May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Return Window Is Thirty Days… Not Years Read The Return Window Is Thirty Days… Not Years Customer: "I need to return this." The mower was so old that most of the body and handles were covered in rust and dirt. Me: "Sir, I don't think thi...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Different Breeds Of Humor Read Different Breeds Of Humor I have just started the training for my current job. For reasons I can't remember, our teacher chose to inform us that he and his wife had chosen not to procreate by ...
May 09, 2026 from LifeDev.net 12 Simple Sustainable Productivity Habits That Actually Work Building sustainable productivity habits is one of the smartest investments you can make in your career, well-being, and long-term happiness. We live in a culture that often glorifies hustle, all-n...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laptop Flop: The Golden Years Read Laptop Flop: The Golden Years An older woman walks in with a laptop that, according to the receipt, she purchased only a few months ago. Customer: "I need to return this. It doesn't work." Me:...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Overbooked And Underthinking Read Overbooked And Underthinking Caller: "I need an appointment in two days for my dog." Me: "Sorry, we’re booked the next two weeks, we can’t squeeze anything in." Read Overbooked And Underthinking
May 09, 2026 from Peter's Path Pelgrims Path part 03 Hiked part 3/27 of the Pelgrims Path, 17.6 kilometres from De Kwakel to Aarlanderveen. After Fort de Kwakel, part of the Defence Line of Amsterdam, you walk to the Amstel on the border of North and...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Membership Meltdown Read A Membership Meltdown The cashier is near tears. [Cashier] is a friend, and I didn't learn until much later that the customer had called her a f***** b****. Me: "Hey, hun, what's going on?" Ca...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Lot Of Thorns In One’s Side Read That’s A Lot Of Thorns In One’s Side When we were kids, his latest craze was succulents and cacti. He collects them, buys seeds from all over the world, and plants them with meticulous care. H...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Travelator Trauma Read Travelator Trauma I'm on an airport moving sidewalk. Two women in front of me are standing (not walking) on it abreast, thereby blocking it. Rather than barge through, I waited. I chose not to...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Suite, Sherlock Read No Suite, Sherlock We were "XYZ hotel," and the rest were "XYZ & suites hotel". The number of people who booked at my hotel and complained: Guest: "I booked a suite! Why didn't I get one?!" Re...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in payroll. Last year a branch of our company closed, and the employees who lost their jobs were given salary continuation based on their length of service. All of those terminated empl...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have just arrived in New Orleans after a 17-hour train trip. It is about halfway between Christmas and New Year’s, and the weather forecast I swear I looked at before I left was about fiftee...
May 09, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria Some musings on 'no miracle exit' [29th April 2026 - 9th May 2026] 29/04/2026, 19:50 PMthe body being trapped in the presentThe shadows in this room have begun to whisper, mapping out a layout that defies Euclidean geometry. I have checked the door. It’s just a pa...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read About twenty years ago, I was a freshman in high school (I think that’s Year 9 for UK readers). The high school I went to was the biggest in the state, and had nine different choruses. My only...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Eastern Colorado often gets snow starting in September. However it doesn’t usually get heavy snow until mid-late November. A few years ago snow came early. My brother lives in Poland. One Octo...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work as a tour-guide to a scenic boat ride that stops at a historical fort on a little island in the middle of the river. After each tour, our guests are given the opportunity to rate us. I ...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We moved to North Carolina a few years ago and bought a home in an area with birch trees. Things were fine during the summer, but as fall crept in, our two-year-old German Shepherd discovered ...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Bank To Rule Them All, And In The Darkness Deny Them Read One Bank To Rule Them All, And In The Darkness Deny Them A customer comes in with a deposit slip. Me: *Politely.* "Sir, this deposit slip is for a different bank." Customer: "Deposit it anyway...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 27 Read Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 27 Me: "Have you been involved in any accident, regardless of fault, in the past five years?" Customer: "No." I run the report, and almost make a n...
May 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s One Big Bone To Pick With You Read That’s One Big Bone To Pick With You I'm a butcher at a meat and seafood market. A customer looks at our display and then almost starts foaming at the mouth. Customer: "How dare you!" Me: "Uh,...
