Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A seemingly nice customer came up with four bags of grapes and told me, before I ever started her order, that she couldn’t find a scale. She only wanted “about five pounds of grapes or so.” A ...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ham I Invisible? Read Ham I Invisible? Customer: "Excuse me, do you work here?" Me: *With a box in my hand, a nametag in clear sight.* "Yes." Read Ham I Invisible?
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We had been married less than a week, it was our first apartment, and we hadn’t entirely unpacked. My new wife asked me to help lift the Sunday roast out of the oven. I picked up a dish towel ...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Whipping Up A Problem Read Whipping Up A Problem Guest: "I have an allergy to pineapple, but I want the Dole Whip, please. Just keep the pineapple flavor, but none of the actual juice." Me: "Sorry, but the Dole Whips ge...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-D’oh!, Part 16 Read H2-D’oh!, Part 16 Customer: "Excuse me, you put too much ice in this water." Me: "Sorry, ma'am, I'll bring you a jug with less ice." Customer: "Thank you. Too much ice and you'll water down th...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Long Tip Home Read A Long Tip Home Customer: "I don't have enough fare for the subway. Can I have $1?" Me: "No. I can't give out cash." Customer: "How am I supposed to get home?" Read A Long Tip Home
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com VIN and Bear It Read VIN and Bear It Two months later, I got a demand letter from the tow yard. Now… I have a friend… and his Mom… she's one of those innocent people who is like super scary if she gets mad. Well… ...
Apr 07, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Crashing Light I got in a fucking car crash yesterday. I'm doing okay. I'm not severely injured, but my right toes are a bit messed up and I'm somewhat bruised. Other than that, I'm alright. My car got totaled. I...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 7 Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 7 Customer: "A mocha latte." Me: "Is that a latte with mocha syrup and no whipped cream?" Customer: "No, I want the whipped cream." Me: "That is a mocha." R...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cost-Benefit Analysis On Caring Read A Cost-Benefit Analysis On Caring Today we're attending a training class that covers the basics of tax assessment. The trainer explains to everyone that charitable donations can only be refund...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com License And Recognition Read License And Recognition On one trip back, I was stopped by Highway Patrol half a mile from my exit, and here is that exchange. Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over, BOY?" Me: "I'm not s...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s All Smoke And Grillers Read It’s All Smoke And Grillers Customer: *Calling me over.* "I need to complain." Me: "What's the issue, sir?" Customer: "The ribs were really tasty, but I've been waiting for an hour, and I have...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When In Doubt, Spread Them Out Read When In Doubt, Spread Them Out Supervisor: "I heard that you and [Coworker] don't really get along." Me: "It's not that we don't get along, it's that we have nothing to talk about. We argued o...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 6 Read Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 6 Customer: "Don't you put that thing anywhere near me!" Cashier: *Confused.* "Ma'a...
Apr 06, 2026 from Peter's Path The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote The Great Divorce. He tells the story as a dream. Souls in Hell get a chance to visit Heaven for one day. A bus takes them there. Each person meets someone from ...
Apr 06, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Lunastationärer Orbit Gibt es ein Äquivalent zum geostationären Orbit für den Mond? Nein, gibt es nicht.
Apr 06, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 03 Hiked part 3/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 16.8 kilometres from Planken Wambuis to Lunteren. Hike report Map Details DataValue FromPlanken Wambuis ToLunteren Distance16.8 km Duration4h 7m Speed4.0...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Deaf To Reason, Part 20 Read Deaf To Reason, Part 20 Me: "If both ears flare up, I can’t come in." *I work outside with the public.* "Not wearing my hearing aids means I can't hear anything. HR Lady: "That's fine, we'll g...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 6 Read Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 6 Customer: *Nods at box on the counter, grunts.* Me: "Were you looking to send this off?" Customer: *Grunt.* Me: "Okay, well, let me get a weight on it and whi...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Self-Propelled To The Realization Read Self-Propelled To The Realization I worked at a franchise gym. We had to give every prospective client a tour because it was part of our "secret shopper" score. I was showing one lady the stat...
