Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Taxing Experience For Everyone Read A Taxing Experience For Everyone Me: "I've never been spoken to this way during a tax appointment." Accountant: *Proudly.* "You've never had me before for a tax appointment." Me: "I don't like...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Misplaced Anger In The Bagging Area Read Misplaced Anger In The Bagging Area Customer: "This is crazy! You got like, fifteen checkout lanes in this store, but only three cashiers working right now!" Me: "Sorry, sir, I’m going as fast...
Mar 18, 2026 from The Linkfest Linkfest #43: Archaeoacoustics, "Nocotourism", and the 8-bit Backrooms Hello there! It’s time for "the opposite of doomscrolling” — a new Linkfest, in which I sort through the planet-wide digital rummage-sale of the Internet to locate the finest items of culture, scie...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com For Dad, It Was Loaf At First Sight Read For Dad, It Was Loaf At First Sight Mom: "Why would anyone make that? I can feel my arteries atrophy just LOOKING at that thing." Dad: "What are you two looking at? Cheeseburger meatloaf?! Tha...
Mar 18, 2026 from Chuniversiteit My thoughts on Apple’s Magic Keyboard with Touch ID and numeric keypad The Apple Magic Keyboard is an outrageously expensive wireless Mac keyboard with just one redeeming feature.
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Know You From Daycare But I Am Not A Daycare Read I Know You From Daycare But I Am Not A Daycare Parent: "Oh, we’re just dropping off our little one. Will be back to pick him up after the party is done in a couple of hours." Me: "We cannot wa...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Luck Of The Draw(er Policy) Read The Luck Of The Draw(er Policy) Customer: "Gimme [cigarettes] and [scratchcard tickets]." I lay them down for him, and he immediately starts scratching one. Me: "Sir! You gotta pay for that be...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work as a receptionist for an auto repair shop, and have been here for about a year and a half at the time of this writing. Since I started here, we’ve had some…rather colorful characters, b...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gotta Patch ’Em All Read Gotta Patch ’Em All A patient has come in for a vaccine, and I'm about to give him a small bandage to put over the skin. He's in his late forties. Patient: *Disappointed.* "Oh…" I follow where...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom recently installed a bidet attachment to her toilet. While visiting for Christmas, I decided to give it a shot. Turns out mom hadn’t sprung for the model that hooked up to both hot and ...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read After a divorce, I’ve just moved from the waterfront suburbs outside Baltimore, to downtown Martinsburg, WV. Non-affectionally called “little Baltimore” police sirens run constantly for a town...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Be An Alias-hole Read Don’t Be An Alias-hole Me: "I will need to see a form of identification that has your full name on it." Guest: "That IS my name." *Points at the "DJ" on the badge.* Me: "I'm sorry, sir, but th...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story involves two high school classes, Spanish and history. Our Spanish teacher was very laid back, and would freely share his wisdom and experience with us. One Friday he tells us about...
Mar 18, 2026 from Thejesh GN Review: Rynox Navigator Hydration Backpack One thing you should know is that I love bags, and I have quite a few of them, in different kinds. In my head, there are purposes behind it. But I am always looking for general-purpose bags. I have...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The club I attend regularly is run by volunteers. So this one time I went, there was a guy behind the bar whose English was strongly accented, and he made a point of making it obvious that his...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pardon My French… Or Whatever That Was Read Pardon My French… Or Whatever That Was Customer: "We'd like [two house menu cocktails], [appetiser], and a for chase pacer." Me: *Confused.* "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't catch that last one. Coul...
Mar 18, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: The Virgin Decalogs So, here we are, having covered the last of the New Adventures and the final Missing Adventures. There’s one last bit of content for me to get through before we’re done covering the Doctor Who fict...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Okay I’m back with the last installment of The Chronicles of Cousin Joe. I believe when we last left off . Joes wife Mary had filed for a divorce due to his laziness. For 2 weeks Joe went to l...
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Scream Read I Scream Employee: "Okay, ma'am, your order number is six… seven." Customer: "Oh no!" Read I Scream
Mar 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saydi What Now? Read Saydi What Now? Customer: "Can you tell me where the saydi's are?" Me: "Saydi's?" Customer: "Yeah, I'm lookin' fer a Saydi. Where they at?" Read Saydi What Now?
