Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Surface Level Regret Read Surface Level Regret Boss: "So if I take away their computers and make them use Surface Pros, what are they going to do?" Me: "Are you familiar with the term 'mutiny,' sir?" Read Surface Level...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Do You Like Dem Apples? Read How Do You Like Dem Apples? I'm working the checkout. A customer has placed a loose bag of apples on the checkout belt, and I'm looking for the product number. Customer: "Oh my god, seriously?...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Service Is Free But The Complaints Are Premium Read When The Service Is Free But The Complaints Are Premium Me: "Based on the age, and that it only has 2GB of RAM, this is as fast as I can get it without reinstalling the operating system." Lady...
Apr 08, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 05 Hiked part 5/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 13.9 kilometres from Otterlo to Kootwijk. From Otterlo you walk to the Harskamp, which is best known for the army of soldiers who have been based here si...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Route Not Taken Read The Route Not Taken One driver who worked for the city bus company didn't take any holiday; he just kept doing the same work (exact same routes and times) for years. Eventually, he'd built up ...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 10 Read You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 10 One day, I was walking through my department, and I suddenly saw a wad of money on the floor. I stopped, picked it up, and put it in my de...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taking The High Ground Read Taking The High Ground I'm not fully paying attention to their argument, but my ears prick up when my dad uses that old parenting phrase: Dad: "Would you do everything your friends do? If they...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read The (Emergency) Room! Read Read The (Emergency) Room! In the waiting room of the ER, and some woman gets a call and takes it on speakerphone, because of course she does. Guy On Phone: "You'll have to take a different ro...
Apr 08, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog Hiding The title - Hiding - is a pretty good description of the state of mind I find myself in right now. I could leave it at that, keep things mysterious, and publish the shortest post ever on this site....
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Did THAT Get Married? Read How Did THAT Get Married? Husband: "Yeah, but this store is really going downhill." Me: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. What issues are you experiencing?" Husband: "Well, for one, none of you gir...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the dispatcher assigned to run wants and warrants checks. A patrol Lieutenant asks me to run a license plate, then run a warrants check on the car’s owner as a white male. Me: I’m sorry, ...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Problem Wasn’t The Problem Read The Problem Wasn’t The Problem Caller: "Are you serious?! I can't reach either of them. This is ridiculous, who does [Boss] report to, who's the... the director around there?" Me: "That would ...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Chicken Nuggets, Nooks, And Crannies Read Chicken Nuggets, Nooks, And Crannies I'm a nurse working in the ward when another nurse angrily walks up to the desk with a tray of chicken nuggets. Read Chicken Nuggets, Nooks, And Crannies
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I am roughly ten years old, and it is New Year’s Eve. Me, my mom, and one of her friends are hanging out waiting until midnight. Chatting, eating snacks, all the usual stuff. At one point her...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Spin Cycle of Bad Decisions Read A Spin Cycle of Bad Decisions These people were using Windows XP in 2017; that should tell you the condition of the equipment. I walk him through how to calibrate it. Nope, still barely respon...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I moved into my own apartment some years ago. As soon as I was living on my own, I made it a point to go to the local animal shelter and adopt a cat, something I’d been wanting to do but wasn’...
Apr 08, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 8] - it was nothing serious NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 8]Day Eight Happy second Wednesday of Na/GloPoWriMo, everybody! Today’s featured participant is Smita Vyas Kumar, whose response to Day Seven’s clapping/skipping prompt is a s...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I wanna share a vacation story. It happened in the Summer, three years ago. I have two daughters who were born barely more than a year apart, share a lot of the same hobbies and play together ...
Apr 08, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekend drive to Camden We just wanted to drive around NSW’s countryside and maybe visit a farm. Camden came up in the search, and the Airbnb there looked nice, and hence we settled on it. It was also perfect fir for the ...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My buddies and I are LARPING, which is ‘live action roleplaying’, in a state park. We find a strange box in the woods, and thinking it’s part of the game, we open it up. It’s full of bags that...
