Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Developing… A Grudge Read Developing… A Grudge Customer: "My sister is in a lot of the pictures. I don't like her anymore. I want you to remove her from the pictures." Me: "Uh, we can't do that, ma'am." Customer: "Sure...
Apr 21, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Attending to Surroundings and Thoughts on Walks The case for taking the case to enjoy a walk (solo or with company) without listening to something on your phone or iPod or otherwise removing yourself from the moment.
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plumbing New Depths Of Bad Decisions Read Plumbing New Depths Of Bad Decisions Customer: "What can you do about me flushing my car keys down the toilet?" Me: "How was that even possible?" Customer: "I dropped them." Read Plumbing New ...
Apr 21, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 18 Hiked part 18/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 13.6 kilometres from Rheden to Rozendaal. From Rheden the trail climbs into the Veluwezoom National Park and crosses the rolling heath of the Posbank, w...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Only Stock The Truth Read We Only Stock The Truth General Manager: "Why lie to the CEO and CFO and make the place look perfect when the place is always a dump? If they see it looking perfect, then they'll never give us...
Apr 21, 2026 from Peter's Path The Weight of Glory by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote The Weight of Glory. It is a collection of nine essays, most originally delivered as sermons or lectures during the Second World War. The book includes well-know...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Looking For Any Nugget Of Information Read Looking For Any Nugget Of Information Customer: "Can I get a chicken nugget Happy Meal, but it's a hamburger?" I'm thinking I misheard him, which isn't far-fetched considering the quality of o...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Next Time Lead With That Read Next Time Lead With That One night, we're sitting around watching TV and talking, and my grandma mentions that SIL has been having some medical issues. She opens their text messages and procee...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Taaaaad Outside The Scope Of Work Read That’s A Taaaaad Outside The Scope Of Work Today, I was asked to meet several of my leads on a repair job in a heavily homeless-populated area. My team never cleans there because it's unsafe, ...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Reward Cheese Versus Punishment Pickles Read Reward Cheese Versus Punishment Pickles Mother: "Three Burger Happy Meals, please." Me: "Is that with the fries or apple slices?" Mother: "Apple slices for all three, please." As soon as she s...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There’s a scam where people from India call Americans with “job offers” and ask for “the right to represent” you. After 20 years, I’ve never so much as gotten a phone screening from this b****...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m on my lunch break from work when I get a phone call from an international number.) Me: Hello? Scammer: Hello ma’am my name is [scammer] I’m calling from McAfee about your renewal. (I watc...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Was Smooth, But Let’s Hope The Wine Is Read That Was Smooth, But Let’s Hope The Wine Is I swear to you I will never, ever forget how he IMMEDIATELY found our cheapest bottle. Like 'anomaly', cheap, because it was only $36, and the next ...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I witnessed this conversation in the break room. Coworker #1 is a married woman; Coworker #2 is a single woman, and is constantly fending off advances from sleazy male customers who think that...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read About six years ago I went to the GP to talk about getting a birth control implant. I have ADHD and was struggling with remembering to take a pill every day, so it was decided I’d get a hormon...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Have No Rooms, Only Waiting Rooms Read We Have No Rooms, Only Waiting Rooms I'm talking on the phone with someone who desperately needs a new house. I am in no position to do anything and have directed them to the proper institutio...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This just happened a half hour ago and it made me laugh. I get it that paradigms about transportation are evolving. Am I a bit irked that my daily commute is messed up by a multi-million dolla...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the OP from “Why Do Men Balk At The Thought of Blood?” A similar incident reminded me of another story of my father’s squeamishness around the topic of menstruation. (To be fair, he really...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Conversation Needs A Cold Hard Reset Read This Conversation Needs A Cold Hard Reset Customer: "Is it cold?" Me: "It’s blended with ice." Customer: "But is it cold?" Me: "It’s blended with ice, so yes, it's cold." Customer: "Ice cold?"...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Developing A Wild Theory Read Developing A Wild Theory Customer: *Angry.* "All the pictures are blurry, and it's all your fault!" Me: "I just developed the pictures, ma'am. I can only develop the pictures you took." Custom...
