Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laptop Flop, Part 45 Read Laptop Flop, Part 45 Me: "You don’t want the box or the sleeve? It’s useful for transport." Customer: "Nah, it’s just trash that takes up space." Me: "Sir, it’s raining pretty hard. You might ...
Mar 05, 2026 from The Jaxson Baptist Health Jax hotel headed to DDRB Baptist Health is proposing to build a 15-story, 226-key hotel at its Southbank medical campus. The project will seek conceptual approval from the Downtown Development Review Board on March 12, 202...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Longer My Peanuts, My Circus, Or My Monkeys Read No Longer My Peanuts, My Circus, Or My Monkeys Ex-Coworker: "I remember when you put in your two weeks, and you made sure you told everyone how we all really should get a raise. [Boss] really ...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Price For The Devil To Pay, Part 11 Read A Price For The Devil To Pay, Part 11 Customer: "Wait, stop! How much are those checking out at?!" Me: "Uh, those are… they're $6.67." Customer: "That's awfully close to $6.66!" Read A Price F...
Mar 05, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Killing The Portland Locality Zone? Late last month, I indicated that at some point later this year, the portland.or.us locality zone should be freed up for registrations. New information from a different locality suggests it might n...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hot Slice Of Justice, Part 14 Read A Hot Slice Of Justice, Part 14 We were sitting on the porch when a car turned the corner, and as it passed our house, the driver leaned out the window and yelled "F*GS!" clear as day. I wish ...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Hold Up The Nuggets, They Hold Up The Ambulance Read You Hold Up The Nuggets, They Hold Up The Ambulance Customer: "What happened? Where did she go? I want my food!" Manager: "Ma'am, my employee has passed out. Please pull out front, and we will...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ordering From The Grid Read Ordering From The Grid Caller: "No cashier physically offered me a receipt, so my order is free!" Me: "Sir… how would a cashier have physically offered you a receipt during an online order?" R...
Mar 05, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Documentation is a message in a bottle Something interesting happened at work this week. Our company is going to a convention later this month, and they will have a booth with big TV screens showing statistics that update in real time. ...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Clerk Is The One Who Refuses To See Read The Clerk Is The One Who Refuses To See Clerk: "No. Dogs. Husband: "He's literally the most commonly recognised service dog." Me: "He's legally allowed in the store. Call your manager if you n...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Multiple Senior Moments In A Row Read Multiple Senior Moments In A Row Coworker: "Did no one tell you? First Wednesdays of the month is always senior discount day." Me: "Oh, cool." Coworker: "Not cool. It's… well… you'll see. Just...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Looking For Breakfast In All The Wrong Places Read Looking For Breakfast In All The Wrong Places But the worst mistake anyone I know has ever made was my mother putting away breakfast. I head to the kitchen to get my own breakfast and glance a...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 9 Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 9 It is the day of the April 8, 2024, solar eclipse in the USA. I'm watching it with a friend. Friend: "So, what's blocking the sun?" Me: "…the moon, [Friend]....
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Latte Loose Change Read A Latte Loose Change I am at the campus coffee shop at about 10:30 AM getting a cheap refill (50c), and another customer comes up and sees a huge jar of change I put there that the cashier is ...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the a**hole in this story. I’m over at a friend’s house, shooting the breeze while we watch TV. During a lull in our conversation, a character on the show we’re watching makes a remark abo...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Iron Curtain Call Read The Iron Curtain Call Me: "Okay, so you're all going to have a debate, and each one of you is gonna be a historical dictator. Take a piece of paper from the pile and read out your name." Stude...
Mar 05, 2026 from LifeDev.net 7 Effective Ways to Reduce Cognitive Load and Boost Focus Learning how to reduce cognitive load is essential for anyone who wants to work smarter, think clearly, and maintain energy throughout the day. Reducing cognitive load doesn’t mean doing less — it ...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Gotta love found humour, especially when it’s like Not Always Working on a couple of levels. For context, I work as a shipper/receiver at a heavy truck sales/service company. Directly across t...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In an effort to teach me to save money, my dad sat me down for a talk. Dad: “Whatever you earn and want to put in the bank, I will match it.” Cue 11-year-old me taking that to heart. My parent...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Herb Your Enthusiasm Read Herb Your Enthusiasm Instacart Shopper: "WAIT! DON'T GO ANYWHERE. I NEED YOU!" Me: "What do you need?" Instacart Shopper: "I have two orders going at once, and I don't know where any of the it...
