Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read The Room! Read Read The Room! Dad: "No returns." Customer: "You should have a sign up saying that!" My dad just stops directly talking to him and begins counting the signs that say no returns or exchanges fr...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Auntitlement Read Auntitlement Aunt: "Don't you know what day it is?!" Mom: "Uh… Tuesday?" Aunt: "It's my birthday!" Mom: "Oh, is today the 18th?! I'm sorry, I forgot." Read Auntitlement
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Was Certainly A Power Trip! Read That Was Certainly A Power Trip! Me: "Change the utilities to your name today, please." Friend: "I'll do it, I'm job hunting." Me: "Job hunting?" Friend: "Yeah, I got fired. I'll change them w...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 7 Read They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 7 Customer: "So with the 50% off sign in front of the store AND a 50% off sign on the rack, that means 100% off?" Me: "Ha, that would be nice, wouldn'...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have the most infuriating coworker I’ve ever dealt with. No one likes her because she is bossy even to her supervisors including me. One day while on break I was sitting in the store restaur...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Flake Tomorrow Read Will Flake Tomorrow Our new classmate stares at the falling flakes and then at us, wide-eyed. New Classmate: "I've never seen snow." There are about ten of us in this group, and we all look at...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lose The Attitude Like You Lose Your Keys Read Lose The Attitude Like You Lose Your Keys Lady: "Give me my keys!" Me: "Ma'am, I don't have your keys. What can I—" Lady: "—Yes, you do! I gave them to you!" Me: "I haven't taken keys from any...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [Years ago, I moved from within San Antonio, TX, to a new home that was in another county. It was just over the county line, so my mailing address was still San Antonio.] [I needed to change m...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was caught outside with the last train already gone, and was intending to call home to explain why I wouldn’t be able to make it back. However, to do that I needed a SIM card pin to transfer...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stuck In A Holding Pattern Read Stuck In A Holding Pattern Caller: "I want to be placed on hold until one is available." Me: "Ma'am, that will be three days." Caller: "It’s fine, I can hold until one is available." Read Stuc...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am leaving my car, 3 inches longer than a mini cooper, about to walk my dogs woman in giant SUV next to me: you’re BLOCKING the route for EVERYONE who jogs here! you know some people JOG rig...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/having-a-taxi-ing-morning/339842/ ) and this story ( https://notalwaysright.com/having-a-taxi-ing-evening/343477/ ) reminded me of when I was in labour....
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Don’t Want To Be At The Kids’ Table Read When They Don’t Want To Be At The Kids’ Table I'd just finished delivering drinks to the children's table when a little boy, no older than ten years old, walked up to me. Boy: "Soo... Do you c...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m an extremely new worker at a local restaurant, as a busser. When I say new, I mean it- coming out of a sedentary lifestyle, I’m not used to the rigors of a job that requires me to be on my...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Seat Has Been Taken Read That Seat Has Been Taken Customer Service: "Store policy is that we don’t do returns on toilet seats once they’re out of the plastic." Customer: "I just took it out to check it. It’s not the r...
Feb 23, 2026 from The Autodidacts Social Cache Busting How do you ask questions that people don’t just hippopotamus?
Feb 23, 2026 from The Jaxson A walk through Walton County's Rosemary Beach Founded in 1995 by Patrick D. Bienvenue, Rosemary Beach is a New Urbanism–inspired planned community located just west of Panama City Beach. Its design draws inspiration from the French Quarter in ...
Feb 23, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-02-22 This entry coming in late because I had a busy weekend! The World USPol: The US supreme court has rejected Trump's reciprocal tariffs! He was so mad! PHPol: Sara Duterte announces her candidacy for...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 42 Read An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 42 Customer: "You can't force me to wear a mask!" Me: "You're right, but that means we don't have to serve you. Please leave." Customer: "There ...
Feb 22, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Bellairs At the Crossroads John Bellairs as an author was prolific in his lifetime, and ended up being one of those authors whose signature series get extended by other hands for well after their deaths, but there are two no...
