Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m a cashier at a dealership. Most dealerships take customer data very seriously. Every dealership has their own way of safeguarding said data. At my dealership, one of the rules is do not p...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When It Finally Registers Read When It Finally Registers Me: "Can I help you, sir?" Customer: "Check me out!" Me: "I'm sorry, I can't check you out here. There's no register here, so you need to go to the check-outs up fron...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driven By Delusion Read Driven By Delusion Customer: "Wait! Where are you going?" Me: "Back to the rental office. Was there something else you needed?" Customer: "Aren't you my driver?" Me: "Uh… no, I'm just the guy ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Real Thing Is Out Of Reach Read The Real Thing Is Out Of Reach Customer: "What's the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?" Me: "Pretty much the taste. Both are zero-calorie and sugar-free Cokes, but Diet tastes lighte...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They’re A Credit To Humanity Read When They’re A Credit To Humanity When I was a long-term patient in the hospital after an accident (two months), I used my credit card to pay for everything while I was in there. Managing a pu...
Jun 12, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Mundanity Your browser does not support the video tag. Last night while falling asleep, I was reflecting on the last ten years or so of my life, as one does. Looking back into the past, despite my attempts t...
Jun 11, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Into the Wilderness! Eighteen months is too long to wait… but it looks like we’ll have to wait even longer than that. After previously announcing that Doctor Who would return with a Christmas special in 2026 – a bit ov...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tipped To Be A Bad Day, Part 3 Read Tipped To Be A Bad Day, Part 3 Customer: "Can I use a discount?" Me: "Do you have a coupon or a gift card?" Customer: *Completely straight-faced without a hint of irony.* "No, no, I meant the ...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Soft Drink, Hard Sell Read Soft Drink, Hard Sell Me: "Just a soda, thanks." Cashier: "$2.50." Me: "The sign outside says sodas are on special for a dollar." Cashier: "Oh, you have to tell me that you want the dollar dri...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Duty Calls, But Not That Kind Read Duty Calls, But Not That Kind I’m walking back to the store when a regular customer runs over to me. Customer: "Oh, good, you’re walking back in. I need you to help me find—" Me: "—I’m sorry, ...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tweetable Moment Read A Tweetable Moment Coworker: *Looking out the window next to her desk.* "Huh." Me: "What?" Coworker: "That bird on the tree. It has a worm." Me: "So? Birds eat worms." Read A Tweetable Moment
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality Read Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality Woman: "Now, what ocean is that out there?" Me: "That is the Atlantic Ocean, ma'am." Woman: "So… if I wanted to see the Pacific?" Me: "I… don’t...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Call That A Win Read I Call That A Win I stopped at a convenience store to buy a drink. The sign in front of the register said proceed to self-checkout unless buying lottery tickets using cash. I have cash. Self-c...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Leg To Differ Read I Leg To Differ Me: "We cannot substitute the potato with meat. You need to choose something from the same section of the menu." Customer: "Don't be stupid! Crab is seafood, not meat!" Me: "Cr...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Take A Shot In The Dark, Part 2 Read Take A Shot In The Dark, Part 2 Customer: "Can I get a Chumbawumba?" Me: "Uh… what is that?" Customer: "The drink! The Chumbawumba!" Me: "I don't know what that is." Read Take A Shot In The Da...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com PowerPoint Power Struggles Read PowerPoint Power Struggles Me: "Hey, [Manager], if you like, I can help you out with the report presentation each month. It should help you iron out some of the minor issues that you're having...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cauli For Concern Read Cauli For Concern Me: "What's the issue with it so I can tell the chef?" Customer: "It has shaved parmesan on it. I can’t eat cheese." Me: "Sir, the menu states that it has shaved parmesan on ...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Purrfect Storm Read The Purrfect Storm My family had two cats, who were opposites in a couple of ways. One of them was quite silly, as she would stand beneath the towel hanging off the oven, and if a single drop ...
Jun 11, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Venetian Bridge Brawls in 17th and 18th Century Art Paintings from an era when Venetians brawled on bridges.
