Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the goofball in this story, which is nothing unusual. My husband has a subscription to one of those companies that sends you razors every month. They also have an extensive line of groomi...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving Us A Ringing Endorsement Read Giving Us A Ringing Endorsement Customer: "It's [Name]. I just called and made a reservation with you. I've driven hours just to eat here." Red flag, because I had received no calls from a lad...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom suffered from chronic pain and mobility issues from a car accident years ago. She’s spent years on just enough pain medication to get to the point where it still hurts, but she can forc...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was notoriously bad with technology in highschool in the 2010’s. I’ve gotten better, but for some reason computers and laptops HATED me, and the feeling was mutual. When turning on the devic...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Touch(é) Read Touch(é) Our store has a display of some items on sale, stacked up in that way common in comedy movies, where one loose item could send the whole thing crashing down. A kid, maybe four or five...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So, I’ve got a client who’s here in the USA on a permanent resident visa. He’s originally from Turkey. He’s moved into Wisconsin from Indiana and he’s a researcher working for the university o...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customers Versus Geometry Read Customers Versus Geometry Our superstore has some bikes on sale. We've had to deal with multiple returns, all for the same reason: Customer: "The bike wasn't put together!" Me: "Sir, there is ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Drink Ahead Of Schedule Read A Drink Ahead Of Schedule Me: "Uh, ma'am? You need to pay for the drink." Customer: "I'm using the token." Me: "That's for your next drink." Customer: "But it says, 'one free drink'…?" Read A ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3 Read And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3 Customer: "£5? For one cookie?" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: "That's ridiculous. I can get eight cookies in Tesco for £1.50!" Me: "You certainly ca...
Jun 19, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse My 1992 view of the problems of computer programming in 1992 While cleaning out my office today, I found this, which I wrote in 1992: In the middle 1970's, the IBM corporation did (and perhaps still does) most of their in-house programming in a computer lang...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unfair Distribution Of Blame Read Unfair Distribution Of Blame Boss: "It was sent to everyone on [Supervisor Distribution Group]!" Me: "I… don't think I was ever added to that." Boss: "Why didn't you ask to be added?!" Me: "Be...
Jun 19, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Only Thing I Can Do I was at a baseball game with my folks yesterday, and it was a good time. I didn't really spend much time watching the game, but it was cool to see those guys playing; it was a visceral experience ...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Rye Is A Lie Read The Rye Is A Lie Customer: "This isn't real rye bread." Me: "I'm sorry?" Customer: "I've been eating this for three days." Me: "Okay..." Customer: "And I still haven't been able to take a s***...
Jun 18, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Palladian Rhapsody: The Return of Léo Taxil As an onboard medic with a major French merchant shipping company, Doctor Bataille had the opportunity to see the world and meet a range of fascinating people. One regular passenger of his was an I...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Priorities Collide Read When Priorities Collide Manager: *Practically screaming.* "Where the h*** are you!? You're soooo late!" Me: "I've been in an accident. I'm literally being looked over by the EMTs while we spea...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rise Of The Mockbuster Read Rise Of The Mockbuster Me: "Excuse me, sir, I just thought I should point out, as I do with most customers who are renting this one right now, that this isn't the same movie as 'King Kong' tha...
Jun 18, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Bahnhoroskop Warum ist der Zug zu spät? Es steht in den Sternen.
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Couponator: But The Sequel Where The Bad Guy Is Now The Good Guy… Read The Couponator: But The Sequel Where The Bad Guy Is Now The Good Guy… Customer: "I count nine checkout lanes here, but only two are open. Why is that?! Why are you understaffing your store and...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bowl-d Move Read A Bowl-d Move Chef: "Are you the customer who ordered the paella without rice?" Customer: *Oblivious.* "That's right!" Read A Bowl-d Move
Jun 18, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria Scraping the Skin of My Soul June 18, 2026, 11:50 PM - June 19, 2026, 1:55 AMAs I lie on bed, tired and spent from working all day, I am trying to mold the heavy, exhausting weight in my chest into something beautiful, or at l...
