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Apple Wills Itself To Fall Far From The Tree Read When The Apple Wills Itself To Fall Far From The Tree Mother: "What a f****** moron." Me: "Huh?" Mother: "She literally got offered a free drink and said no! What kind of idiot does that?" Me:...
Apr 22, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Magic by Return of Post: How Mail Order Delivered the Occult What allowed occultism to blossom in the United States at the turn of the 20th century? Linotype machines, cheap pulp paper, and newly improved postal networks. Allan Johnson investigates the forgo...
Apr 22, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Pulex irritans: The Attack of the Monster (1885) Lantern slide of man battling bug.
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Different Kind Of Close Call Read A Different Kind Of Close Call Me: "Hey, it's [My Name]. I'll be about half an hour late." Grandpa: "Oh, so you won't be at [Restaurant in the next town over]?" I said I was going to his house...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dowel Know Me Like That Read Dowel Know Me Like That The manager must have been close by because he immediately came over, and the customer went on a tirade about wasting money by hiring people who: Customer: "…don't know...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was leaving a bar and restaurant late one night when I tried to leave through the restaurant door instead of the bar entrance. I got to the door to see a woman standing on the other side, gl...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meme It Till You Mean It, Part 2 Read Meme It Till You Mean It, Part 2 I had to drive my kid to school one morning. She loves looking for the numbers on the local school buses. (They go from 1 to 200, a large school district.) Whe...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Gut Feeling Read A Gut Feeling One evening, I had a teenage girl and her mom come in to be registered for the emergency department. The girl needed to be seen, but the mom was being vague. Mom: "My daughter wa...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I don’t know if this was popular in other areas, or if it was just a ‘my area’ thing, but for a while in the 90’s it seemed to be a trend to have a large doll decoration on the side of your h...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve worked in multiple jobs in my time in the workforce. I started working at fourteen for gig-work and after that have done mostly customer service in different jobs. One of my jobs was at a...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Outlet Outrage Read Outlet Outrage Caller's Husband: "I don't want it mailed, and I don't feel like driving to your office. I want you to deliver it to me today. Send one of your employees." Me: "We can send some...
