Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Can’t Just Spell It Out Read When They Can’t Just Spell It Out My craft store is one of the largest in the state, so our selection is huge. It's about five minutes to close when a customer walks over to me and asks: Custo...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Growing up, I was introduced to a British sci-fi comedy. The characters frequently use a certain curse and insult that I had only ever heard in that show. My mom also had a friend who, though ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Was Not Their Light Bulb Moment, Part 3 Read Was Not Their Light Bulb Moment, Part 3 I see a customer walking down the frozen aisle, slowly. She's opening each section and looking around with a scowl on her face. I go finish a task and w...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wheel-y Poor Planning Read Wheel-y Poor Planning Me: "Sir, we're closed. We closed forty minutes ago." Customer: "But I know exactly what I want! Can't I just grab it and pay?" Me: "No. All our registers are closed and ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Logic Doesn’t Pump Read That Logic Doesn’t Pump Customer: "Wait, that total isn't right. You didn't give me the cash discount." Me: "You're not getting the discount because you're paying with a card." He looks at me ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving The Point Home Read Driving The Point Home Knowing that I lived at the bottom of a hill and my older sedan wouldn't make it up the hill that was covered in ice, I called my manager to let him know that there woul...
Apr 09, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Theotokos It's been about a week of no cigs and no porn. Go me! While the time apart from those things is irrelevant, I am more optimistic about this attempt at abstinence. Especially regarding the pornograp...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Unexpected Sauce Of Confusion Read An Unexpected Sauce Of Confusion I bring her to the sale display and start pointing out the large variety of flavors of the dog food. Me: "So there's chicken, lamb, buffalo—" Customer: "—Oh! I...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Office Culture Shock Read Office Culture Shock A young guy has just started in the office on his first day. It's a quiet day, everyone working diligently, when suddenly this guy screams on top of his lungs. Like, a ful...
Apr 08, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz CSS Naked Day In honour of CSS Naked Day, I will disable CSS until tomorrow
Apr 08, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz CSS Naked Day In honour of CSS Naked Day, I will disable CSS until tomorrow
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Un-wine-ding The Crime Read Un-wine-ding The Crime I see a customer walk in with no basket or trolley, and within minutes, he's walking back out. It's very obvious he has a bottle of wine down his trousers (he wasn't THA...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Knit How You Do It Read That’s Knit How You Do It Manager: "Did you sign [Coworker]'s retirement card?" Me: "[Coworker]? Uh, this is embarrassing, but I don't know who that is." Manager: "Oh, she doesn't leave her de...
Apr 08, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Songs from the Commons: A Q&A with Simon Close about the Public Song Project The creator of WNYC's Public Song Project on creativity, copyright, and the public domain.
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bun-Believable Read Bun-Believable Back in the late nineties, I worked at a Panera Bread. I remember when I had to go out back to ask the manager (who is very professional but also a great joker). Me: "Hey, [Mana...
Apr 08, 2026 from Peter's Path The Four Loves by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote The Four Loves. He looks at four natural ways people love. These are affection, friendship, eros, and charity. Lewis explains each one with care. He shows their ...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Surface Level Regret Read Surface Level Regret Boss: "So if I take away their computers and make them use Surface Pros, what are they going to do?" Me: "Are you familiar with the term 'mutiny,' sir?" Read Surface Level...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Do You Like Dem Apples? Read How Do You Like Dem Apples? I'm working the checkout. A customer has placed a loose bag of apples on the checkout belt, and I'm looking for the product number. Customer: "Oh my god, seriously?...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Service Is Free But The Complaints Are Premium Read When The Service Is Free But The Complaints Are Premium Me: "Based on the age, and that it only has 2GB of RAM, this is as fast as I can get it without reinstalling the operating system." Lady...
Apr 08, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 05 Hiked part 5/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 13.9 kilometres from Otterlo to Kootwijk. From Otterlo you walk to the Harskamp, which is best known for the army of soldiers who have been based here si...
