May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Debating With Idiots Can Be A Rabbit Hole Read Debating With Idiots Can Be A Rabbit Hole Today, he has found out I'm a vegan: Coworker: "So, you're being selfish to the animals." Me: "Uh… what? How?" Coworker: "If vegans care about animals...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Must Be Very Confused By The Lyrics To California Dreamin’ Read They Must Be Very Confused By The Lyrics To California Dreamin’ Customer: "Okay, order it for me. I'll go have lunch, and I'll come back in two hours." Me: "Sir, the item will be in our wareho...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Reply-All The Way There Read Reply-All The Way There Our previous CEO was leaving, and a new one was hired. He was poached from a pretty well-known organization down in the city. A bigwig there, coming to be a bigwig here...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kids Say The Truthiest Things, Part 3 Read Kids Say The Truthiest Things, Part 3 One little girl, probably around ten, has a tiara on that says, "Birthday Girl." She's walked into the place ahead of her parents, who are still dithering...
May 07, 2026 from Previous Magazine The Different Applications of Satellite Imagery Satellites are used to produce high resolution images of the Earth. Satellite imagery is often combined with other kinds of technology, like AI and 3D modelling tools, to create high-quality histor...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Senseless Sensibility, Part 2 Read Senseless Sensibility, Part 2 Customer: "Hello, I'm looking for a book for my daughter's English lessons. I need a copy of Jane Eyre by Jane Austen." Me: "I think you mean by Charlotte Brontë....
May 07, 2026 from Peter's Path Privacy Roundup #0237 • April 2026 April brought a hacked FBI wiretap system, fresh fights over government location buying, and a wave of breaches and fines across Europe and the United States. 1. Suspected Chinese breach of FBI sys...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Fees Are Hidden, As Are The Notes Read The Fees Are Hidden, As Are The Notes Other than the lack of natural sunlight, the basement room looked great. Unfortunately, it didn't sound great. I could hear a TV playing old sitcoms at a ...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is The Same Person Who Orders The Cheeseburger Without The Cheese Read This Is The Same Person Who Orders The Cheeseburger Without The Cheese Customer: "Hmmm, I want the chicken Caesar salad, but I don't want the chicken." Me: "We also have Caesar salad." Custome...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Missy-Understood Read Missy-Understood Me: "'Missing man found dead in [Our Parish]'." Mom: "Who's that?" Me: "Huh?" Read Missy-Understood
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Reserved For The Righteous Read Reserved For The Righteous One Sunday morning, I'd just parked up and was walking across the road when an old man pulled up next to me in his car and wound the window down. Thinking he was los...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Cut Hair, Not Corners Read They Cut Hair, Not Corners Customer: "How long is the wait for a walk-in?" The lady cutting my hair said, while pointing at my head: Salon Employee: "I'm cutting his hair right now, so about t...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I just get hired to clean bathrooms. My job is to clean one bathroom, then the next, etc until all have been done and then I can leave. I clean the first bathroom and move on . When I’m nearl...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Three days ago, I came back from my two-week Christmas/New Year holidays (I work in accounts). Naturally, my email boxes – my work account, the departmental account (which I manage), and the b...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the gift shop where I work, we sell lots of little trinkets, many little animal things. A college-age guy comes to the counter with a turtle charm. Customer: I’d like to get this owl please...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Don’t Have To Cry Over Spilled Milk, But You Could Help! Read You Don’t Have To Cry Over Spilled Milk, But You Could Help! Anyway, on my way to the door, a man drops an entire gallon of milk all over the floor. I swear it was like he just poured it every...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I live in Quebec (Canada). Some years ago, I was laid off (mass lay-offs) and was looking for a job. I am an industrial maintenance electrician. There was this opening at a manufacturer of con...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife and I are close with my family, to the point that we have never needed a babysitter we weren’t related to to watch our son. Everyone he’s ever stayed with is a grandparent, aunt/uncle,...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Tip Is Snow Joke Read That Tip Is Snow Joke As I was putting the $20 bill in the fold, I noticed that there were actually two $20 bills. Now, I could've been greedy and kept it, but the guy was nice, and he probabl...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/the-heart-pounding-hazards-of-houdini-hamsters/355561/ ) reminded me of another story. Not mine, this was told to me by a friend who works at a pet stor...
