Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Teachable Moments Don’t Just Happen Inside The Classroom Read Teachable Moments Don’t Just Happen Inside The Classroom It is routine for parents to drive at highway speeds, the fastest clocked this year is 50mph, and to go around vehicles trying to park,...
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the OP from “Like A Cat Right Before Dinner Time.” One evening a couple with a bouncy black Lab came in, and I greeted them from the cash wrap (as very few people actually want to be appro...
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This took place in the mid 2000’s. Every day when I got on the bus home I would always see one boy get harassed by a couple bullies. They would shift between stock insults to making fun of his...
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I work in a school, running the copy room.) Teacher Email: Please print this document for me in color. Me: I’m sorry, the color copy machine is down right now. Teacher: Oh, that’s ok, I just ...
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In our small town (60000 people) we live in a residential area that’s said to be one of the better ones. Our settlement is three sets of blocks of flats, four in a set, each describing the sid...
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This was in the 90’s, before cell phones were a thing. Like most teenagers, I always kept a phone card on me so I would be able to call my parents from a telephone booth if I had a problem. T...
Apr 12, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-04-12 The World Pakistan brokered a ceasefire between Trump and Iran just before the deadline! TACO etc. However, Israel violated the ceasefire almost immediately by attacking Lebanon; it's still held so...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pork And Prejudice Read Pork And Prejudice Customer: "Is your pork halal?" Me: "Sir… do you know what halal means?" Read Pork And Prejudice
Apr 11, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz A Message from the SCHOLSBAG Foundation A satirical post about alternative Android operating systems
Apr 11, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz A Message from the SCHOLSBAG Foundation A satirical post about alternative Android operating systems
Apr 11, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 11] - weekend erasure NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 11]Day Eleven We made it to the weekend, everyone, and to the eleventh day of Na/GloPoWriMo! Today’s featured participant is A.J.S., who brings us a mysterious and surreal res...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who’s Gonna Tell Them?, Part 2 Read Who’s Gonna Tell Them?, Part 2 Customer: "Umm, what's the vanilla?" Me: "...It's a Frappuccino with vanilla flavour." Customer: "Yeah, but like, what is vanilla? Is it like caramel?" Read Who’...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Derailing Detailing Read Derailing Detailing Me: "[Boss], you don't usually work on Sundays." Boss: "Yeah, I just got off the phone with [Customer]. He's not happy." Me: "I heard you tell him his car would be done Mon...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Patio-No-No Read Patio-No-No Customer: "[Name], reservation for four." Me: "I see that, but you didn't mention you'd be bringing children." I count four adult women and six kids in strollers. Customer: "Oh, yo...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pomerania-Mania, Part 2 Read Pomerania-Mania, Part 2 A woman is buying a small item at my counter. She has a huge designer bag on one shoulder and a smaller bag on the other. She's being subtle, but I spot her take a smal...
Apr 11, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 08 Hiked part 8/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 14.7 kilometres from Putten centrum to Leuvenum. On this route you will pass four significant heathlands, Groevenbeekse Heide, Ermelose Heide, Westeindsc...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Awareness, Zero Orders Read Zero Awareness, Zero Orders This caller gave me his order number. Me: "No orders are showing up on my system. Can I have your account number?" He gave me his account number and every other acc...
Apr 11, 2026 from Roy Tang The Banner Saga 1 and 2 The Banner Saga is a trilogy of turn-based tactical combat RPGs about a caravan of survivors trying to stay ahead of a dying world. I played through the first game back in 2016 and earlier this yea...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Amen… Probably Read Amen… Probably A common prayer to say before eating a meal starts, "Bless us, O Lord, in these Thy gifts..." Recently, my daughter mentioned it. Read Amen… Probably
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Dumb Moves In A Smart Car Read Making Dumb Moves In A Smart Car I am disabled. I have a disabled placard for my car. I pull into a parking lot and see someone getting into her car in a disabled space, so I wait and throw on...
