Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Developing A Wild Theory Read Developing A Wild Theory Customer: *Angry.* "All the pictures are blurry, and it's all your fault!" Me: "I just developed the pictures, ma'am. I can only develop the pictures you took." Custom...
Apr 21, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Staying the Course in Writing in the LLM Moment Human authors should not modify their prose and punctuation choices based on a fear of being falsely accused of using AI. Long live the em dash.
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Phrase Missed The Mark Read That Phrase Missed The Mark A patron is returning some books on political science and history, and discussing the current state of American politics. Patron: "JFK would be ashamed of what this...
Apr 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 9 Read Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 9 Manager: "You were averaging 100 tickets a week last month, and now it's hovering around 97. Why are you slipping?" Me: "Oh, well, since I didn't get a rai...
Apr 21, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Broken Parts Things have been low stress, which I attribute to more frequently taking my Olanzapine. I've been on pretty much all the antipsychotics on the market, and Olanzapine seems to be the one that least ...
Apr 21, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Ennui Aesthetic It seems that we've been bitten by a certain bug, one that takes any sense of meaning and truth and tries to reject it for the sake of something different. With our ability to constantly access so ...
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Textbook Example Of Why You Need The Textbook Read A Textbook Example Of Why You Need The Textbook I used to work for a textbook company. I know textbooks are massively overpriced, but there was nothing I could do about it except sympathize wi...
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting To The Meat Of The Matter Read Getting To The Meat Of The Matter Colleague #1: "So then my girlfriend told me she has beef with the guy, and—" Colleague #2: "—wait, isn't she vegetarian?" Read Getting To The Meat Of The Matter
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wage A Wage War Read Wage A Wage War Me: "$6,400. If another check from you bounces again, I'm taking it to the cops. It's a felony in Idaho to bounce a check." Boss: "No need to be so damn serious God wtf. Come i...
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Safe Deposit Box Versus Box Office Read Safe Deposit Box Versus Box Office Customer: "Do you have like a vault back there? With the safe deposit boxes and everything?" Me: "Yes, we do. Were you interested in opening one?" Customer: ...
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Noteworthy Lack of Empathy Read A Noteworthy Lack of Empathy Coworker: "[Supervisor] is so mean! I should report him to HR!" Me: "What did he do?" Coworker: "He didn't sign my birthday card! Everyone else in the office signe...
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Tall Tales Are True Read When The Tall Tales Are True I overhear a dad talking to his young son, maybe four or five years old, at the bookstore where I work. They're looking at an animal picture book. Dad: "I swear, g...
Apr 20, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual deleteduser.com Jemand hat sich die Domain „deleteduser.com“ registriert und kriegt jetzt haufenweise Emails, die an gelöschte Nutzer gehen.
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Firestick It To The Man Read Firestick It To The Man Our national chain has changed its system to not allow you to ring up a firestick without putting in an email address, to get spammed with Apple TV free trial emails. I...
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com CCTV: Christ-Cam Theft Vision Read CCTV: Christ-Cam Theft Vision Customer: "Excuse me, but where's your bathroom?" I point her in the right direction. She walks away, leaving her cart and purse behind. Me: "Ma'am, don't forget ...
Apr 20, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 19] - The Animal of Oizys NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 19]Day Twenty Hello, everyone, and welcome back for Day Twenty of Na/GloPoWriMo. We’re heading into the home stretch now! Our featured participant today is M. Jay Dixit, who b...
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’d Jump To Conclusions But We Haven’t Got A Clue Read We’d Jump To Conclusions But We Haven’t Got A Clue Customer: "I'm trying to find some certified organic freeze-dried dog treats made from animals that don’t jump." Me: *Thinking I'd misheard t...
Apr 20, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 17 Hiked part 17/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 8.2 kilometres from Dieren to Rheden. At Dieren, the enormous game park is a former hunting area of the House of Orange. At De Steeg there is a large bo...
Apr 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Out Of Office, Out Of Mind Read Out Of Office, Out Of Mind IT Guy: "Yup! He came in on his first day to the office, and it was empty. It was empty the day after. After a week or so, he just gave up and stopped coming back." ...
Apr 20, 2026 from Peter's Path Christian Reflections by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Christian Reflections. This is a collection of fourteen essays published after his death and edited by Walter Hooper. The pieces were written between 1939 and 19...
