Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hay There, It’s An Emergency Read Hay There, It’s An Emergency Sometime around 2010, my mom called me at work. She usually texts me, but tells me if she ever has to call, it’s urgent. I'm about to go into a meeting, but I took...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Running Commentary Read Running Commentary Voice: "Come on! You can do it! Go for it!" The runners started looking around: no one. Runner #1: "What was that?!" Runner #2: "Where did that come from?!" Read Running Com...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be Read Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be In the days before chip and PIN, I worked as a cashier. Me: "Please sign your receipt here." Customer: "If I don't sign it, you can't char...
Jun 01, 2026 from The Jaxson The Florida Trust for Historic Preservation Reveals 2026 11 to Save List The Florida Trust for Historic Preservation has announced its 2026 “11 to Save” list, recognizing 11 endangered historic sites across the state in need of advocacy and preservation. -
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I once had a customer waving a”bag for life” in my face, he said I was told this would be replaced free if it started to wear out give me a replacement. I said yes that is our policy at (this ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Leg Up On The Investigation Read Getting A Leg Up On The Investigation When I was eleven, my identical twin sister and I attended the same summer day camp. While most counselors and campers could tell us apart immediately, th...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eye See What You Did There Read Eye See What You Did There The hospital's Ophthalmologist was moving to another country. We're at his leaving meal, all colleagues gathered around, watching as he opens a gift. It's a painting...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day (this last Autumn or Winter) after some long and tedious shopping (something like we went to get shoes for our daughters but ended up with lots of trousers and hoodies instead) my wife...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I, a woman, love sports. I was a college athlete, have been a coach, and will yell my voice raw at games. I have autographs from Olympians framed and hung on my walls. I moderate an online fan...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Repeat Question Reveals Repeat Offenders Read Repeat Question Reveals Repeat Offenders A couple of days ago, an older couple came into the store, and her husband came up and asked where the automotive section was. We, of course, tell him ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I own a local craft store. I’m a gay man, though my partner isn’t often present in my store because he works in a completely different industry. This had yet to be an issue for really anyone,...
Jun 01, 2026 from Thejesh GN Micro-granting in India – BoF at IndiaFOSS/2026 I have proposed BoF (Birds of Feather) session and discussion at IndiaFOSS/2026. The proposal is yet to be approved as of today. I am logging the same content here for readers of my blog post and a...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read https://notalwaysright.com/no-id-no-idea-part-58/364942/ This story reminded me of the time an asshole bouncer destroyed my drivers license. I was visiting a casino to relax on a weekend. Yes ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Watered Down Expectations Read Watered Down Expectations A customer asks me in the gardening section: Customer: "So… all these plants…" Me: "Yes?" Customer: "Do I really need to water them?" Read Watered Down Expectations
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a cartoonist and illustrator. Throughout 2024 I kept receiving sporadic spam emails on my page on a certain business networking site. These were addressed to me by name but the messages we...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Griddle Me This Read Griddle Me This Customer: "What kind of tomato?" Me: "Beefsteak." Customer: "Is it local?" Me: "I genuinely don't know." Customer: "Can you find out?" Me: "I can ask, but I want to be upfront ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Improve Something Today Describing highly variable processes with Work Unit Routing Analysis (WURA) A method for documenting & understanding processes when people say there isn’t a process.
Jun 01, 2026 from Improve Something Today Describing highly variable processes with Work Unit Routing Analysis (WURA) A method for documenting & understanding processes when people say there isn’t a process.
Jun 01, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Stagnation I've finally added back skincare to my morning routine. A good facial cleanser and SPF moisturizer really does go a long way, man. My forehead feels as smooth as my brain, lemme tell ya. I have som...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’ Read Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’ I'm taking some cardboard boxes to the back to be broken down by our baler, when I see a customer inside it. Me: "Uh… what are you doing?!" Customer: ...
