Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in my early teens, my school had a sex ed program that all students were expected to take, but we still needed a parent to sign a form for us to take it. I’ve already received a sho...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shampoo-Pooing The Whole Purchase Process Read Shampoo-Pooing The Whole Purchase Process Me: "I can't take that here. You need to pay at the register." Customer: "But, I'm just trying to pay now. Why can't I just give you the cash?" Me: "B...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Close To Quitting, But No Cigar Read Close To Quitting, But No Cigar Customer: "What is smoking a cigar like?" Me: "Very different from cigarettes, and the smell is unique. I can recommend a few if you’re looking to try some out,...
Jun 18, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Egyptian fraction multiplication (Very much previously: Egyptian Fractions) Back in March, I had been reading On the Egyptian method of decomposing into unit fractions by Abdulrahman A. Abdulaziz, and I reported that: There is som...
Jun 18, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal On Complaining About AI in Pinterest on Reddit Wherein I caution against using Reddit to complain about AI on Pinterest from the perspective of someone who does not use Reddit and nominally has a site account for Pinterest.
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Soup, There It Is Read Soup, There It Is Customer: "Do you like it?" Me: "Our customers love it!" Customer: "But do you like it, personally?" Me: "Unfortunately, I’m allergic to tomatoes." Read Soup, There It Is
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their View Of The World Is Going Down Under, Part 2 Read Their View Of The World Is Going Down Under, Part 2 Confused Coworker: "But… It's just an island?" Sabbatical Coworker: "A pretty big island. The flight from Perth to Sydney is already over fo...
Jun 18, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The War We Can't See Today's post is part of the IndieWeb Carnival, with this month's theme being "No Way!?" and hosted by Alex Hsu. I really like the theme for the carnival this month. Most of my life has been a serie...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Discount The Ability To Be Pleasant Read Don’t Discount The Ability To Be Pleasant There is a sandwich place I go to when I forget to bring lunch for work. The workers tend to start asking what someone wants to order before they have...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sour Grapes In The Sour Patch Read Sour Grapes In The Sour Patch Me: "Has anyone seen my Sour Patch Kids?" Coworker: "Oh, I threw those away." Me: "You what?" Coworker: "They were open." Read Sour Grapes In The Sour Patch
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Truth Was Out There, Now It’s Sat At Table Five… Read The Truth Was Out There, Now It’s Sat At Table Five… Almost immediately after dropping off their first drinks, I'm back behind the bar in the service well, and someone starts tapping my leg. I...
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Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clopen, Nope-en Read Clopen, Nope-en Me: "I'm closing tonight, so I'll be out of here around midnight, but then I'm opening tomorrow at 5 AM." Supervisor: "So? You wanted a lot of hours, you're getting 'em!" Read ...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The House Always Wins Read The House Always Wins Guy: "My son kept telling me he couldn't afford a house like I did at his age, and he told me the prices! I didn't believe him, so he told me to walk past here and take a...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Whopper Of A Double Standard Read A Whopper Of A Double Standard The standard practice around there was that as supper rush was starting, we'd lose four people who went out back to smoke (including the shift manager) and leave...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Thinking Outside The Box, Part 5 Read Not Thinking Outside The Box, Part 5 Customer: "Could I open the box to see whether everything's okay inside?" Not as outlandish a request, since the boxes are on shelves where customers can r...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com FAFO: The Movie Read FAFO: The Movie My store hated these kids. If their movie hadn't started yet or if their parents weren't there yet, they'd walk into our store and spoil the ending of every movie they'd just s...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com MLK, FYI Read MLK, FYI Me: "Hey, you know today's a holiday, right?" Coworker: "Ha ha, very funny." Me: "No, seriously. It's MLK Day. Here." I sent her a link to the company memo. Coworker: "Son of a b****!...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Arguing Over A Poultry Sum Read Arguing Over A Poultry Sum I used to work at a grocery store that had a policy of "if the price on the shelf is different than what it rings up at the register, you get it for free". A lady c...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Paw-ning Off Responsibility Read Paw-ning Off Responsibility Brother: "Can you look after my dog this weekend?" Me: "You ask me to do that so many weekends that my kids are going to think it's our dog." Brother: "I can't help...
