Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Managing The Exit Strategy Read Managing The Exit Strategy I've sent an angry customer to speak to the manager. The conversation seems surprisingly brief, considering how worked up the customer was. As I see the customer lea...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Confidence Is More Sufficient Than Their Funds Read When Their Confidence Is More Sufficient Than Their Funds A customer's debit card gets declined. Customer: "Can I write a check?" Me: "...No." Read When Their Confidence Is More Sufficient Tha...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-Slow, Part 34 Read H2-Slow, Part 34 This particular day, the sergeant told a private to refill the trash can with water. Private: "...Fill it with water, sergeant?" Sergeant: "Yeah, get to it. Get that s*** full...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is A Big Dill Read This Is A Big Dill Me: "Sir, you told me you're allergic to pickles, yes?" Customer: "Yes." Me: "That dish comes with relish." Customer: "…Yes?" Read This Is A Big Dill
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com X Does Not Mark The Spot Read X Does Not Mark The Spot Finally, I went to park close to the venue and paid for parking until the time it was free. In total, I probably paid $40-50 for parking throughout the day. I enjoyed ...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Connected Via Boo-tooth Read Connected Via Boo-tooth Customer: "I need to return this PS5 controller." Me: "What's the reason for the return?" Customer: "It's haunted." Read Connected Via Boo-tooth
Mar 27, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 13/2026 We had a long weekend due to Yugadhi and Eid. I didn’t do much. Mostly spent time at home, sleeping. I feel rested after a long time.
Mar 27, 2026 from Jasco's Website American English Spelling Mistakes A very serious critique of American spellings of English words.
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working as a customer care agent for a local well known retailer in SW Ohio. I had a customer call in about issues he had with his items. The entire time we were on this call he would ta...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [All through our dating & engagement, I’ve had a full beard and a long hair that I usually kept in a 6 inch ponytail. After we got married, my wife wondered what I looked like “cleaned up” and...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Penny Wise, Hour Foolish Read Penny Wise, Hour Foolish Caller: "I realized I put the wrong account number, so I stopped the transfer." Me: "The second transfer got stopped because it was the same dollar amount as the first...
Mar 27, 2026 from Roy Tang Books: Hogfather by Terry Pratchett (Discworld #20) Had trouble getting through this one, similar to Soul Music. It's not bad, but I find myself getting a bit tired of the whole "Death goes off on his extracurricular activities" schtick; it's entire...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Step Too Far Read A Step Too Far He asks all these questions about which one I think is better and whether I recommend one or the other, and a bunch of other inane stuff, and all I can tell him is that the ONLY...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Customers Need To Chill Read Some Customers Need To Chill Customer: "How am I supposed to drink my Coke with no ice!?" Me: "The Coke cans we have are straight from the fridge, so they are served cold." Customer: "But… but...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Comma Meets Karma Read Comma Meets Karma A minute or so later, one of our coworkers, who is a stickler for correct grammar (she even calls herself the "Grammar Nazi" replies all: Read Comma Meets Karma
Mar 27, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Wall I might be hitting a wall. This project has helped me so much in learning how to write, develop routines, and instill a sense of stability in my life that I haven't felt in a long time. I am so gra...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If The Shoe Fits…, Part 14 Read If The Shoe Fits…, Part 14 Customer: "This shoe is too small! You moron! I thought you said this is my size!" The cashier wordlessly takes the shoe, reaches inside, pulls out the paper filling...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Kernel Of Truth Read A Kernel Of Truth Manager: "[Coworker], look! I bought this popcorn for you! It's gluten-free!" Coworker: "...it's popcorn. Why would popcorn have gluten in it in the first place? [Manager], h...
Mar 26, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Thoughts On Concluding a One Ring Campaign For the last year and a bit, I’ve been running the second edition of The One Ring for my Wednesday evening group. It’s been a lot of fun; we played through the Tales From the Lone-Lands campaign, w...
Mar 26, 2026 from BEEW Max's Song I'm in a Starbucks on a Tuesday afternoon, half-working, half-staring at a wall, when the opening synth line comes through the speakers. That pulsing, driving, unmistakable riff. Kate Bush's "Runni...
