May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’ Read Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’ I'm taking some cardboard boxes to the back to be broken down by our baler, when I see a customer inside it. Me: "Uh… what are you doing?!" Customer: ...
May 31, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Star Trek: Voyager – The Season of Endgame The story so far: Voyager launched with Michael Piller and Jeri Taylor as showrunners. Under their auspices, we saw the USS Voyager, its intrepid crew, and the rag-tag band of Maquis paramilitaries...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Amore-onic Read That’s Amore-onic Me: "Everything okay, [Coworker]?" Coworker: "I just can't do it anymore." Me: "What happened?" Coworker: "The guy at my two-top just complained that the gnocchi tasted like ...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parcel-ly Her Problem Read Parcel-ly Her Problem I used to live in an apartment complex with a locked mail room. When packages arrive, the receptionist is supposed to let the driver in and escort them to the mail room. ...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Write-Off This Guy Read Write-Off This Guy Customer #1: "Oh, crap. I forgot I needed to get some toothpaste. I'll run back and get some." Customer #2: "That's stupid, now you gotta pay tax twice." Customer #1: "Huh?"...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Lengths People Go To Read The Lengths People Go To Customer: "What's the difference between the 1m and the 2m charging cable?" He said it as "one-em" and "two-em". Me: "Well, they're both the same brand and make, so th...
May 31, 2026 from Peter's Path Suicidal Empathy by Gad Saad Why read the book? Gad Saad wrote Suicidal Empathy: Dying to Be Kind. He is an evolutionary psychologist who studies how bad ideas spread. In this book he explains how empathy, a useful human trait...
May 31, 2026 from Peter's Path Suicidal Empathy by Gad Saad Why read the book? Gad Saad wrote Suicidal Empathy: Dying to Be Kind. He is an evolutionary psychologist who studies how bad ideas spread. In this book he explains how empathy, a useful human trait...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Green House Meets Red Face Read Green House Meets Red Face Customer: "Are you open?" Me: "No, the store closes at 2 pm on Saturdays, but will be back open from 8:30-5 on Monday." Customer: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I just drove AL...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cookie Monster Creates A Monster Read The Cookie Monster Creates A Monster My little brother is in the phase where he’s discovered "technically correct". One evening after dinner, Mom tells us we can each have one cookie. A few mi...
May 31, 2026 from Chuniversiteit People are apparently farming citations on ResearchGate This week’s paper about citation farming is right at the intersection of two of my “favourite” subjects: AI slop and academic fraud.
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hard Drive’s Night Read A Hard Drive’s Night Back when I was younger and much dumber, I did some occasional help for a neighbour. It was only the odd thing here and there. Small things like setting up a printer or in...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Last Train Of Thought Has Left The Station Read The Last Train Of Thought Has Left The Station Customer: "I need a ticket to Chicago." Me: "Sure, when are you looking to travel?" Customer: "The next one." Me: "That would be the 2:40, it arr...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a grocery store. A customer runs up to me with her three adolescent sons in tow. She looks extremely frazzled and is holding a bag of oat flour. Customer: “Excuse me, could you tell ...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s about 11pm and I’m waiting for a bus when a bunch of lads start hanging around me, asking if I have a boyfriend and the like. It’s a busy street and they look and sound about twelve years...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is one of my mother’s favourite stories about why teachers need to be able to acknowledge when they’re wrong. My family moved to Canada when I was young, and my name is phonetically ident...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Working in a bookstore used to be my dream job: somewhat quiet; short hours; selling books and giving recs; people tend to be the quieter type. Reality hit like a boulder to the head. The pers...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work for a tech company in a deeply conservative, religious, and snooty part of Utah. We had an HR manager who was known for being the most un-HR HR manager on Earth. She was potty-m...
May 31, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Flutter Web: Schlechte Idee Warum ich Flutter für eine furchbare Idee halte, wenn damit Webapps gebaut werden.
May 31, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-05-31 It's the last day of May! The World Local politics calmed down a bit compared to last week's clown show. I think the impeachment trial had started in the Senate, but who knows if that will go anywh...
