Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a bit of a long melodramatic whining rant…er, story, dear readers. Pack a lunch and grab a thermos of your preferred drink, and hang on for dear life. Once upon a time, in a galaxy far...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Momma Just Rect ‘Em Read Momma Just Rect ‘Em Nurse: "Miss, it really is common practice! A rectal thermometer is the best way to get a temperature, and it doesn't do any damage." Read Momma Just Rect ‘Em
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I recently made the tragic mistake of not taking my favorite business shirt off to eat my wife’s delicious spaghetti marinara, so I needed to get the stains out. Research indicated that I coul...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A male soldier was making a show on how he was an alpha male amongst other males in the office one day while I, female, was busy sending emails at my desk. After a heated topic that I wasn’t p...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eggsasperating Read Eggsasperating The first lady orders something regular, the second asks for a change in the kind of waffle she was having, no problem. The third... she asked me if she could make her own omele...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for an insurance company. Most times our work is fairly basic, with both the good and the bad customers. And sometimes the odd ones too. This day one of my coworkers sent me a message o...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened when the global Covid pandemic was in full force. Mask mandates were in place everywhere and if you showed cold symptoms, you HAD to get tested for Covid asap before going anywhe...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Placebo Me, Part 10 Read Placebo Me, Part 10 Customer: "It's so cold in here!" Manager: "We operate a lot of freezers, and it's warm outside today, so we have to—" Customer: "—When a customer tells you it's cold, that...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a dog daycare with some great people and great pooches. [Coworker] is one such individual, and someone I know I can joke with and get a laugh out of. One day, [Coworker] is passing o...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When It Pays To Read The Room Read When It Pays To Read The Room As soon as I walk in, I spot a large sign above the bar. It has yellow, black, and red alternating stripes along the border, and in big bold letters, it says: Sig...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Thinking Outside Any Box Read Not Thinking Outside Any Box Customer: "My son needs a game." Me: "Okay, do you know what kind?" Customer: "A kind he can play on his box." Me: "Oh, okay, he has the Xbox then. What kind of ga...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning Read The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning Back in the glory days of DVDs and DVD burners, I'm on a tech support call with a caller who is having trouble writing to a disc. Me: "Hmm, well, I ha...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scan-Dalous Behavior Read Scan-Dalous Behavior I noticed from my peripherals that the attendant had walked up to me. Normally, they just announce their presence and say to let them know if I need any help. She instead ...
Jun 10, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Unknown Bugs "I don't know what you are, but you have to die." That's what I said to a bug that flew in my face while I was smoking on my back patio the other night. I'm scared of bugs, okay? Anyway, saying som...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Claws For Concern Read Claws For Concern Customer: "You do other things instead of crab, right?" Me: "We have shellfish, lobster—" Customer: "No, I mean, I'm allergic to seafood." Me: "What kinds of seafood?" Custom...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dairy Tale Ending Read Dairy Tale Ending My office had laid out a buffet luncheon, and they had ordered several options that were safe for me to eat, but one box of food didn't arrive, so there was less food to go a...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58 Read I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58 Customer: "Yo, can you check the back to see if they got any more [Brand of Beer]?" Me: "I don't think you need to drink any more of that, my fri...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call Read Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call I'm expecting a guy coming in this morning for an interview for a cashier position. About ten minutes before the interview, he calls me. Interviewee: "I w...
Jun 09, 2026 from The Autodidacts The search for a good offline dictionary for Linux … proved longer than expected
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Guy Is Not A Page Turner Read This Guy Is Not A Page Turner Husband: "Four items?! Is this all you have?" Me: "Our menus are multiple pages, sir." Husband: "What?!" Me: "Turn the page, and you'll see the rest of the menu."...
