Jun 05, 2026 from Thejesh GN Uma’s New Playlist We have updated Uma’s playlist on her radio. It’s no baby rhymes now. It has carefully selected songs. Currently, U2026 has songs from Kannada, Malayalam, English, and Italian. I have heard all of ...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lo Mein Character Energy Read Lo Mein Character Energy Customer: "I'll get the chicken." Me: "What specific chicken dish did you mean, sir?" Customer: "The chicken noodles!" Me: "We have about eight different chicken noodl...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Deposit Was Going To Cover Their Plans For That Room Read No Deposit Was Going To Cover Their Plans For That Room Me: "Uh, payment can only be made using a card, I'm afraid, and I'll need to see some ID." Customer: "Oh, I didn't know." He hands me hi...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Mileage May Vary Read Your Mileage May Vary I am working for the summer delivering automotive parts from a central warehouse. One thing to know about this business is that the delivery trucks and vans are literally...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s An Open Secret Read It’s An Open Secret Caller: "What time do you close?" Me: "We're open 24 hours." Caller: *Impatiently.* "But what time do you close?" Me: "Ma'am, we don't close. We're open 24 hours per day." ...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com So Tired You’re Floored Read So Tired You’re Floored After a mentally exhausting day, I was talking with my coworker on his way to the elevator. I got in with him, continuing the conversation, and hit the button. The door...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Portobello-No-No, Part 2 Read Portobello-No-No, Part 2 He ordered the portobello ravioli. It's very clearly described on the menu: a mushroom-stuffed ravioli. He got it and sent it back because: Customer: "I thought portob...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The PIP Slip Up Read The PIP Slip Up Boss: "Your performance is second from the bottom this month." Me: "Well, yeah, I was out for ten days." Boss: "Yeah… that would do it." Me: "You don't see how it's not a case ...
Jun 04, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal May 2026 at The New Leaf Journal The trees leaf in May. So too do New Leaf Journal articles. I review the month that was at NLJ and related projects in May 2026.
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Highlight Of His Day Read Highlight Of His Day Customer: "What's all that gay rubbish in your hair?!" The customer's grandson gasps. Customer's Grandson: "Grandad! You can't just say that!" Customer: "I can! He put all...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laptop Stop Read Laptop Stop User: *Brings the laptop into the office.* "Hey, I can't access the laptop anymore." Me: "Yeah, your last day was two weeks ago, so standard leaver practice is to lock down leaver ...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Wing And A Miss Read A Wing And A Miss Customer: "I want the [Name I Have Never Heard Of] sandwich." Me: "Sorry, ma'am, but I've never heard of that. It's not a menu item." Customer: "Yes, you do have it! I just o...
Jun 04, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Kann die AI-Blase bitte endlich platzen? Wo bleibt das lange angekündigte Platzen der AI-Blase? Ich brauche es dringend!
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sir Loin Of Wrong Read Sir Loin Of Wrong Customer: "Why does it say this beef comes from Canada?" Me: "Because that's where we get the beef from." Customer: "But why? Why import from a hostile nation when we have ou...
Jun 04, 2026 from Peter's Path Privacy Roundup #0238 • May 2026 May 2026 brought a wave of mass data breaches, fresh fights over encryption backdoors and age checks, and a landmark order against a location data broker. 1. FTC bans Kochava from selling sensitive...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Water The Odds? Read Water The Odds? I was on a road trip with my dad, and we stopped at a little gas station to switch drivers. I went inside to get a two-dollar bottle of water. Clerk: "There's a five-dollar min...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nacho Average Customer Read Nacho Average Customer I look over to see that this man has jammed his arm into the Mac and cheese (it's kept mildly warm, not piping hot), pulled some out, topped his hot dog with it, thrown ...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mess Appeal Read Mess Appeal Daughter: "Mom! Dad was out in the garage again! It's so messy! It's embarrassing!" Me: "I know, but your father says he has a system in there." Daughter: "He's been putting stuff ...
Jun 04, 2026 from Chuniversiteit Where I get my papers from I made a list of all the journals and conferences that have been featured in my paper summaries on this blog.
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Helicopter Parents Can’t Fly In A Hurricane Read Helicopter Parents Can’t Fly In A Hurricane Back in the late eighties in Florida, we had a hurricane that knocked out the power for several days. During the day, it was fine, as I was a kid an...
