Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Okay, Those Extra Diners Can Sit In The Notes Read It’s Okay, Those Extra Diners Can Sit In The Notes I see that a man made a reservation for two people, but wrote in the notes that the reservation is actually for six people and a baby. I cont...
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at my my cousins house for Thanksgiving and enjoying a pumpkin pie that my other cousin made. I’m sitting right next to the cousin that made the pie and he’s talking about hearing some adv...
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was ringing up a customer who seemed very nice, until she noticed I had trouble multitasking—bagging up/ringing her stuff while chatting with her at the same time. (I have executive dysfunct...
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m in 8th grade, it’s the middle of March. The weather is getting warmer, so students who show up before the doors open are just hanging around outside and enjoying the weather. I’m chatting ...
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sew-Called Parenting Read Sew-Called Parenting Two kids around ten, maybe a bit younger, pull down a fixture of formal evening dresses, resulting in a crash. When we went to investigate the crash, the kids were rolling...
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The WiFi Got Crossed Somewhere Along The Line Read The WiFi Got Crossed Somewhere Along The Line Caller: "Hi, I just bought the iPad with WiFi." Me: "Do you mean WiFi and cellular?" Caller: "Sure." Me: "And what issue are you having with it, m...
Apr 15, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Bam Adebayo’s 83 and Scoring Averages in 60+ Point Game Seasons Bam Adebayo's 83 point performance inspired me to look at PPG and P/36 minutes by NBA players who scored at least 60 points in a game in their 60-point game seasons.
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s An Inventive Inventory Imagination Read That’s An Inventive Inventory Imagination Me: "I'm sorry, the product you've just asked for is out of stock and will be out of stock for the foreseeable future." Customer: "Are you sure? Can I...
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sight-Seeing, Clarified Read Sight-Seeing, Clarified I'm working at an excursions desk on a large cruise ship. A family (parents, two teen daughters) approaches and asks about a boating tour. Mother: "So, if I go on this ...
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Muffin to Fear… Or Is There? Read Muffin to Fear… Or Is There? Me: "Hey, [Coworker], I saw you emailed the office to say you made chocolate muffins for everyone?" Coworker: "Yes! Help yourself!" Me: "Did you mean to start the ...
Apr 15, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Temperament and Spirit I broke my fast last night. There were about ten leftover chicken tenders from dinner a few nights ago, and I ate all of them. Thankfully I didn't eat anything else after that, but I don't feel too...
Apr 15, 2026 from is this it? Sutton Sunset The Sutton landscape summons me to Rohan in The Lord of the Rings. Golden grasses and jagged schist cover the landscape. These seemingly go on forever, until they hit the Rock and Pillar Range in t...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knock It Off Read Knock It Off A woman comes in and presents to me a knockoff of one of our items. A really, really bad one. Me: "Yes?" Woman: "This broke. I want a replacement." Read Knock It Off
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Got It Digit-all Covered Read Got It Digit-all Covered Customer: "So there are these two types, the UVG32 and the UVG32+. Aside from the + model costing 20 euros more, I can't find any differences. According to the tags an...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customers Like You Are Rare Read Customers Like You Are Rare Me: "I'll get the beef carpaccio." Waiter: "Sir, I just want you to be aware that it is an uncooked dish." Me: "I mean, of course it is. It's carpaccio." Waiter: *W...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Corporate Are Winging It Read Corporate Are Winging It Customer: "Excuse me, but why have all the sandwich spreads been moved? They were near the baking and bakery sections before, but now they're over near the salads? Tha...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stopping A Wire Before It Crossed Read Stopping A Wire Before It Crossed Cashier: "And why are you sending this money?" Old Woman: "My landlady emailed me that she is travelling. She told me she wouldn't be able to pick up my rent ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shave And A Haircut… One Hour Read Shave And A Haircut… One Hour Manager: "You don't look presentable! Go home and get a proper shave!" I worked kitchen, and I was about twenty at the time, so after a couple of days of not shav...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Avocado-No-No, Part 5 Read Avocado-No-No, Part 5 I'm a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. I'm helping an elderly customer who's having trouble navigating our produce selection menu (the scanner HATES the barcod...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oh! The Stories You’ll Hear! Read Oh! The Stories You’ll Hear! I do writing commissions as a side job. The following is taken from a chat log after someone pings me for a commission slot: Client: "Hey, so you do stories, right...
