Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Take Fire Seriously, Get Fired Read Don’t Take Fire Seriously, Get Fired My classmates and I were about fifteen minutes into a physics class with an ignorant, busybody of a teacher when the fire alarm went off. We got out of our...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s free tax help season at the library, and it brings out the nuts. Today’s winner is a guy we’ve been receiving phone calls from almost daily. We explain to him that we are only hosting the...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in logistics. For imported goods, U.S. Customs normally requires a report of, among other details, the country of origin. If the goods were made in Canada, however, they require the pro...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Resort To Litigation Read Resort To Litigation Guest: "I'm not paying that!" Check In Clerk: "Okay, I will cancel your room for you." Guest: "No! I will not pay it because I was not informed of it, and you should take ...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I go in to the ER for what I believe is a kidney stone. Since I don’t drive, my friend takes me in and waits with me. After a couple hours of waiting, we finally see a doctor.) Me: I’ve got t...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failing The Pop Quiz Read Failing The Pop Quiz Customer: "Can I get [different drink]?" Me: *While I am putting back the drink he ordered and taking out the new one.* "Okay, but remember to order the correct drink on t...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read https://notalwaysright.com/coin-operated-core-memories/367107/ I too have seen a coin operated microwave once, and only once, in my life so far. I was staying in an Air BnB in Florida for vaca...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was interviewing for a role at a large Swiss bank. The role sounded great but I was a little nervous because I’d heard that the hiring manager was a bit strange. I sit down with him, we go t...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Makes More Than A Lick Of Sense Read Makes More Than A Lick Of Sense A couple is checking out groceries, and their young child grabs one of those cartoon juice bottles and tries to drink from it. Mom: "No, we're not getting that....
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Have Died Of Dysentery And Bad Timing Read You Have Died Of Dysentery And Bad Timing Customer: "Those games are so expensive! They're so old! They'll be so hard to install on new computers. You can just buy them on Steam for cheaper!" ...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Not A Queen’s Gambit Read That’s Not A Queen’s Gambit Me: "Ma’am, I really want to be clear with you; I think this is a scam. I will try my best to check into everything, but I cannot in good conscience send these peop...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Like Your Elevator Pitch Read I Like Your Elevator Pitch The boy suddenly pipes up, apropos of nothing: Boy: "You're pretty." Me: *Polite, if a bit taken aback.* "Why, thank you." Read I Like Your Elevator Pitch
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Served Them Right Read Served Them Right Customer: "This roast beef tastes like a**." I stared at her for a minute, then said: Me: "Wow, it's unfortunate that you know what a** tastes like." Read Served Them Right
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nissan Impossible Read Nissan Impossible He, of course, didn't get new Maryland tags. He kept driving it with mine. He also drove it to his work site near the Navy Yard in DC, where he got a parking ticket. All of t...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hawaii Five-Slow Read Hawaii Five-Slow I played the footage and, as expected, it was just out of range of the camera's fixed view. Me: "Ah, dang, sorry about that, sir." Detective: "No, that's great, can you just t...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 22 Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 22 Customer: "Is the salmon gluten-free?" Me: "It's just plain salmon, ma'am. We haven't added any extra ingredients to it." Customer: "No, but was the sa...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wall Aboard Read Wall Aboard Coworker: "A passenger asked him if we live on the ship, too." Me: "Okay, that's one of the classic stupid questions on a cruise. What did he say?" Coworker: "He just said 'yes'." ...
Jun 08, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Fallen Double Arrow Sign in Columbia Street Waterfront District It has been too long since I reported on a fallen street sign. For the first time ever, we cover (A) a fallen Double Arrow sign and (B) a fallen street sign in Columbia Street Waterfront District.
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The New Age Of Hairplane Travel Read The New Age Of Hairplane Travel Husband: "How long is the flight?" Me: "About four hours." Husband: "What?! It took us days to drive there last time! How fast is the plane?!" Read The New Age ...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Task Failed Successfully Read Task Failed Successfully Come Monday, I had an "emergency 1-on-1" with my manager where I was informed that I had to attend a three-day workshop/seminar on how to best meet requirements, becau...
