Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Down In The Lumps Read Down In The Lumps Customer: "Hey, this ranch has got lumps in it!" Me: "That's the blue cheese dip. The ranch is that other one." Read Down In The Lumps
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wing And A Miss Read Wing And A Miss Me: "There's a very different price shown for this on the tag than what these self-checkouts say, look." I showed her the difference. Cashier: "One moment." Read Wing And A Miss
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sleeping On The Solution Read Sleeping On The Solution A guy comes up to me with a bottle of NyQuil. Customer: "Do you have any of this stuff for daytime?" Me: "I think DayQuil might be what you are looking for." Read Slee...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bombshell Of An Update Read A Bombshell Of An Update District Manager: "[Store Manager] said you were insubordinate yesterday. We need to discuss it." Me: "Insubordinate? I don't think that's a word that's been used to d...
Apr 01, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Toothpaste Expiration Dates Our fictional dialogue duo, Justin and Justina, take on discount toothpaste with fast-approaching expiration dates.
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2(Placeb)O Read H2(Placeb)O Customer: "I want a Coke with diet ice." Me: "A Diet Coke with ice?" Customer: "No, a regular Coke, but diet ice." Me: "The ice is as diet as it gets. It's just regular water." Rea...
Apr 01, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Aprilscherz: wackeln Heute hat mein Blog als Aprilscherz gewackelt.
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go… Sound’s On Now, Thanks to Joe Read Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go… Sound’s On Now, Thanks to Joe Bartender: "We can’t play the sound for the game because more patrons want to play the jukebox than watch the game." Th...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Get Pizza Dough Cough Up Some Dough Read To Get Pizza Dough Cough Up Some Dough I'm delivering a pizza. A guy is paying for a $20 order. Customer: "Can you take a hundred?" Me: "I don't have anywhere near enough change for that, and ...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com He Needs To Be More Independent, No Bones About It Read He Needs To Be More Independent, No Bones About It Caller: "Could I get like… hmm… whatchu'callit… boneless pizza?" Me: "Uh… pretty sure all our pizzas are boneless." There's a scramble on the...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Human Decency Stats At Level 99 Read Human Decency Stats At Level 99 Manager: "Hurry it up!" Me: "What do you mean?" Manager: "You've spent almost half an hour with those two!" Me: "So? They're customers, and I'm about to sell te...
Apr 01, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [1st April] - While Everything Continues NaPoWriMo 2026 [1st April]Go! Yay! April 1 is here again, and so is our yearly poetry writing adventure. Whether you’re new to Na/GloPoWriMo or an old pro, the basics remain the same. Write a poem ...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Closed Loop Conversation Read A Closed Loop Conversation Me: "Hi, thank you for calling [Copy Shop], open 24 hours. How can I help you?" Caller: "Uh...what time do you close?" Me: "…" Caller: "Hello? Are you there?" Read A...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Twins Do Everything Together Read Twins Do Everything Together I have an identical twin sister. People often ask if we ever experienced sympathy pain or anything like that, but I've had something a bit more literal. Read Twins...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Didn’t See It Coming Through All The Smoke Read Didn’t See It Coming Through All The Smoke Me: "Oi! I know you can hear me! Stop smoking! There's a sign!" Guy: *Not turning around.* "I can't see the sign, so it doesn't apply." Me: "That’s n...
Apr 01, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Elizabeth I’s Manuscript Copy of Pierre Boaistuau’s Histoires Prodigieuses (1559) Marvels, wonders, and monstrosities: something between a medieval bestiary and a scientific treatise on birth defects.
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Of Breadsticks And Blurred Lines Read Of Breadsticks And Blurred Lines Caller: "Hi, I'd like to order a pizza." Me: "Sir, this you've called an opticians." Caller: "But this is the number of [Pizza Place]." Read Of Breadsticks And...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve recently moved back near Washington, DC, just in time for my 37th birthday. Not having many friends around, I invite the only person I know nearby, a friend I’ve stayed in touch with onli...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Love Hurts Read Love Hurts Nurse: "Can you assess bed three?" Me: "What do the notes say?" Nurse: "Uh… foreign body." Read Love Hurts
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago I went on a two-week vacation to Spain where I visited several cities. I’m at the airport on my return back to the U.S. I get pulled aside for a random search. Fortunately, I sp...
