Jun 16, 2026 from riz#000000me Gundam's Universal Century Timeline I've spent a lot of time thinking about the Universal Century and canonicity.
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snowbody Else Had A Problem Read Snowbody Else Had A Problem Bossman: "Look, I know you, and know that you don't cause problems. But the customer has filed an official complaint against us, and you specifically, and I'm tryin...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method Read To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method I open the office fridge to get my lunch, when I see a post-it on a sandwich. Note: "To the person ignoring the 'DO NOT EAT' signs on my sandw...
Jun 16, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Meandering Inventory Your browser does not support the video tag. I've been struggling with an intense lack of focus lately. This is especially poignant when my mood is a bit heightened. Things have been decent enough ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pineapple Express Lane Read The Pineapple Express Lane One of the men in the group, who loved nothing more than a good joke except for a really, really bad one, ordered his usual drink order, which was "diet water". The ...
Jun 15, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal From Missing the Playoffs to the NBA Finals A comprehensive survey of NBA teams that went from missing the playoffs one year to making the Finals the next, with an additional look at how they performed the year after the turn-around, with an...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Soup For You! Part 15 Read No Soup For You! Part 15 Me: "What's the soup of the day?" Server: "I don't know." Me: "Could you check?" Server: "I could." Read No Soup For You! Part 15
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Current Tenant Read The Current Tenant Most months, my electricity bill sits around $80. I pretty much use a couple of lights, my laptop, and the fridge. It’s not exactly a power-hungry setup. I’m not running a s...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stock Answers Aren’t Gonna Cut It Read Stock Answers Aren’t Gonna Cut It Customer: "Can you tell me what the broccoli and cheddar soup is?" Me: "Sure! So, it's going to be a boiled broccoli and aged cheddar soup." Customer: "No, bu...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Show Your Work Read Don’t Show Your Work Manager: "Did you split the comped items onto another check and close that one separately?" Waitress: "No? Why would I do that?" Manager: "Customers are stupid. It doesn't...
Jun 15, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Der Remorshka-Raum Sprinkles und Cory versuchen, Nini den Blick auf den Schatz zu verwehren aus Angst, dass zie sonst einfach dorthinfliegt und die riesgige Tigerfeuerkrabbe aufscheucht.
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Screenshot And Tonic Read Screenshot And Tonic Customer: "Can I get a vodka tonic?" Me: "Sure. Can I see some ID?" Customer: "Do I look under twenty-one?" Me: "You look around that age, so I have to ask." Read Screensh...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The A** Into Asphalt Read Putting The A** Into Asphalt Manager: "What are you doing here?" Me: "[Assistant Manager] said if I wasn't here in fifteen minutes, I would be fired. I'm here, so do I still have my job?" Read...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Plan Is Not Concrete Read Their Plan Is Not Concrete Caller: "I need concrete!" Me: "Well, that's what we do. What date were you—" Caller: "—Date?! No! Today! I need it in thirty minutes!" Me: "Sir, that's impossible. ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Twisted Expectations Read Twisted Expectations Customer: "My pasta is cold." Me: "Would you like me to box that up for you so you can reheat it at home, ma'am?" Customer: *Scoffs.* "Uh, no! I want you to make me a new ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Name Dropping Read Name Dropping A few weeks later, I got my paperwork. All three of my names are spelled incorrectly. I go to the courthouse on my lunch break, wait in line at the records room, and explain the ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Dairy Confused Read I’m Dairy Confused Customer: "Eww! Cheese, on a burger?! Who would even think of such a thing?! That's so gross!" Me: "So… no cheese?" Customer: "No cheese! Eww! Why would you even ask that? I...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Well, That’s Nap Time Cancelled… Read Well, That’s Nap Time Cancelled… Me: "Hey, [Sister], just to let you know, I'm all done, so I'm driving back to yours now. Should be there in about half an hour." Sister: "Oh! Oh… wow… that's ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Search Your Feelings, Mom Read Search Your Feelings, Mom I work in the childcare area at a gym. We have a mom who comes in semi-frequently whose child has a... unique name. I swear this happens almost any time she comes to ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time Portals From 1968 Read Time Portals From 1968 Customer: "What is a PIN?" Me: "Your number you enter into the ATM to get your cash out." Customer: "What's my number?" Me: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but are you being serious?...
