Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The 2FAst And The Furious Read The 2FAst And The Furious So, I watch her. She follows my directions, and I figure out what her issue is. Thirty seconds isn't long enough for her to type in the six-digit code from [2fa App]....
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shouldn’t Have Crate Expectations Read Shouldn’t Have Crate Expectations Customer: *Snooty tone.* "Does your boss know you're sitting on the job?" Me: "Does your minder know you've gotten away again?" Read Shouldn’t Have Crate Expe...
Apr 17, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual (feeling of being watched) Ich habe mal wieder ein kleines Kunstprojekt gemacht, bei dem der Blick von einem Haufen Augen einem kleinen weißen Fleck folgt.
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pile It On, Why Don’t You Read Pile It On, Why Don’t You I'm folding up some clothes in the clothing store where I work. I've finished, so I turn to a coworker and say triumphantly: Me: "I finished!" At that moment, a custo...
Apr 17, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 14 Hiked part 14/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 17.8 kilometres from Kootwijk to Hoenderloo. This stage takes you through the heart of the Veluwe, straight through beautiful heathlands and sand drifts...
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Calling It On This Job Read Calling It On This Job Boss: "This is your last warning, if I catch you on your phone again, you're getting fired!" The worker's phone rings. Read Calling It On This Job
Apr 17, 2026 from Peter's Path Compelling Reason by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Compelling Reason. This book is a collection of many essays on ethics, theology, and clear thinking. The pieces were written between 1940 and 1962. Lewis defends...
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dog Is Leashed, The Digs Are Not Read The Dog Is Leashed, The Digs Are Not Wife: *Very serious.* "You need to be careful out there. It’s coyote mating season, and they’re roaming around." Me: *Not as serious.* "Understood. I’ll do...
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knowing Things Is A Capital Offence Read Knowing Things Is A Capital Offence Customer: "Excuse me, can I ask you something?" Me: "Of course!" Customer: "What's the capital of Slovakia?" Read Knowing Things Is A Capital Offence
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thotless Comments Read Thotless Comments I'm doomscrolling, and I start laughing. Mom: "What is it?" Me: "'Thot' is now in the Oxford English dictionary." Read Thotless Comments
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Boring To Believe Read Too Boring To Believe I have just spent a long weekend away with the boys. It's been a great time, and we're all talking about doing it again in six months or so. Before we all start driving b...
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am a doctor, working in an emergency ward. I had just finished an intense, 14 hour shift (this was not normal but very necessary that day for non-story-relevant reasons). It was the toughest...
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Should Have Heard It Through The Grapevine Read Should Have Heard It Through The Grapevine I work at a winery. A customer has wandered into the tasting room. He's been rude and brusque to the reception staff (and possibly a little sexist). ...
Apr 17, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 17] - After the door, the map, the mirror NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 17]Day Seventeen Happy Friday, all! I hope you find that writing poetry is a great entry-way into your weekend. Today, our featured participant is Adam J Scarborough, who brin...
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My kid is not the most forthcoming when talking about her day. Me: How was school? Kid: It was good. Me: Did you do anything fun? Kid: I don’t know. Read
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Helping Lightning Strike Twice Read Helping Lightning Strike Twice I recall a coworker who I used to work with in the heyday of cable TV, a long while back: Caller: "Yeah. Lightning struck just outside, then my cable went out. W...
Apr 17, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Spring Season 2026 at The New Leaf Journal The 2026 spring season theme at The New Leaf Journal is spring cleaning. Admittedly not the most creative, but summer 2026 will be big.
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Refresher Course When You’re Fully Refreshed Read A Refresher Course When You’re Fully Refreshed Teacher: "[My Name]? What are you doing here? You already passed this training." Me: "[Boss] sent me here and said I needed to be retrained." Tea...
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Causing Tropical Depressions Read Causing Tropical Depressions Customer: "Excuse me, this store is all fancy and s***." Me: "Uh, we aim to provide a high-quality service, ma'am. Did you have a question?" Customer: "Pineapples ...
Apr 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flipping The Modern Art World Upside Down Read Flipping The Modern Art World Upside Down The paintings are single colors, square canvases consisting of just one color. One red, one blue, one orange, etc. Coworker: "People are gonna put dow...
