Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Promoted Beyond Recognition Read Promoted Beyond Recognition Now, from her name tag, I see she’s a manager. That alone tells me the store’s standards haven’t improved. Manager: "Oh, thank goodness you’re here! We’re so short-...
Apr 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Phishing Ein Professor der RUB schickt mir plötzlich eine Email. Hmm…
Apr 13, 2026 from Galaxy Garden My 2026 Qingming Festival Grandmother's Death Anniversary and Tomb Sweeping Permalink to section 'Grandmother's Death Anniversary and Tomb Sweeping' # We had two busy weekends in a row, due to Qingming Festival and my pater...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Bone Identity Read The Bone Identity A woman came up to my counter with her hands full of supplies, and an obedient dog trotting exactly half a step behind her. The dog had a chew bone in his mouth. Just carryin...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Purposefully Misunderstood Read Purposefully Misunderstood When my son was almost potty-trained and also going to day care, I came to pick him up one day to find a completely distraught daycare owner. Daycare Owner: "Your so...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cart Wars: Senior Edition Read Cart Wars: Senior Edition Other Lady: "Move your cart! You're blocking the aisle for everybody!" Cart Lady: "Excuse me! I'm sixty-f******-five years old, and I will be addressed with the respe...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Extreme Rollercoasters Warrant Extreme Reactions Read Extreme Rollercoasters Warrant Extreme Reactions I hear a couple with a small kid arguing about this rule with the rollercoaster staff. Customer: "You will allow my kid on this rollercoaster. ...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During December I take part in the game “Whamageddon”. This is where you try to avoid hearing the song “Last Christmas” by Wham! between 1 and 24 December. As The Song is almost everywhere, wi...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Patients Aren’t, Part 2 Read When Patients Aren’t, Part 2 Patient: *More agitated.* "I was here yesterday." Me: "Okay, I'll just need your last name." Patient: "I was told yesterday that my medication would be ready today...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For my first job, I worked briefly as a busser at a decent-sized restaurant chain I left the job on good terms and only due to complications related to my disability- and there are reasons I w...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When THEY Offer To Pay For Everyone, YOU Pay For Everyone Read When THEY Offer To Pay For Everyone, YOU Pay For Everyone I was on lunch shift today and had a table for four. At the end, when I ask what we’re doing with the bill, the woman offers to pay fo...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A busy November shift, a couple, with $300+ order, and of course, I get to a an already opened – and drunken – bottle of Powerade. Having always been disgusted by this since even before the CO...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was a teen, I developed a minor(ish) allergy to menthol. Mostly contact dermatitis, but I try to steer clear of most things with mint in it, as it does NOT agree with me. Whenever I’d u...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In Big Denial Over A Little Fish Read In Big Denial Over A Little Fish Customer: "I love your Caesar dressing; this is the only place I can get a Caesar salad that doesn't have anchovies in it." Me: "I don't want to burst your bub...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the 1990’s I worked in a factory canteen, I would serve food, work the till. I have 2 stories about working the till At the start of the day I had a £50 float ( made up of all coins £1...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened around 2015 or 16 and I was living in a townhouse. Like many townhouse neighborhoods, the houses all looked very much alike. All were painted one of half a dozen drab beige color...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And That’s How The Solidarity Cookie Crumbles Read And That’s How The Solidarity Cookie Crumbles Me: "Hey, can I get an additional chocolate chip cookie?" The cashier looks me over. She reaches over, picks up one of the sealed cookies, and han...
Apr 13, 2026 from The Jaxson 50 Years of Freight: Jacksonville's REA Terminal For nearly half a century, the Railway Express Agency shaped Jacksonville’s economy and identity, leaving behind a legacy still felt today. - Early Foundations and Expansion In the late 1920s, as r...
Apr 13, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal 2000-01 Bucks vs Second Three-Peat Bulls A quote from former NBA player Jason Caffey inspires me to compare the offenses of the 2000-01 Milwaukee Bucks and those of the 95-96 through 97-98 champion Chicago Bulls.
Apr 13, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Ascetic Containment Today is day four of my fast. I'm officially under 300 pounds. This is basically a water fast. I'm allowing myself to drink water, coffee, and diet soda; I'm also letting myself chew gum and eat a ...
