Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read To keep a long story short, I live on a 5 acre plot of land in what used to be a rural area, which I bought from my parents when they retired and moved south. When my parents bought the land, ...
Jun 07, 2026 from BEEW A 60-Year Measure of Mattering We encounter charts, graphics, and statistics, and rather than interrogating them, we fold them into what we already believe, rarely stopping to ask what's actually being measured, or whether the o...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a construction equipment dealer, answering the phones. We don’t do any construction work or operate the equipment for customers–we just sell, rent, and service the equipment. One mo...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [At my high school where I work, we have a course for medical assistants. Typically these students are aiming to becoming nurses, EMTs, or other type of medical assistants. On certain days or ...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I submitted this story (https://notalwaysright.com/overlooking-a-tiny-detail/366227/) about my small-for-her-age daughter being mistaken for younger, and remembered that my mother had the oppo...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a cruise company. Sometimes when we’re oversold we allow people to move over to another cruise that fits certain criteria for free and then we give them a refund for the cruise they...
Jun 07, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-06-07 It's the last day of May! The World PAGASA has declared the start of the rainy season! A welcome respite from the heat. Iran crisis still unresolved. Negotiations have fallen apart as Israel and Le...
Jun 07, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Win/Lose Right now, I'm at the airport waiting on my flight back home to take off. This weekend was wonderful, and the whole wedding was beautiful—intimate, efficient, low-key. My buddy was fielding some id...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not So Closed Minded, Part 54 Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 54 It was my last night as a shift supervisor (and last night period). A customer walks in at 9:58 PM. Me: "Excuse me, just to let you know that we're closing in two...
Jun 06, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: The Sonic Salvaging of the Sixth, Part 11 It’s time once again to revisit the Sixth Doctor’s Big Finish audio adventures. Last time, we took a little side trek to check out the first season of The Lost Stories, in which Colin Baker and Nic...
Jun 06, 2026 from riz#000000me Connection & Digital Minimalism How do you stay connected while practicing digital minimalism, and how did you make the switch?
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saving Private Information Read Saving Private Information Me: "The answer to your security question was 'The Color Purple'." Caller: "Oh yeah! I made the question my favorite Steven Spielberg movie, but I set it as wrong on...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Getting Brazil Nuts Read This Is Getting Brazil Nuts I'm renewing my UK passport after getting married in Brazil, and so I need to update my name. It's slightly complicated, as I was born with three names, but my moth...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They’re The Creep Part Of Scope Creep Read When They’re The Creep Part Of Scope Creep Me: "Hi, sorry to bother you with this, but I'm still waiting on the payment for the UI design I did." CEO: "Oh! Sorry, we won't be paying for that. ...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pasta La Vista, Baby Read Pasta La Vista, Baby Me: "This is fresh from the pot. It's as hot as lava. Extremely hot." Mom: "Okay." And then she pushed it in front of her baby. Read Pasta La Vista, Baby
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Offended, Bar None Read Offended, Bar None Customer: "My wife is seventy-three years old, and it is extremely offensive when you refer to her as a guy!" Me: *Perplexed.* "Sorry… I don’t recall referring to her as a g...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Only Thing Growing Is Our Concern Read The Only Thing Growing Is Our Concern My teenage son has recently discovered both the gym and protein shakes. He is now obsessed with getting a high volume of protein in his system every day, ...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dino-bite Sized Read Dino-bite Sized My toddlersaurus, TS, gets bored in the grocery store, so we "hunt" things mama asks her to get. TS: *Running down the meat aisle.* "Rawww! I'm a raptor! You're a daddy T-rex!"...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Not Card Blanche Read It’s Not Card Blanche Me: "Madam, you're making it sound like you're expecting your credit card to… uhm… top up with £1,000 for you to spend every month." Caller: "Yes, that's how they work." ...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read All names changed I send an email to Arthur asking if they had solved an IT issue. Arthur responds that Beth is working on it. I send the email again and copied Beth asking for an update. Beth...
