Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Orange You Glad I Asked? Read Orange You Glad I Asked? I'm bringing a table a Pepsi, and an orange soda. Customer: "Which one is the orange soda?" Read Orange You Glad I Asked?
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Some Real Commitment To Something Fake Read That’s Some Real Commitment To Something Fake Coworker: "Ugh, I'm so sleepy. I want to go home." Me: "But you just started an hour ago." Coworker: "I know, but I was out with my boyfriend unti...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Whine Pairing Read Whine Pairing Customer: "What's your most expensive champagne?" Me: "Well, we don't have any sparkling wine from the Champagne region of France, but we do have a nice selection of—" Customer: ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 24/2026 I am at IITM/Chennai for Paradox. I have been here since 2022, since the first Paradox. The fest and the crowd have grown bigger. I came by car with friends A&S. We took Old Madras Road and stopped...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Faux Real? Read Faux Real? A customer who has ordered everything vegan (vegan cheese) comes back with her burger. Customer: "Can I get a refund?" Food Stand Owner: "What's wrong with the burger?" Read Faux Real?
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plate Tectonics Read Plate Tectonics An older couple has just paid their bill, and on the check has written a big fat zero on the tip line. Now, if they'd just written $0.00 there, or just voided it with a line, I...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Lost The Game Of Thrones Read They Lost The Game Of Thrones Lead: "What the f*** is that? All gender? What is that about?" Site Manager: *Calmly.* "It means anyone can use either bathroom." Lead: "No, it means you’re encou...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Purrmanent Displeasure Read Purrmanent Displeasure A woman walks into the pet store and right up to me. Woman: "Can you please explain to me what it means that my cat is an obstinate carnivore?" Read Purrmanent Displeasure
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kids Have Been Fighting Bedtimes Since The Yawn Of Time Read Kids Have Been Fighting Bedtimes Since The Yawn Of Time Me: "I saw that." Kid: "I'm not tired!" Me: "You just yawned." Kid: "That was a practice yawn." Read Kids Have Been Fighting Bedtimes Si...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Time To Throw In The Towel Read It’s Time To Throw In The Towel A guy puts his towel on a bench and disappears. Another gym-goer walks up to me and points at the towel. Gym Goer: "That yours?" Me: "Nah, someone else left it ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customers Have Off Days When You Have Days Off Read Customers Have Off Days When You Have Days Off Department Manager: "She is not working today." Customer: "Why?!" Department Manager: "Because she has days off." Customer: "Why?!" Read Customer...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was doing a work placement for my Tourism diploma at the Chateau de Versailles, during the 2023 summer, when some guy came up to me (bear in mind it was a hot day). The following exchange to...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Not Cheaper To Prevent The Prevention Read It’s Not Cheaper To Prevent The Prevention Owner: "[Dog's Name] doesn’t need heartworm prevention. She never goes outside!" Me: "Oh? So how did your pet get here today?" Read It’s Not Cheaper ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I work at a store that sells, among other things, cigarettes and alcohol. Policy is to ID everyone, doesn’t matter how old they look or how often they’re in. A guy comes through with a pack o...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Conversation Is Going Watership Down Hill Read This Conversation Is Going Watership Down Hill A few weeks ago, a woman came in, looking for a new fun treat to give to her cat, as most customers do. I showed her a few regular treat options ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My brother-in-law, his heavily pregnant wife, and their sweet three year old son pick me up from work one day and I’m chatting away with my nephew about the new baby on the way.) Me: “What’re...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This was back in the aughties. Grandpa was a somewhat hardcore republican. Sweet gentle guy if you meet him face to face, but also he believes everything Tucker Carlson (Fox News Host) says wi...
Jun 12, 2026 from splitbrain.org - blog PSA: Bubbles.town has a widget PSA: Bubbles.town has a widget I am a big fan of bubbles.town, a relatively new website to make it easier to discover the indieweb of personal blogs. Sounds familiar? I run indieblog.page where the...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 37 Read The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 37 Up at the counter, a single register is open, and a woman in her seventies is being rung out. Around the time I join the line, two other cashiers s...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve just moved into my first flat, and I’m looking to replace the carpet in my new bedroom with my dad, who is giving me a hand with the move and my mum, who is also looking for new carpet. I...
