Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Politely Processing Read Politely Processing Me: "Hello there! May I please have the blueberry pancakes and iced tea? Thank you!" Waitress: "I… uh…" The waitress looked tired, but now it looks like her brain has stopp...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 35 Read The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 35 Customer: "This is so stupid! The sign says two for $6, but one is $3!" For a second, I thought I forgot how to add because it was so dumb. Read Th...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ruining A Neat Idea Read Ruining A Neat Idea Me: "Sorry, I asked for this neat." Server: "It should be served with lime; it tastes better." Me: "I've tried it that way, and I prefer it neat. Can you do me another one?...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You’re One Of Us, Not One Of Them Read When You’re One Of Us, Not One Of Them Customer: "Is that really necessary? There are so many signs for the customers to read!" Manager: "These signs, like all the signs in the store, aren't f...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Overdrawn Conclusions Read Overdrawn Conclusions Caller: "Why have you charged me all these fees!" Me: "It looks like you had a lot of payments happen on the same day that took your account into overdraft." Caller: "And...
Apr 10, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 07 Hiked part 7/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 13.1 kilometres from Garderen to Putten centrum. The Speulder and Sprielderbos still partly consists of the old, communally managed malebos. The forest b...
Apr 10, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 15/2026 I am back in Bengaluru. Slept and rested a bit. I watched One Battle After Another on the way to Sydney and Naked Gun 2 on the way back. I really liked how One Battle After Another is told, DiCapri...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trattamento Preferenziale Read Trattamento Preferenziale Back in the late nineties, my then-boyfriend and I were spending a tourist weekend in the Bay Area, and ended up in Carmel around dinner time. We found a cute Italian...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Y’know, He’s Got A Point… Read Y’know, He’s Got A Point… Me: "I'm going to miss you when you're away." Husband: "No, you won't, you'll replace me in the first week." Read Y’know, He’s Got A Point…
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Did Two Tours In Retail… I Can Still Hear The Beeps Read I Did Two Tours In Retail… I Can Still Hear The Beeps Coworker: "No, ma'am, you can't speak to the store manager." Pause. Coworker: "Because he is not available right now." Pause. Coworker: "B...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Never Argue With Mom Again Read Will Never Argue With Mom Again I am shopping in the supermarket and overhear a teenage girl arguing with her mum about something. Mom: "No, I'm not buying it. It's too expensive!" Read Will N...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift Read Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift Guy #1: *Looking around all the graves.* "So… all these guys are dead, eh?" Read Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Concorde-ial Response Read A Concorde-ial Response I was working as a cashier and went to hand the customer his receipt. He waves down my receipt-holding hand and says: Customer: "Keep it, less waste in the world." Read...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a member of a local volunteet run observatory. Every month we have an open evening. A chance for members of the public to come and see what astronomy is about. Volunteers check tickets, co...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Plot Should Thicken, Not Disappear Read The Plot Should Thicken, Not Disappear My friends and I are in the Uni library, working together. We're all in a creative writing class, and we're creating outlines for novels. Classmate: *Shu...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Very Different Kind Of X-Files Read A Very Different Kind Of X-Files Me: "This shelf is all x-rays, and there's no patient name." Resident Radiographer: "Oh, that's The Book. It doesn't contain any patient data." Me: "Then… what...
Apr 10, 2026 from LifeDev.net Looking for Focus Training Exercises? Discover 7 Simple Habits That Boost Mental Clarity Ready for some focus training exercises? You sit down to work. Within ten minutes, you have checked your phone twice, opened a new browser tab for no clear reason, and lost the thread of what you w...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Coworker 1: [privileged and reeks of it, but generally good at what he does] I like to use the Profiles, but I found a problem with it. Who should I tell? Senior Coworker: Well, it’s only upda...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [Note: This story began as a comment to another bank-error story, but after I got done typing, I thought it worked pretty well on its own, so here goes.] I had something similar happen many ye...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Spice Must… Not Flow Read The Spice Must… Not Flow Manager: "The guy complained about you. He said you got his order wrong." Me: *Confused.* "He said he wanted no spice, so it’s not spicy." Manager: "No, he wants, like...
