Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was one of two Jews in a large pharmacy department at a local hospital, fresh out of pharmacy school. Our pharmacy director and his kids made cute Rudolph themed ornaments for everyone. I th...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Are Some Things We Just Can’t (Egg)Roll With Read There Are Some Things We Just Can’t (Egg)Roll With Customer: "Can I get a slice of pizza?" Me: "Uh... this is a Chinese restaurant." Customer: "Oh, well, I'll just have an eggroll pizza then."...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Customer: “Smile!” Me: *attempts to smile, looks at my supervisor* Supervisor: *bursts out laughing* “That’s a grimace, honey!” Read
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not So Closed Minded, Part 53 Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 53 We open at 11 AM. I didn't have a chance to lock the door on my way in, so as I go back to the door, a guy comes in, and I tell him: Me: "I'm sorry, sir! We don't...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knot An Emergency Read Knot An Emergency Caller: "Quick! You need to send someone out here!" Me: "For what reason? Is there an issue with your furniture?" Caller: "Yes! There's a nick on the side of the table!" Read...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Mouth Are Saying Words That Can’t Be Cashed Read When Their Mouth Are Saying Words That Can’t Be Cashed Me: "This chain has never done that, sir. You might be thinking about another place." Customer: "You're just being a lazy teenager! Do it...
Apr 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oil You Need Is Experience Read Oil You Need Is Experience Manager: "For the first six months, you’ll be cross-trained in all kitchen positions and on checkout. About one shift a week in each." Prospective Assistant Manager:...
Apr 30, 2026 from Tim Hårek April 2026 Summer is approaching, my family is getting bigger, and life keeps on giving! From the blog since my last recently post: Subscribe via RSS 🍀 Life Our second daughter was born this month! We are now...
Apr 30, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Getting Mercator'd You ever just feel like all you'll ever amount to is just a series of impulses that can only see life as a series of unreliable snapshots and not the full, fluid thing it actually is? Yeah, me neit...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bean Counters Aren’t Paid In Beans Read Bean Counters Aren’t Paid In Beans Customer: "I read online that the production cost for this frappe is only $2.89." Me: "Possibly. I'm not aware of the production costs." Customer: "So then w...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Be a Dog, Please Be A Dog… Read Please Be a Dog, Please Be A Dog… Boss: "Finally! What took you so long?" Coworker: "My roommate, he, uh..." Boss: *In an "Oh, I've gotta hear this" tone.* "He what?" Read Please Be a Dog, Ple...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Even Barristers Gotta Hustle These Days Read Even Barristers Gotta Hustle These Days Two old ladies are looking at the menu, and then look over at my colleague. Lady #1: "What does his shirt say?" Lady #2: "Barista." Lady #1: "What, like...
Apr 29, 2026 from LifeDev.net How Habits Shape Identity? 12 Daily Habits That Change Who You Become Understanding how habits shape identity is the single most powerful insight you can apply to personal growth, and once you grasp it, the way you approach every daily decision changes permanently. M...
Apr 29, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software GrafanaCon 2026 I recently attended my first GrafanaCon, held in Barcelona, Spain, from 20-22 April. I hated it. TL;DR; There was a lot to hate about this conference. It was incredibly well organized, which made m...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Third Time’s The Harm Read Third Time’s The Harm I worked security for a major military contractor at one point. Our supervisor liked using our 'random' search number as a tool for punishment for perceived grievances wi...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No R-Egg-rets Read No R-Egg-rets Customer: "I want your [salad that contains several hard-boiled eggs], but I'm lactose intolerant. Is there a way I can have it without the eggs? I can’t do dairy." Me: "So, it's...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’ll Be Fine Without The Fine, Thanks Read We’ll Be Fine Without The Fine, Thanks Customer: "A beer for my wife and me." Me: "Sir, in compliance with our minor control plan, I can only serve one drink per person." Customer: "But my wif...
Apr 29, 2026 from Peter's Path The Westminster Confession of Faith Why read the book? The Westminster Confession of Faith was written in 1646 by Puritan ministers at the request of the English Parliament. It is a clear summary of what the Bible teaches on the main...
Apr 29, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria 29th April 2026. 9:57 PM. 29th April 2026. 9:57 PM.Tomorrow is the last day of NaPoWriMo. Last year, I remember writing a more openly heartfelt closing post. This year, I do not know yet what kind of ending this April will ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Respect Gets Same Read Zero Respect Gets Same Me: "So… I quit." Manager: "…Fine. Hand in your two weeks later today." Me: "No, no, no. I quit, as in right now. I'm talking to you now solely to tell you that I am wal...
