Jun 08, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Fallen Double Arrow Sign in Columbia Street Waterfront District It has been too long since I reported on a fallen street sign. For the first time ever, we cover (A) a fallen Double Arrow sign and (B) a fallen street sign in Columbia Street Waterfront District.
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The New Age Of Hairplane Travel Read The New Age Of Hairplane Travel Husband: "How long is the flight?" Me: "About four hours." Husband: "What?! It took us days to drive there last time! How fast is the plane?!" Read The New Age ...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Task Failed Successfully Read Task Failed Successfully Come Monday, I had an "emergency 1-on-1" with my manager where I was informed that I had to attend a three-day workshop/seminar on how to best meet requirements, becau...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7 Read People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7 Customer: "Okay, I don't know how to use this machine because I've never been here before." Me: "You just hold the ticket up i...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lacking Specs Appeal Read Lacking Specs Appeal Customer: "I need help with these glasses." Me: "Ma'am, we are an art supply store. But you're in luck, because I used to work as an optician, so I might be able to help y...
Jun 08, 2026 from Chaotican Writer The Future of Chaotican Writer (introducing Odd Fair Press)! Salutations, friends! It has been a time since I’ve had the notion of treating ChaoticanWriter.com as a place to talk about… well… itself.The year 2026 has been a turbulent one for many of us. In s...
Jun 08, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Trainpunks: Kickstarter ab Februar 2027 Freunde von mir bereiten die Veröffentlichung eines Eldritch-Horror-U-Bahn-Punk-Spiels vor.
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum Read Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum Coworker: *Loud vacuum noises in the background.* "Hi mate, my computer isn't working right now." Me: "What's going on? Does the screen light up? Are the lights on...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did Read What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did Me: "Uh huh. Let me tell you about the specials. The starter is olive bread with a whipped feta dip—" Woman: "—Feta? That's just stupi...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Barking In Tongues Read Barking In Tongues Me: *In English.* "Mum, Dad, why do you speak to the dog in English, but speak about the dog in Mandarin?" Mum: *In Mandarin.* "Shush! He'll hear you?" Me: *In Mandarin.* "W...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oz-some Comeback Read Oz-some Comeback Woman: "Ugh, finally! I've been standing out here for like fifteen minutes waiting for a cart! You should move faster! This is ridiculous!" Me: "Okay, well, I don't work here....
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unable To Bread Between The Lines Read Unable To Bread Between The Lines Customer: "I'm looking for—" *His phone starts ringing.* "I'm sorry, I have to take this." Me: "That's alright." I think it'll just be a short call, or he'll ...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work as an assistant director for an after-school program for a public school. I don’t work directly for the school but rather for a community based organization. This is important informati...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Not Queue-t Read It’s Not Queue-t I'm bringing my mother-in-law for exams at the hospital. We are directed to phlebotomy. I must say she's a very kind person, but she doesn't believe queues apply to her, ever....
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a grown woman reminiscing with my mom about when I was younger. The topic of relationships comes up. Note, my mom was very active in the parish community and knew the parents of almost eve...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Falconry Centre: (I’m supervising a student attending for work experience who is cleaning one of the enclosures. The hose she’s using has one of those twist nozzles to switch between jet, spra...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ham I Missing Something? Read Ham I Missing Something? Customer #1: "Our group doesn’t eat pork." She proceeded to request salami and cheese. Me: "Salami is pork." She looked at me like I had three heads and exclaimed: Cus...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Due to some unfortunate incidents in the past I have a deep mistrust of new doctors/nurses. While I can build a relationship with specific staff, I tend to freak out when I am confronted with ...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Pea-fect Morning Read A Pea-fect Morning A lovely family with a young daughter was staying the night on their way through, and at breakfast, I observed that the little girl was staring enraptured at the peacocks. S...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Recently we had a a large group of family members visit. So I could ferry everyone around I rented a large passenger van. We live in a heavily urban area so driving means plenty of time in hea...
