Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [In 2014, my home state of Colorado legalized recreational use of marijuana. Reactions from across the country ranged from jokes to religious indignation.] [In 2015, the nationwide newspaper U...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bread The Room Read Bread The Room I'm a new worker in a bead store located in a busy tourist marketplace. The word "Bead" was right in the name of our store. A customer wanders in, looks around, and squints. Cus...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This one goes back to around 20 years ago just after I got married. Returned to work after the honeymoon and one of my coworkers decided to impart her wisdom on how I should act now I was wed....
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a warehouse for a very large corporation. I am the on site HR person in this location. I share an office with a logistics manager. (I have a secure meeting room where I can handle se...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nailing Down The Details Read Nailing Down The Details Customer: "Where’s your Home Improvement section?" Me: "Sir, this is a hardware store, so it’s pretty much all Home Improvement. You need to be more specific." Read Na...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Repeat Receipt Read Repeat Receipt Me: "Ma'am, you see this little mark in the corner?" Customer: "What about it?" Me: "That means your receipt was seen by a member of staff and marked as such. It means you left ...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Running Low On Funds And Manners Read Running Low On Funds And Manners Customer: "Get me [liquor bottle] from back there." I move to do so, standing up from my chair. Customer: "I’m glad I got you to finally get up off that fat a*...
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Matter Of Principal Read A Matter Of Principal Caller: "I just got my mortgage statement from you, and you've spelled principal wrong on it!" Read A Matter Of Principal
Mar 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone Needs To Be Held Accountable, Part 2 Read Someone Needs To Be Held Accountable, Part 2 So, we wait until 4:30 PM. Still no bus, and we close in three hours. He tries to call Metro Mobility, but the call center is closed. Deja. Vu. Me:...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This One’s For The Bean Counters Read This One’s For The Bean Counters Manager: "We still haven't shifted those?!" Me: "No. They're down to fifty cents a can, but they're still there gathering dust." Manager: "Advertise them as tw...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Invisible Shoppers Read The Invisible Shoppers We were visiting Spain, and we were in a very large department store. We saw something we wanted to buy and carried it to a counter. We were the only customers in sight,...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just Paper Roll With It Read Just Paper Roll With It Customer: "I got these yesterday when I was getting some other things. The wife uses them, so I thought I was being helpful. I wanna return 'em." Me: "Okay. What's wron...
Mar 18, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Jackie Harris’ Fruitmobile Seen at Houston Hobby I came across the Fruitmobile, a world-famous art car, while wandering around Houston Hobby Airport. My photographs led to an artistic research project.
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cut From A Better Cloth Read Cut From A Better Cloth Cashier: "Uh oh, this one, the label says one twenty five, but it's ringing up at a dollar fifty, do you want me to manually type it in? Or just take them as whatever t...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Uniform Response, Part 7 Read A Uniform Response, Part 7 Customer: "If you're wearing a work shirt in the store, you're on the clock, PERIOD!" Me: "Okay, then!" I take off my shirt. Read A Uniform Response, Part 7
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Very Profitable Autocorrect Read A Very Profitable Autocorrect I tried to call them again and explain what happened, and the lady on the phone was extremely rude to me. She told me, "I've already talked to you about this. I d...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pressing The Issue Read Pressing The Issue An old lady approaches the returns desk: Customer: "I want to return this, and I have my receipt!" She hands me a very black piece of paper. Me: "Ma'am, what is this?" Read ...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pick-Up Artist Read The Pick-Up Artist Manager: *Rushing in.* "Excuse me, can I see your [delivery app] order on your phone?" Customer: "My… uh… I ordered this food myself." Manager: "Not possible. This is an onl...
Mar 18, 2026 from Peter's Path Going Postal by Terry Pratchett Why read the book? Terry Pratchett wrote Going Postal. It forms part of his Discworld series. The main character is Moist von Lipwig. He is a skilled fraudster offered a choice: hang or fix the old...
Mar 18, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Unicode-Herzen und Seelen in Undertale ❤️ Undertale Spoiler und Herzsymbole in Unicode
