Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning Read The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning Back in the glory days of DVDs and DVD burners, I'm on a tech support call with a caller who is having trouble writing to a disc. Me: "Hmm, well, I ha...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scan-Dalous Behavior Read Scan-Dalous Behavior I noticed from my peripherals that the attendant had walked up to me. Normally, they just announce their presence and say to let them know if I need any help. She instead ...
Jun 10, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Unknown Bugs "I don't know what you are, but you have to die." That's what I said to a bug that flew in my face while I was smoking on my back patio the other night. I'm scared of bugs, okay? Anyway, saying som...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Claws For Concern Read Claws For Concern Customer: "You do other things instead of crab, right?" Me: "We have shellfish, lobster—" Customer: "No, I mean, I'm allergic to seafood." Me: "What kinds of seafood?" Custom...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dairy Tale Ending Read Dairy Tale Ending My office had laid out a buffet luncheon, and they had ordered several options that were safe for me to eat, but one box of food didn't arrive, so there was less food to go a...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58 Read I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58 Customer: "Yo, can you check the back to see if they got any more [Brand of Beer]?" Me: "I don't think you need to drink any more of that, my fri...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call Read Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call I'm expecting a guy coming in this morning for an interview for a cashier position. About ten minutes before the interview, he calls me. Interviewee: "I w...
Jun 09, 2026 from The Autodidacts The search for a good offline dictionary for Linux … proved longer than expected
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Guy Is Not A Page Turner Read This Guy Is Not A Page Turner Husband: "Four items?! Is this all you have?" Me: "Our menus are multiple pages, sir." Husband: "What?!" Me: "Turn the page, and you'll see the rest of the menu."...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Alarmingly Predictable Outcome Read The Alarmingly Predictable Outcome Anytime I got an alarm call without someone notifying me of a false alarm, I followed the policy and had them send the police. There were two or three false ...
Jun 09, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Vapeserver Jemand hat aus einer weggeworfenen elektrischen Zigarette einen Webserver gebastelt.
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zinfan-delusion Read Zinfan-delusion Me: "We have a really lovely red Zinfandel that we were running a half-price special on." Customer: "That sounds great! I'll take the bottle." I bring the bottle, present it to...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fauxppuccino Read Fauxppuccino I worked in a hotel cafe that served Starbucks brand coffee and espresso, and advertised it as such. Customer: "Grande blonde vanilla latte, almond milk, half the syrup, extra hot...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And They Lives Apple-y Ever After Read And They Lives Apple-y Ever After Me: "Boss, did you write the sale sign for the apples today?" Boss: "Yeah, why?" Me: "You wrote 'buy one, get 50% off'." Boss: "Yeah, we're having a deal." Me...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Points Of No Return Read The Points Of No Return Caller: "I want my flights and hotel all to be refunded!" Me: "May I ask why?" Caller: "The museum is closed!" Me: "What museum?" Caller: "The museum I came all this wa...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Continental Drifting Way Too Far Read Continental Drifting Way Too Far Dad: "Oh, look, they have direct flights to Rio." Mom: "No, not Rio. [Friend] from the office went there and showed me pictures. It looks all Mexican." Me: "Br...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mind The Gap In Etiquette Read Mind The Gap In Etiquette At this point in our journey down to the platform, I have forgotten the most important social rule of taking the tube. The escalator etiquette: always stand on the ri...
Jun 09, 2026 from The Public Domain Review The Launch of Our Mid-Year Fundraiser! Our Mid-Year Fundraiser is launched, and the new postcards theme will be Soil.
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Gobbling That Down Read Not Gobbling That Down Customer: "Is there turkey on your turkey club sandwich?" All three of the other adults stared at her. I stared at her. She stared back like she could not, for the life ...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m an English student in college when I witnessed the most awkward coming out ever. It was a writing class, and one of my classmates (we’ll call him Dave) read a short story he had written in...
