Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kick That Bad Habit Read Kick That Bad Habit I'm watching my five-year-old son's football match on a Saturday morning. Most of the parents are cheering, clapping, and generally just happy that the kids are having fun....
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Diplomatic Immunity Denied Read Diplomatic Immunity Denied Manager: "Sir, we have a return policy, and I'm afraid you're outside it." Customer: "You should make an exception." Manager: "Why?" Customer: "Because of how much m...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In college, I had a professor who was notoriously bad at time management. He taught a writing workshop, and we generally aimed to review two student-written stories per class. We almost never ...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Here To Pass The Class, Not The Buck Read Here To Pass The Class, Not The Buck Teacher: "[My Name], since you seem to feel like my class isn't challenging enough, please help [Class Clown] understand the material. He isn't paying atte...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have tattoos on my arms that reference a song I enjoy and try to live by. They’re basically to-do lists with a bunch of “tasks” that are more just stop-and-smell-the-roses actions like “give...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Read Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Me: "Hello there, how can I help you?" The man didn't say a word back to me. He didn't even look me in the eye... instead, he thrust his phone into my face...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the time this story takes place, my girlfriend (GF) and I (also female) have been together for a while already and we’re both out to our families. We both still live with our respective par...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My spouse puts something in his work bag. The 1 year old spots him. 1 yo: a pop? Me: Oh, no, sweety. Daddy doesn’t keep lollipops in his bag. 1 yo: *climbs on a nearby stool to get closer to D...
Jun 11, 2026 from Thejesh GN Exploring Epicure the Food Embedding Model FlavorGraph is a large-scale graph network that combines data from over a million recipes with chemical compound information from 1,500+ flavor molecules to predict ingredient pairings. It uses gra...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a courier, I pick up packages from customer service offices, and deliver it to their customers. We use an app that in part tells us when deliveries are ready for pick up, lately it’s serve...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One Read Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One I work at an Italian restaurant. A small company is having an employee dinner at our place. There was one young woman excitedly rereading every word on the entir...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Twenty years ago, one of my wife’s sisters and her freshly-married husband, both fully Polish, did what many people from central Europe did back then: go to the US for several months to work a...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Critical Miss Read Critical Miss Caller: "Yeah, well... did you know the lady sitting next to me? During round two?" Me: "Uh... no, I'm not sure I do?" Caller: "She had a really nice a**! Me: "Uh..." Read Critic...
Jun 11, 2026 from Roy Tang Summer Game Fest June 2026 My last post felt a bit too serious, so I thought I'd write about videogames this time. We don't have E3 anymore, but this past week was Summer Game Fest and that's kind of the same thing. Aside fr...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Citation Needed Read Citation Needed Customer: "But I wasn't charged extra last week." Me: "The system doesn't allow us to ring it in cheaper." Customer: "Well, they did it for me last week." Me: "Oh, I'm so sorry...
Jun 11, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Discovering the Former “The New Leaf Journal” I learned some time ago that there was a former thenewleafjournal.com. Today, we examine our domain name predecessor.
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Read You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Customer: "I can't remember either of those. Just look up my name. It’s Jane Smith." Me: "It'd really be better if you could look up your email or phone number." Cust...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time For Some Hex Education Read Time For Some Hex Education Me: "Hey, [Coworker], do you have a set of hex keys?" Coworker: "Uh… I'm not really into that stuff." Read Time For Some Hex Education
Jun 11, 2026 from JoeHx Blog MET Values for each Exercise in MapMyFitness Sometimes I want to do an exercise and record it in MapMyFitness, but MapMyFitness doesn’t have that particular exercise. So I choose the next-closest exercise.
Jun 11, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Bird Among Monkeys Your browser does not support the video tag. I keep returning to this thought on IQ, so I have to write it down before it drives me insane. I've been in a lot of online spaces where people place so...
