Jun 20, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Pretend-Silence Out and about with my folks this weekend, but I'm still making time to do, well, you know. Anyway, I don't really have a whole lot on my mind, except for the sounds of nature. I think a lot of peop...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’re Bacon Me Crazy Read You’re Bacon Me Crazy Customer: "Is the bacon in the Caesar salad really bacon or bacon bits?" Me: "It's real bacon. It's cooked and chopped in-house." Customer: "Oh, but you probably have to ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Important To Know Thyself Read It’s Important To Know Thyself I was waiting outside the door when the driver showed up. She is reluctant to give up the food, with a fair point. Driver: "Do you have your phone with the order...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Complaint Against Millennials Trickles Downward Read When The Complaint Against Millennials Trickles Downward Me: "Aisle twelve, sir. About halfway down on the right." Customer: "You're not going to show me?" Me: "I'm actually in the middle of u...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dill Till Death Do Us Part Read Dill Till Death Do Us Part Coworker: "Look. That guy has taken the slice of tomato out of his burger and given it to her." Me: "And she's taken all the pickles out of her burger and given it t...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Purrchasing Power Read Purrchasing Power Me: "Thank you for calling [Pet Store], how can I help you?" Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you had any [Brand] cat food in stoc—" A loud, unhappy meow erupts somewhere ne...
Jun 19, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Verdorben und fermentiert Ist eine verdorbene Gottheit fermentiert? Wo ist der Unterschied? Und ist es wichtig?
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Interest-ing Strategy Read Interest-ing Strategy Despite having the death certificate, will, and other documentation required, the bank absolutely would not let Frankie close Bill's account. But for whatever reason, the...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Kitchen Is Abuzz Read The Kitchen Is Abuzz I work at a restaurant where most of the items are made in-house. Customer: "Can I get a tea with honey?" I bring it to her, with the honey in a little pot on the side. Cu...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com More Than Meets The Eye Roll Read More Than Meets The Eye Roll Customer: "Hey, quick question. My son likes those robot toys." Me: "Transformers?" Customer: "Yeah, those." He lowers his voice. Customer: "You got any robot toys...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Acute Case Of HR Read An Acute Case Of HR Boss: "Unfortunately, [My Name], due to taking more than the maximum allotted sick days, we have to let you go." Me: "Uh… okay? You got all the medical documentation, thoug...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Memento Americano Read Memento Americano One of our regulars has been coming in every hour since we opened at 6 AM. Every time, he orders the same thing: a double-shot Americano. Around 10 AM, he walks in again. Cus...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parental Fails Read Parental Fails Dad: "Come on, girls!" Me: "Dad, it's 6 AM." Dad: "Perfect time to run to the park and back, before it gets too hot." Sister: "Dad, you're being insane." Read Parental Fails
Jun 19, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 25/2026 I am back from Chennai. It was fun meeting lots of students, hearing what they think, etc. This time I met some old-time friends, which was a bonus. Conducting the workshop was also fun. I hope to ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Race To Conclusions Read Race To Conclusions Friend: "Everything okay, [New Friend]?" New Friend: "I… uh… got scared." Friend: "Of what?" New Friend: "Well, I don't wanna sound racist, but didn't you all see that huge...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The UK, Where Sunday Is Named Ironically Read The UK, Where Sunday Is Named Ironically I work for a solar panel installation company in the UK. We also provide post-installation support, for which this customer is calling right now. Calle...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read While my coworkers are discussing what they did last weekend, it comes up that the highlight of my weekend was going to the aquarium with a friend and her daughter. (Coworker) takes some offen...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mom Summer Schooled The Teacher Read Mom Summer Schooled The Teacher After about five seconds of silence, she says, loudly enough for the entire class to hear: Teacher: "I love it when my students act like toddlers!" This made me...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Too, Have A Prescription For Cornbread Read I Too, Have A Prescription For Cornbread Customer: "Hey, I'm here for [medication] in cream." Pharmacist: "I'm sorry I can't give you [medication] in cream form because the prescription calls ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I am signing up to use the college gym. They hand over a long legal-sized contract to sign, so I get to reading. Partway through, I get to a point where it says that by signing, I release the...
