Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Alarming Lack Of Alarm, Part 7 Read An Alarming Lack Of Alarm, Part 7 The fire alarm has started blaring in our superstore. The speakers are screaming that we need to evacuate everyone. I am standing near the entrance/exit, tryi...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It was a long day at the office and trying to get some collaborative spreadsheets completed was being frustrated by repeated system crashes. One of my coworkers asked when I would would be fin...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the 1950s, to get through college, my dad took a job as a porter in the local hospital morgue. He had a keen interest in pathology and forensics, but his eyesight wasn’t good enough to...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Buck Stops Here Read The Buck Stops Here Customer: "What's this charge?" The cashier explains the fee. Customer: "I want my money back!" The cashier calls the front-end manager, whom the customer starts yelling at...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve had a few interesting customers in my time in insurance. This one was interesting not because he yelled, or was unreasonable, or was even an outstandingly good customer. It was just… inte...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I travel for work, often being away from home for months at a time. I’d been having stomach pains for weeks so I went to my local urgent care. Doctor 1: It’s probably just acid reflux. Take so...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Hi, it’s me again, the one who sent in https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bullies-part-2/356812/ https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Risky Business Model Read Risky Business Model Me: "Okay, once we get a 50% deposit, we'll start on it." Client: "No, I don't want to pay a deposit. I want to see the completed work before I decide to pay. I'm not payi...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I used to deliver pizzas for a certain national chain. When I initially worked there, we took orders by writing on a 3-up carbon copy sheet. We eventually went to the order takers using a com...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crunch Time Read Crunch Time Customer: "Do you have [Brand] peanut butter in smooth? I only see the crunchy kind." Me: "Hmm, it seems we only have the smooth version of that [Brand]." Read Crunch Time
Jun 04, 2026 from Thejesh GN Who Calls a Child Anti-National? A CBSE student raised a question about his misplaced answer sheets. Instead of empathy or a call for accountability, he got called anti-national. This is about the machinery that turns complaints i...
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Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Double Standard Read The Double Standard Customer: "I want a vodka tonic, but make it strong." Me: "So, a double? That'll be $9." Customer: "What?! But the sign says $4.50." Me: "For a single. Double is double the...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living On Borrowed Time Read Living On Borrowed Time Patron: "Do you actually send overdue books to collections?" Me: "We do." Patron: "Has it happened?" Me: "More than you'd think." Read Living On Borrowed Time
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Florida Man Versus Fluffy Read Florida Man Versus Fluffy I assist with password resets for a few select programs at my company. These programs are used by a very small group of people I work closely with, and I would say we...
Jun 04, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Plebeians Your browser does not support the video tag. I spent most of yesterday sleeping, so I couldn't write at all. Thankfully, I still had enough stamina in me to get to trivia last night, so there's tha...
Jun 04, 2026 from Tim Hårek May 2026 We’re half way through the year, time flies, and I have procrastinated writing this blogpost. 🍀 Life I’m adjusting to having two kids 😅 It’s not the kids themselves making me tired, it’s everything...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Customer Is Always Inside Read The Customer Is Always Inside Customer: "Help! Help! I'm locked in! I'm being kidnapped!" Me: *Rushing over.* "Ma'am, no one is kidnapping you. The main doors are locked because the store is c...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Buffet The Restaurant Slayer Read Buffet The Restaurant Slayer The idyll was broken when, one day, a server took me aside and told me that I "couldn't stuff my face like that so often" and that I was putting the whole restaura...
