Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Refusable Reusable Read Refusable Reusable Me: "Did you bring any bags with you, or would you like to buy some?" Customer: "Buy some?! What kind of scam are you pulling?!" I sigh internally as we've charged for bags ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trouble Brewing, Part 16 Read Trouble Brewing, Part 16 Customer: *At the order speaker.* "Can I just get an empty drink cup?" Me: "Uh, we're not really supposed to—" Customer: "I don't mind paying the price of a drink, I j...
Jun 02, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Klick- und tabbare barrierefreihe Tabellenzeilen in HTML Wie kann man Tabellenzeilen in HTML mit der Maus klickbar oder mit der Tastatur auswählbar machen, ohne die Barrierefreiheit zu opfern?
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Should Not Be Meeting, As I Have A Meeting Read We Should Not Be Meeting, As I Have A Meeting Driver: "Finally! If you’re gonna order food, be ready to collect it! I got other s*** to do!" Me: "I ordered no-contact delivery. I’m working." R...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s A Tender Subject Read It’s A Tender Subject Customer: "How many pieces are in an eight-piece meal?" Me: "Eight." Customer: "Oh. That's disappointing." Read It’s A Tender Subject
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sound Advice Ignored Read Sound Advice Ignored A conversation between my mother and me is interrupted by my sister and father walking into the room mid-argument. Sister: "You never listen to me!" Dad: "That’s not true!...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Call Of The Wildly Important Man Read The Call Of The Wildly Important Man My friend and I are in a small and usually chill café. Some guy with earphones is talking 'business' loudly on his phone. He sounds obnoxious enough as it ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Adam-ant I Did Not Say That Read I’m Adam-ant I Did Not Say That While she’s being very friendly, she’s also constantly dropping Bible quotes and political jargon into the conversation, which I find a little off-putting; too ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve been getting a lot of marketing calls from people who say they are from my bank. I tend to believe it as they have my name (which is rare in the country). As I have my own business where ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We have onsite coffee shops and I have known the head cashier (Ms Star because she is) for years. She knows me well enough to put in my orders even when I’m exhausted and on autopilot. It has ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a female manager at a big-box store. A mean customer comes in today, and he’s unaware that we have two new managers. He makes the “come here” gesture, which annoys me just as much as snapp...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quesa-Dilla With It Read Quesa-Dilla With It Customer: "I don't need a menu! I just ordered on the phone!" Me: "Yes, you ordered burritos, which we don't offer as we're a burger place." Customer: "Well, what the f*** ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a gas station and have just gotten off shift. Man: “Hey, lady! I need you to help me buy cigarettes. I don’t have ID. I need you to use yours.” Me: “Uhh…” I don’t know why, but I fol...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I was a high school teacher. We’re instructed to be aware of students who are being abused, and to look for signs: withdrawn behavior, odd and/or persistent injuries, etc.] [One day, a female...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knock Knock. Who’s Not Learning? Read Knock Knock. Who’s Not Learning? Customer: "Why isn't this door unlocked?! I come here EVERY SUNDAY, AND THIS DOOR IS NEVER UNLOCKED. I'M GOING TO CALL CORPORATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS!" Read ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened years ago, when I was a teenager and still in high school. It’d been a long day between school itself and an evening band show, and I didn’t get home until after 9PM. By the time...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Color Me Skeptical Read Color Me Skeptical Me: "What size is that?" Customer: "XX." Me: "I'm sorry, that's the largest size we carry." Customer: "Can you just check?" Read Color Me Skeptical
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Baggage Is A Bit Emotional Read When The Baggage Is A Bit Emotional I then went upstairs and saw the suitcases piled up in the terrace - the furthest possible corner from the door. I marvelled at such pettiness for a bit. Re...
