Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting This Information Is Madden-ing Read Getting This Information Is Madden-ing Our video game store took in so much used video game equipment that the city classified us as a pawn shop. This meant we had to follow very specific laws...
Jun 16, 2026 from The Jaxson Jacksonville’s Forgotten Emancipation History While Juneteenth is now recognized nationally as the day commemorating the end of slavery in the United States, Florida has long observed its own Emancipation Day on May 20, the date freedom was of...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This [https://notalwaysright.com/never-mess-with-secretaries/369140/] story reminded me of one particular woman who worked at my faculty office at the university. I do not know the actual Engl...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I do taxes for a living. I have a young man as a client. He owes a moderate amount of money, about $700. This is his first time owing in. Him: “I’m just not understanding why I owe in, usually...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m in my sophomore year of high school. Because of various problems, such as clinical anxiety and type 1 diabetes, my health has been growing worse and worse, causing me to miss a considerabl...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mother Of All Red Flags Read The Mother Of All Red Flags My last table was two dudes playing pool. When one started to flirt (in an atrocious way), while I didn’t flirt back, I thought, "This could be my best tip yet." He...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During my 11th grade year, we got a choir teacher. This teacher was a self-proclaimed professional choir teacher that took her job way to seriously at times. One thing about choir concerts, it...
Jun 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Nicht Riesenbärenklau? Hat Kev Quirk Riesenbärenklau auf seinem Grundstück oder einen harmlosen Verwandten?
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (*While on my way to do some business, I see a group of people gathering around a middle-aged man who is laying on the ground and unconscious.*) Me: “Is he alright?” Younger Woman: “No clue, I...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pay As You Chew Read Pay As You Chew Wife: "We'll take the check now, but I only ate half." Me: "Would you like me to get you a to-go box for the rest?" Wife: "No. I'd only like you to charge me half." Read Pay As...
Jun 16, 2026 from Thejesh GN Development as Freedom This time, my trip to Chennai was also a road trip. I got a ride with friends in the car, and it also gave us lots of time for conversation. As we were going to the convocation, the discussions tur...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a booth at an antique store that has around 90 booths. The price tags on our merchandise has a code for the booth it comes from. At checkout, the cashiers remove these tags as they ring...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Non-Playable Customer Read Non-Playable Customer I'm doing the morning prep in an Italian dinner spot. The door is unlocked so that cleaning crews, maintenance staff, and deliveries can come in. Some random guy wanders ...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crabsolutely Not Read Crabsolutely Not Me: "Does anyone here have any allergies or intolerances?" Customer: "I'm allergic to seafood." I acknowledge this and start taking their orders. Customer: "I'll get the crab ...
Jun 16, 2026 from riz#000000me UC Gundam I've spent a lot of time thinking about the Universal Century and, well, here's the fruit of that labor.
Jun 16, 2026 from riz#000000me Gundam's Universal Century Timeline I've spent a lot of time thinking about the Universal Century and canonicity.
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snowbody Else Had A Problem Read Snowbody Else Had A Problem Bossman: "Look, I know you, and know that you don't cause problems. But the customer has filed an official complaint against us, and you specifically, and I'm tryin...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method Read To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method I open the office fridge to get my lunch, when I see a post-it on a sandwich. Note: "To the person ignoring the 'DO NOT EAT' signs on my sandw...
Jun 16, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Meandering Inventory Your browser does not support the video tag. I've been struggling with an intense lack of focus lately. This is especially poignant when my mood is a bit heightened. Things have been decent enough ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pineapple Express Lane Read The Pineapple Express Lane One of the men in the group, who loved nothing more than a good joke except for a really, really bad one, ordered his usual drink order, which was "diet water". The ...