Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Been Ink-rypted Read It’s Been Ink-rypted An older customer is completing a transaction. The digital capture pad prompts for a signature at the payment stage. Me: "Ma'am, please use the stylus to sign on that scre...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Power Into Power Tools Read Putting The Power Into Power Tools Me: "Excuse me, gents, but whoever of you drives that car there, could they move it somewhere else? It's blocking my drive, and I can't get out." Tradie: "Th...
Mar 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Lakritz die Katze Eigentlich wollte ich etwas über Suchmaschinenindizierung schreiben… dann bin über eine Katzenseite gestolpert.
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wasn’t Expecting The Nutty Plot Twist Read Wasn’t Expecting The Nutty Plot Twist Diner #1: "I only have ten dollars in my wallet." Diner #2: "Huh? But you ordered all that food! You told me you were paying?!" Diner #1: "Don't worry, I ...
Mar 26, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Axe, Enchanting Musk, and Muskrats An article about the smell of Axe Body Spray reminded me of when a friend in high school described his post-Axe usage "enchanting musk" and that time he called someone a "muskrat who swims in rivers."
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Bank On Finding A Winning Solution Read Don’t Bank On Finding A Winning Solution Seconds after I clocked out, I got an email from my manager, saying my bonus would be deducted for the month. Read Don’t Bank On Finding A Winning Solu...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Looking For A Book (En)Title(Ment) Read Looking For A Book (En)Title(Ment) Me: "West Virginia? You're calling a store in Maryland." Caller: "Well, they weren't picking up, so I called the first number I could find on Google!" Me: "T...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cancel Culturally Deficient Read Cancel Culturally Deficient Caller: *Angry.* "What the f*** is this reminder fee on my account?!" Me: "That's a small fee we charge when you're late paying for your subscription." Caller: "But...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dialing Up The Past Read Dialing Up The Past Coworker: "—Kids today are so spoiled." *To his son.* "Do you know how lucky you are?" Coworker's Son: *In the background.* "You sound like you walked to school in the snow...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Storm Of Entitlement, Part 10 Read A Storm Of Entitlement, Part 10 I work at an insurance agency. Literally the day before a major hurricane makes landfall, a customer calls me. Caller: "I need to buy insurance on a home." Read...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com SMS = Social Media Service Read SMS = Social Media Service Teen #1: "I texted mom to ask her if she wanted the regular ranch or the brand that's on sale, but she's not responding." Teen #2: "Have you checked her Facebook?" T...
Mar 26, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software 2026 Monki Gras Hazel Weakly starts off her presentations with the words “I have thoughts, lots of thoughts”. That pretty much sums up my mental state after having attended this year’s Monki Gras conference. Monki...
Mar 26, 2026 from The Public Domain Review “Wretches, Speak Evil of Me”: Goethe and Schiller’s Xenions (1896 edition) One of the most elaborate works of literary insult ever written.
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Croak and Dagger Read Croak and Dagger I live with two other housemates in a pretty rural, swampy part of the country. I'm in my room, getting ready to sleep, when I overhear: Housemate #1: "Help! There's an intrud...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bridge Over Troubled Data Read Bridge Over Troubled Data Customer: "I want to transfer the information from my old phone to my new one." Me: "I can help you with that. Is that phone the old one or the new one?" Customer: "T...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [In high school, I taught myself the BASIC computer language for the TRS-80. So when I got to college, I was fairly well prepared to learn new computer languages. For Computer Science 111, the...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I vividly remember my high school graduation for all the wrong reasons. The event itself was frustrating for me to sit through. The venue was poorly air conditioned, on top of the uncomfortabl...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Been reading stories on the female period, and my wife is currently on hers, so this is very current. We’ve been together for so long and are so tightly knit that I instantly recognise the fir...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Suite Turns Sour Read When Suite Turns Sour Guest: "I want an upgrade tomorrow." He’s here about eight nights. Me: "Unfortunately, an upgrade is not available for the whole duration, as we are sold out on Saturday....
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I once lived with/dated a special kind of idiot. Now that I am several years removed, I can laugh at some of his antics. I am hoping others can too.) BF: *after putting nutritional yeast in w...
