Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lunch Break-through Read Lunch Break-through Me: "He went out to lunch." Manager: "I was just in the break room, and I didn't see him." Me: "No, not the break room. Out, as in outside." Manager: *Confused.* "Out…side?...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bright Ideas Shine A Light On Themselves Read Bright Ideas Shine A Light On Themselves Customer: "Could you put us in a warm section? We're pretty chilly. Where does the sunlight go?" The row receiving direct sunlight was full, but I had ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Winner Takes All-owance Read Winner Takes All-owance Son #1: "We were talking to [Friend] today, and his allowance is twice ours!" Son #2: "Yeah, we need a bigger allowance!" Wife: "Well, there's only one of him, and ther...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bread Dead Redemption Read Bread Dead Redemption Vegan Friend: "Oh, no thanks. I've stopped eating bread." Me: "Oh, why?" Vegan Friend: "It's got yeast in it, and yeast is a living organism. I don't eat things that are ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Roy Tang MTG: Lorwyn Eclipsed New set has already been out for like a month, so this is my set recap for the previous set Lorwyn Eclipsed set! It's coming in a bit later than usual because I was waiting for the Arena stats emai...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12 Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12 Customer: "Why are you putting milk in my chai latte?" Me: "Because you ordered a latte." Customer: "Latte means coffee." Read If At First Yo...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am a teacher at a swimming club and I teach a group with varied ages. The child this is about, is 7 years old. They always complain about tummy aches whenever they have to do something they ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cold Call Read Cold Call On this day, it was 7:15 AM, sleeting and raining, with high winds, and we were all arriving at school. One of the lovely children decided it would be marvelous fun to pull the fire ...
Apr 02, 2026 from The Public Domain Review The Great Majority: Body Snatching and Burial Reform in 19th-Century Britain As populations flocked to city centres in the 19th century, church cemeteries began to overflow with the dead. Roger Luckhurst exhumes the history of this period, when anatomists fuelled a body-sna...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A coworker and I are chatting in the breakroom. He’s in his mid-80s and I’m in my late 30s. I’m starting to get grey hair and don’t dye it (I know I’d never keep up with it, so why start?), an...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Only Half And Half-Listening Read Only Half And Half-Listening Customer: "What kinds of iced tea do you have?" Me: "We only have black, unsweetened, iced tea." Customer: "Great, I’ll take a raspberry iced tea." Read Only Half ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m a woman, and my workplace had to close public access to our courtyard around the time of the Global Health Crisis. We do have a “Please Wait Here” sign at the rope “gate” in our barriers,...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Years ago, after my father died, my half-brother sent four checks for $5,000 to me and a letter explaining that this was from our father’s life insurance per his arrangements and he needed me ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Measured Response Is Required Read A Measured Response Is Required Customer: "I need the two-inch square tubing." Me: "Okay, twenty or twenty-four-footers?" Customer: "Which one's longer?" Read A Measured Response Is Required
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m texting with a guy I’m interested in. We’ve both been invited to the same holiday party, which is that evening. He’d mentioned a couple weeks earlier that he was planning on going.) Me: S...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (At the time of this story, my dad had been diagnosed with ALS for about 3 years, and 24 year old me was his primary caretaker. He was at the point that he was essentially paralyzed from the n...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com On Tap But Off Track Read On Tap But Off Track I work in a local village pub. One of the lads has just turned eighteen and walks into the place proudly, ready to order his first pint. Customer: "I'll have a beer!" Me: ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Color Me Confused, Part 2 Read Color Me Confused, Part 2 Director: "This shot is looking too purple. Make it less purple." Me: "Okay, I can take down its saturation." Director: "No, I still want it to have a lot of color." ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flat-Out Confused Read Flat-Out Confused I explain I can't give her a free omelette, and she walks back to the buffet, grabs a plate, and fills it with three or four boiled eggs. About three minutes later, she's wav...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parts Unknown Read Parts Unknown Tech: "So, how old did you say this computer is?" Me: "I have no idea, it was my grandmother's. I think she's had it for a few years at least." Tech: "Riiight. This is old as f**...
