Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had just stopped at a local gas station and as I pulled up to the pump, I saw a woman at the pump in front of me doing almost everything you are told NOT to do while pumping gas, simultaneou...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sign Says No, They Still Go Read Sign Says No, They Still Go Customer: "I have been outside shouting for almost ten minutes!" Me: "We have a sign out there explaining that the lane is closed, ma'am." Read Sign Says No, They S...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a memory from when I was a kid, and starting to be allowed to make my own basic snacks. I had made myself a cheese sandwich, and was just getting ready to eat it when I dropped it on th...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in college, I was dating a guy in the Army. He wanted to be a police officer when he got out and was taking a SWAT training class through the local college in city A. One Saturday, ...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Not A Rewarding Conversation Read This Is Not A Rewarding Conversation Guest: *Getting agitated.* "But you're [Hotel Brand]! You should have my number! I'm here all the time! When you see a reservation in my name, just add my ...
Apr 22, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 22] - Internal Affairs NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 22] Day Twenty-Two Happy Wednesday, everybody, and welcome back for Day 22 of Na/GloPoWriMo. Our featured participant for the day is 7eyedwonder, where the response to Day 21’...
Apr 22, 2026 from Thejesh GN Nagarathna Memorial Grant – 2026 – Results Thanks for your patience, everyone. It took a lot of work to process this year’s applications. There were lots of good applications. We are a micro-grant, but that said, this is the biggest year fo...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Bad You’re Not Serving Humble Pie Read Too Bad You’re Not Serving Humble Pie They proceeded to order a medium popcorn and two small sodas. Me: "So… that's basically the deal I just tried to sell you." Customer #1: "Wait, that was r...
Apr 22, 2026 from riz#000000me Mallock's Maze - Revisions examples of revision to fit layout constraints
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Half Off But All Offended Read Half Off But All Offended Me: "Hi, how are you?" Customer: "THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 50% OFF!" I adjust the price and continue the transaction. As I hand the customer their receipt: Me: "Have ...
Apr 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Salad Is A Lie Read The Salad Is A Lie Manager: "We need to talk about how you handle certain customers." Coworker: "I haven't got any complaints, have I?" Manager: "Well, no, but you know what I mean," Read The ...
Apr 22, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Heaven-Bound Lots of driving today. Fuck driving, man, seriously. I had another medical appointment today for my SSDI benefits application. It's been about two and a half years now, still trucking. It reminded ...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Talk Yourself Out Of It Read Talk Yourself Out Of It Customer: "Oh, man, I'm wasted. I'm pretty drunk." That's not what you want to say to anyone serving alcohol. Me: "Ma'am, then I am unable to sell these to you, as it's...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Even Room For Improvement Read Not Even Room For Improvement On my intern's second day, he was called out of my training by HR. He came back pale as a ghost and told me he had a family emergency and needed to leave work. I ...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Water You Expecting? Read Water You Expecting? A couple of guests walk into our hotel in Venice after a day of sightseeing. Woman: "Is… is this it?" Me: "I'm not sure I understand, madam?" Woman: "Venice? Is this all i...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You’ve Got Time To Moan, Then Clean It On Your Own, Part 3 Read If You’ve Got Time To Moan, Then Clean It On Your Own, Part 3 A crazy rush has just ended, and the floor of the place is dirty. I take a minute to catch my breath when the manager walks out of...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Murder On The Wallet Read It’s Murder On The Wallet A guest walks in without a booking. Guest: "What’s the rate for one night?" Me: "It's [price]." Guest: "How much?!" Read It’s Murder On The Wallet
Apr 21, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 21] - Names for a Thing That Refuses to Stay Named NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 21] Day Twenty Wow! Three weeks down, and just a week and some change left to go in this year’s National/Global Poetry Writing Month. Today’s daily featured participant is Hap...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tell Them To Go Phish!, Part 2 Read Tell Them To Go Phish!, Part 2 I got an email from our "IT Director" saying I was in violation of their internet policy by using social media (a main part of my job), and I was stupid and open...
