Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Just Not App-ening, Part 6 Read It’s Just Not App-ening, Part 6 Customer: "What's this 'app' thing?" Cashier: "It's a mobile app, sir. Like on your cell phone." Customer: "I don't have a cell phone! How am I supposed to use ...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe Try In July To Enjoy A Certain Phrase… Read Maybe Try In July To Enjoy A Certain Phrase… Me: "Sir, these are Christmas items." Customer: "Unwanted Christmas items." Me: "It's April." Customer: "That's why they're no longer wanted." Me: ...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Romance Isn’t Dead, But It’s On A Deadline Read Romance Isn’t Dead, But It’s On A Deadline I used to work at a card store. It's ten minutes before closing on Valentine's Day, and a guy rushes in and starts picking through our almost-gone ho...
Feb 27, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Your Land Is Mostly Mountainous Here’s a thing I learned this week. Out of the hundreds of different reasons a Kaiser doctor might send you for a surgical consult, only three cannot be addressed over a phone call or telehealth se...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com My Days Of Not Taking You Seriously Are Certainly Coming To A Middle Read My Days Of Not Taking You Seriously Are Certainly Coming To A Middle Me: "I've been going by my middle name my entire adult life." Coworker: "So… what's your middle name?" Me: "The name you've...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Supersized Their Expectations Read They Supersized Their Expectations Guest: "Where's the nearest McDonald's?" Me: "It's in the city centre. If you take bus number—" Guest: "No, I want one walking distance." Me: "There isn't, m...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taking An Elevator To A Higher Calling Read Taking An Elevator To A Higher Calling I worked for several years as a civilian contractor on a naval base. Our particular building had an auditorium used for various conferences. One day, as ...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Like Watching An Unstoppable Force Meet An Immovable Object, Part 3 Read It’s Like Watching An Unstoppable Force Meet An Immovable Object, Part 3 Customer: "I've always caused a scene to get what I want! First rule of being a customer! If they say no, scream louder...
Feb 26, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle o’ Borg! One of the signs that a tabletop RPG system has really made it once people start selling reskins of it. D&D hacks have been coming out almost as long as Dungeons & Dragons has; the Powered By the A...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Can’t Power Steer Into A Powerful Parking Spot Read You Can’t Power Steer Into A Powerful Parking Spot Boss: "How dare you take that spot! It wasn’t yours!" Me: *Upset and confused.* "But I was next in line!" Boss: "That doesn’t matter! You don...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 2 Read Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 2 Customer: "—I don't care! It's your job to have what I want, and I want it now!" Manager: "Y'all have not been through kindergarten, have y'all? Tha...
Feb 26, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria Rationalising hatred and dissecting it away from internalised hatred/self-hatred. I had a short chat with my sister and mother, and as my mother finished braiding my hair, the conversation fell like a stone into my pond of self-hatred, creating ripples. Rationalising hatred and ...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Drive To Review Read The Drive To Review I was now convinced the dealership never had this specific car on the lot and that this was a 100% bait-and-switch gone wrong. The dealership was unwilling to sell me a sim...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Installer: The Game Read Installer: The Game Me: "What happens after you've inserted disc one?" Caller: "I haven't done that yet?" Me: "Did the box not come with a manual?" Caller: "You mean this book thingy?" Read In...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t They Know That The Checkout Clerks Judge EVERY Customer?! Read Don’t They Know That The Checkout Clerks Judge EVERY Customer?! Manager: "She complained about you." Me: "Me?! What did I do?" Manager: "Apparently, you calling her over meant you already thou...
Feb 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual FLOSS-Walsturz Was passiert, wenn ein großes Freie-Software-Projekt stirbt.
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Boss Is Leaving You Between A Rock And A Hard Place Read Your Boss Is Leaving You Between A Rock And A Hard Place Me: "My kidney stone operation. They're going to remove my kidney stone, or break it down, or whatever." Boss: "Why would you eat a sto...
Feb 26, 2026 from Peter's Path Serious Cryptography by Jean-Philippe Aumasson Why read the book? Jean-Philippe Aumasson wrote Serious Cryptography. He holds a PhD in cryptography and works in the field. The book first came out in 2017. A second edition appeared in 2024 with ...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Doing It In Your Head Is A Calculated Risk Read Doing It In Your Head Is A Calculated Risk Customer: "You work at a bank! You should be able to add them all in your head." Me: "Ma'am, your deposit consists of about twenty checks." Customer:...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dr. Mom, MD (Mostly Dubious) Read Dr. Mom, MD (Mostly Dubious) Mom: "You need to stop staying up so late! I bet that's why you've got a cold!" Me: "No, I don't have a cold; there are a lot of allergens in the air." Mom: "But i...
