Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Couponator: But The Sequel Where The Bad Guy Is Now The Good Guy… Read The Couponator: But The Sequel Where The Bad Guy Is Now The Good Guy… Customer: "I count nine checkout lanes here, but only two are open. Why is that?! Why are you understaffing your store and...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bowl-d Move Read A Bowl-d Move Chef: "Are you the customer who ordered the paella without rice?" Customer: *Oblivious.* "That's right!" Read A Bowl-d Move
Jun 18, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria Scraping the Skin of My Soul June 18, 2026, 11:50 PM - June 19, 2026, 1:55 AMAs I lie on bed, tired and spent from working all day, I am trying to mold the heavy, exhausting weight in my chest into something beautiful, or at l...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Hangar Games Read The Hangar Games Being a woman in her early twenties, in a male-oriented profession and dealing mostly with airplane maintenance men, I had to deal with a lot of s*** and misogyny. Read The Ha...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Aren’t A Free Spirit, They Just Want One Read They Aren’t A Free Spirit, They Just Want One I bartend at a luxury theater. Customer: "I want my free martini." Me: "Uh, we don't offer free alcohol here." Customer: "Well then, what the h***...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Displaying A Lack Of Understanding Read Displaying A Lack Of Understanding Customer: "No, I don't want that one, I want a new one." Me: "Okay, I can get that ordered for you; it would be [Price], and I can get that for you within a ...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com For Beer Or Worse Read For Beer Or Worse And then dessert comes around. They start handing out a pancake dish with some kind of cream poured on top of it. They then ask me if I'm the one with the allergy. Thinking b...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Explaining Tender Without Tenderness Read Explaining Tender Without Tenderness Customer #2: "What the f*** is wrong with you? It's 2025! Pay with a card like a sane person!" [Customer #1] freezes with the bill half-out and sloooowly t...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Playing More Than The Elder Scrolls Read Playing More Than The Elder Scrolls My son regularly plays 'Call of Duty' and other similar games online with my mother. That's right, my seventy-year-old mother is a gamer and spends a health...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 23 Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 23 Friend: "Oh, well, it looks nice, so I'll have one." Me: "[Friend], it's literally called wheat beer. It's going to do a real bad job on your bowels." ...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Basket Case Read Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Basket Case Customer: "I was looking at the vegetable omelet, and I had a question about it." Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "How do you make an omelet with vegetab...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am walking to a class, carrying a slice of pizza (no time for a full lunch). I stop to catch my breath, and a woman stops and looks at me. Woman: (in a sneering tone) Are you lost, or are yo...
Jun 18, 2026 from Thejesh GN Thank you for attending Back to Basics: Build Your Own LLM from Scratch I sent this email to all workshop attendees. It made sense to publish it as a post as well. Thank you for attending the “Back to Basics: Build Your Own LLM from Scratch” session. It was great to se...
Jun 18, 2026 from Roy Tang Retro Review: Tales of Graces F (PS3!) It is the year of our lord 2026 and here I am writing a review for a game I played on PS3! Quick explanation: I was tinkering around with my PS3 a couple of months ago and found that because I had ...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the idiot in this one. Prefacing – I love dogs. All dogs, no questions asked. I devolve into cutesy wootsy jibberish around dogs if given the opportunity. That being said, when I was young...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sole Suspect Read Sole Suspect I was walking through the women’s section and found shoes that I wanted. I was searching for my size, and a lady stopped me and said: Customer: "Since you’re clearly watching me, ...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am at a mall downtown. There are often many panhandlers around the entrances, especially near the bus station, as it’s a relatively sheltered area with the large number of passers by. Most f...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (The story “Just Like Marshall, She’s Fired Up!” reminded me of something I did when I was a little older than the girl in that story. I’d say I was about five or six, so I don’t remember this...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day I told my 7 year old niece to wake me up early at 9 am, usually I wake up late in afternoon due to medications. My cousin told me what I did. Niece: “Aunty wake up it’s 9:30.” Me: “Yea...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sue-pervised Shutdown Read Sue-pervised Shutdown Many moons ago, I worked on the tech support line for a computer company named after a fruit. One of the only times we were authorized to hang up on a call was if the cal...
