Apr 17, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Bottle Today's post is a submission to the IndieWeb Carnival, a monthly event where folks on the IndieWeb write a blog post dedicated to a theme hosted by one of the members. This month's theme is "Advent...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Two Hands, One Brain, Zero Extra Cashiers Read Two Hands, One Brain, Zero Extra Cashiers Customer: "Can't you open another register?!" Me: "I could, but I could still only run one at a time." Customer: "Two registers, two hands!" Read Two ...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not So Over Easy Read Not So Over Easy Manager: "The reason we don't sell sunny-side eggs is that the cooks are ONLY trained to do over-easy eggs." Read Not So Over Easy
Apr 16, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Keep It To Yourself A guide to digital privacy for 2026, a manifesto to refuse complying to new measures, three suggestions for this new age of surveillance
Apr 16, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Keep It To Yourself A guide to digital privacy for 2026, a manifesto to refuse complying to new measures, three suggestions for this new age of surveillance
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com He Wants Food, Not Facts Read He Wants Food, Not Facts Customer: "Hey, you're Mexican, right? What's more filling, the tacos or the burrito?" Me: "I was born in the United States, but my heritage is Colombian." Customer: "...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Monitoring The Situation, Part 7 Read Monitoring The Situation, Part 7 User: "You'll be able to transfer all of my desktop shortcuts over to the new one, right?" Me: "Well, it's only the monitor I'm changing, so no need to worry a...
Apr 16, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog The Claude Coding Vibes Are Getting Worse I've seen a continuous degradation to the UX of Claude Code over the last two months. Now with the release of Opus 4.7 it's really evident.
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customer Codex Read Customer Codex Coworker: "Watch out, Duchess Whine-ington has walked in." Me: "Duchess who?" Coworker: "The lady in the fancy dress. Despite how she looks, she'll find an item that she thinks ...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Banking On Pettiness That Can Last Centuries Read Banking On Pettiness That Can Last Centuries I get a notice for inactivity stating that I will be charged five dollars if my account remains inactive for two years. I spoke with three differen...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Are Not Shelf Aware Read They Are Not Shelf Aware Customer: "I want a Long Island! Top shelf!" Me: "To be clear, by top shelf, you mean top shelf for the tequila, vodka, light rum, gin, and triple sec?" Customer: "Yes...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not A Prime Shopping Experience Read Not A Prime Shopping Experience Guy: "Yeah, where are the aisles?" Me: "The aisles?" Guy: "Yeah, with all the products." Me: "This is a fulfilment centre." Read Not A Prime Shopping Experience
Apr 16, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 13 Hiked part 13/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 15.9 kilometres from Hoog Soeren to Kootwijk. You walk on wide paths through gently sloping forests and along the Asselsche Heide. It is part of the Cro...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com V-Neck For Vendetta Read V-Neck For Vendetta Manager: "Okay, so I just spoke to the ultra-religious woman who just walked out with her husband?" Me: "The one wearing the cross you could see from space? The one that st...
Apr 16, 2026 from Peter's Path That Hideous Strength by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote That Hideous Strength. It is the third and final book in his Space Trilogy. The story takes place on Earth. A young couple, Mark and Jane Studdock, get caught in...
Apr 16, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 16] - What the half-room refused to say NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 16]Day Sixteen Happy sixteenth day of National/Global Poetry Writing month, everyone! Our featured daily participant is klara laurenzia linden, who brings us a bilingual respo...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Expect Some Gale Force Complaining Read Expect Some Gale Force Complaining A string storm is battering Scotland and North England at the time of this call, so we're getting a lot of calls about the network being down in that area. C...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Our Great DiscrimiNation, Part 9 Read Our Great DiscrimiNation, Part 9 Grandmother: "Why have they got you learning all this Black History stuff?" Me: "Because it's Black History month, Grandma." Grandmother: "You're an American i...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do You Even Obstacle Course, Bro? Read Do You Even Obstacle Course, Bro? Friend: "Ugh. Gyms are boring. Rows of identical machines and not one unnecessarily elaborate obstacle course with swinging ropes, mud pits, and an angry Japa...
Apr 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dialing Down the Service Read Dialing Down the Service A customer answers her phone just as she starts unloading her groceries onto the conveyor belt. Customer: *Into her phone.* "Oh, hi. No, I'm not doing anything importa...
