Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Answers From The Leek Squad Read Getting Answers From The Leek Squad A family (grandparents, parents, two grandkids) is looking at the menu and discussing options between themselves. The grandfather asks me: Grandfather: "Wha...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Queue Whisperer Read The Queue Whisperer Every few minutes, he cranes his neck, spots another line moving slightly quicker, and abandons his current one. He does this once. Then twice. Then a third time. Sure eno...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spreadable Diseases Read Spreadable Diseases He rattles off a bunch of ingredients. Customer: "So, the olives and anchovies, obviously, but then I'm pretty sure you got some gonorrhea in there." Me: "Uh. Can you repea...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [My wife and I ordered pizzas last weekend. She placed the order via the store’s app. Then it came to delivery options.] Wife: Do you want it delivered, or will you pick it up? Me: I’ll pick i...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Number One Thing To Do In College Is Flirting Read The Number One Thing To Do In College Is Flirting I studied biology in my undergrad degree. One upper-year course I was taking with my class had as its first lab of the year (and as someone wi...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [In junior high, the vice principal would read announcements twice a day, during 2nd and 6th periods. The Monday after the first basketball game of the season — which we won — he gave the morn...
Jun 13, 2026 from BEEW Centralized Elation: KNICKS NBA CHAMPIONS! Everyone said NO. Not this year. Not this time. Not this team. We were all wrong. But never before has being so wrong felt so right. Likely every New York Knick fan knows the exact moment when they...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have recently become a classifier for my company so I have to submit my classifications to a person who verifies that I have correctly identified the classification of items in question. I h...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read To preface, I am hard of hearing. Not deaf, but I have Chronic Tinnitus, which is a ringing or buzzing in the ear. Mine is a constant static in both ears. So, as a result, I have difficulty he...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have been working at GameStop, a used games retailer. I have had years of experience that still would not me him for this mix of 90’s Angst and Pure Entitlement. So, laugh at your own discre...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad relayed this story to me tonight after he came home from work. My dad is 72 and has several health conditions, including severe arthritis, which can make him appear even older. He works...
Jun 13, 2026 from Roy Tang Mighty Gunvolt (Steam) Trying to very slowly work through my Steam backlog (an impossible task) by playing through some shorter games in addition to my favored very long RPGs. First up is Mighty Gunvolt. This 2014 game i...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Problem Manufactured Successfully Read Problem Manufactured Successfully Customer: "Oh, I was here yesterday, and there was a shrimp missing on my shrimp platter. I expect to be compensated." Me: "Yesterday?" Customer: "That's righ...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Change For The Better Read Change For The Better I went in with forty papa-provided dollars and explicit permission to buy a snack as well as the cigarettes. The snack I chose was an egg salad sandwich for just over $5....
Jun 13, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Egyptian fractions for 2/105 The ancient Egyptians had a terrible notation for fractions. They had notations for for each , for , but everything else was written as a sum of these, with repeats forbidden, so that for example h...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Difficult To Process What’s About To Happen Read Difficult To Process What’s About To Happen Coworker: "An American family asked me what all these yellow blobs were on this plate." Me: "You mean cheese?" Coworker: "They told me they'd only e...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wrong On Every Account Read Wrong On Every Account Me: "He's going on and on about me sabotaging his security verification steps, but he's just not getting any of the answers right. He's not hanging up." My manager nods,...
Jun 12, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Finding Backlinks to Your Articles and Blog Posts I share various tools for finding backlinks to one's own articles, blog posts and other online media.
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stock Answers Read Stock Answers Out of the corner of my eye, I notice an associate practically run over to me, and I brace for the interaction. Associate: "So just so you know, our stock is limited because we'r...
