May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gross Misunderstanding Read Gross Misunderstanding Me: "That'll be $68.98." Customer: "What?! The display says $59.99!" Me: "It's $59.99, so that's $68.98 total. I know it's annoying. America, amirite?" Read Gross Misund...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Which Craft? Read Which Craft? I worked at Michael's Arts and Crafts. A lady came up to me and asked me: Customer: "Where's the craft section?" Me: "The… craft section?" Read Which Craft?
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bee Careful Now Read Bee Careful Now Me: "Can I get a name for the order?" Customer: "It's complicated; can I spell it?" Me: "Sure!" Customer: "M for… uh… mother-f***er." Read Bee Careful Now
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stick To Your Cover Story Read Stick To Your Cover Story Me: "Looking for this?" Mom: "Yes! Thank you." Librarian: "Someone must have put it back in the wrong spot." Mom: "How'd you find it so fast?" Read Stick To Your Cove...
May 07, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Gross Human Constants Man, rationality is such a meme. I think rationality is important when you have something tangible you're dealing with, like a problem at work or figuring out what you need to say; but when it's ju...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Going Through This Maize Makes You Feel Blue Read Going Through This Maize Makes You Feel Blue Customer: "Why do you put dye into your tortilla chips?" Me: "We don't. They're made from blue corn." Customer: "I don't appreciate being lied to."...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crumpled Logic Read Crumpled Logic Cashier: "Do you want a receipt?" Me: "Yes." Cashier: *Crumples the receipt and throws it away.* Me: "Excuse me? I said I want a receipt." Read Crumpled Logic
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s One Halal Of A Take Read That’s One Halal Of A Take Customer: "Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?" Me: "Uh… pardon?" Customer: "Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?" Me: "Okay, so I did hear you corr...
May 06, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Bassbombe Auf uns soll ein false-flag-Anschlag verübt werden. Mit einer Bombe. Aber wo genau ist die Bombe?
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’ll Stop Reading The Book If You Start Reading The Room Read I’ll Stop Reading The Book If You Start Reading The Room Me: "So… [Boss], I've reorganized my desk twice now. Can you send me some tasks?" Boss: "Ask me later! I'm too busy!" Me: "If you're so...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Walking Taller Than You Ever Will Read Walking Taller Than You Ever Will Customer: "I need help getting something down from a top shelf. Can you get someone?" Me: "I can get that for you." Customer: *Snorts.* "Sorry, but you? I mea...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bill-ieve It Or Not Read Bill-ieve It Or Not I look at the $100 bill. On the back, it says: "For motion picture use only." The guy is frantically trying to back out whilst I’m parked right behind him, blocking him in...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Canadian Tale Read A Canadian Tale Customer: "That's okay, I just wanted to see it in person for now. I'm moving down to Washington and was hoping to pick it up there. What's the nearest Canadian Tire there?" Me...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Cake Design Is Blocked Read That Cake Design Is Blocked My mom always hated requests for fondant/sculpted cakes because people never took into account how much time they actually took to decorate, but this one request bl...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com By Clicking This Checkbox, You Agree That You Have Clicked On This Checkbox Read By Clicking This Checkbox, You Agree That You Have Clicked On This Checkbox I worked in ad tech for a while. When the chief creative officer was reviewing designs for a website that included a...
May 06, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software Revisiting Trademarks Recently a saw an article come across my feed that Notepad++ was now available on MacOS. Turns out that was partially true. TL;DR; Trademarks are incredibly important to the success of open source ...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Causing Hiss-terics Read Causing Hiss-terics Me: "Buying stuff for your cat?" Kid: "No." Me: "Oh. Okay. Um… whose cat are you buying these for?" The kid gave me a really intense look, confirming that I was still visib...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Taste Beyond The Pine-Apples Read The Taste Beyond The Pine-Apples I’m at a pizza restaurant with my grandparents. Grandpa: "What do we want on the first pizza?" Grandma: "Sausage and pepperoni." Grandpa: *To employee.* "Sausa...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone’s Getting Fired… Somewhere Read Someone’s Getting Fired… Somewhere Caller: "You're gonna get fired." I nearly caused an accident because where did THAT come from?! ALL of my previous reviews have been great, fantastic, stell...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thauma-Trauma Read Thauma-Trauma Woman: "My SON drew this thing upside-down, and now it doesn't WORK right. You need to share your LEARNINGS with everyone so we don't waste our TIME with you!" Read Thauma-Trauma
