Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Exactly On A First Name Basis With History Read Not Exactly On A First Name Basis With History Coworker: "Did Hitler have a last name, or was it just one name, like Madonna?" Read Not Exactly On A First Name Basis With History
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shellfish Expectations Read Shellfish Expectations Caller: "Yes, I’m there for dinner tonight, and I’m allergic to shrimp." Me: "Thank you for informing us. Our waitstaff are trained to check for allergies when you order...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Notes of Arabica, Not Bacteria Read Notes of Arabica, Not Bacteria I didn’t recall any of the coffee pots being cleaned in the last three years, so I peeped inside one and holy Hell, it was beyond disgusting. Like, I was about t...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Wonder What He Does When He Sees Something He Doesn’t Like On Wikipedia? Read We Wonder What He Does When He Sees Something He Doesn’t Like On Wikipedia? Customer: "Well, Google says it’s 9 PM." Me: "Oh, well, that’s incorrect, sir. We can’t always control what Google s...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m at a famous coffee shop and the worker says “can I help you?” I say that I want a medium coffee, and can hear garbled background noise plus my own voice. It sounds like he’s on the phone ...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I was working in a hardware style store where this conversation came up. Both colleagues at this time were university students. We stock lifting jacks that are described as a number of tonnes...
Feb 24, 2026 from LifeDev.net How to Stay Consistent in Your Life Development Journey: 7 Strategies In the context of life development, learning how to stay consistent is one of the most powerful skills you can build. It’s not about being perfect – it’s about coming back, again and again, even wh...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Uniformly Confusing Read Uniformly Confusing Customer: "Um, don't you work here?" Me: "Oh! No, I work at [Restaurant]." I thought it was a funny mishap, no harm, no foul. She doesn't laugh, though, she just says: Cust...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A powerline had gone down, knocking out the power in the shopping center I worked at. We closed the store but none of us were allowed to go home. We spent the day cleaning and contacting the p...
Feb 24, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog Done Moving If you had told me a year ago, that I’d be living in a new apartment now, I wouldn’t have taken you seriously, laughing very hard… But somehow, we ended up finding a great place, without really loo...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My daughters and I have been swimming at our local gym and it’s time to go home, so we all head to the locker room to shower and change. We rinse off the chlorine, fortunately still in our swi...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sauce Of All Past Problems Read The Sauce Of All Past Problems Customer: "Where are the extra mild sauces?" Me: "Oh, those were a seasonal selection, ma'am. We just have regular and spicy today." Customer: "But I had them be...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In primary school, over the summer one year, we were given a list of homework tasks we could choose to complete to start our first topic of the ancient roman empire. They were all fun and simp...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story happened over a decade ago when I was still in high school. My Aunt had a falling out with my grandmother when I was a young kid which meant she didn’t visit our side of the family ...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Open/Shut Case Read Open/Shut Case I had a customer who came in with one of those fancy reusable water bottles. Customer: "I was so excited about this, but it won't open. I need to return it." Read Open/Shut Case
Feb 24, 2026 from The Autodidacts The Fewer Ingredients The Better Good quality ingredients hardly need seasoning. I only need to add spices if I’ve burnt the soup.
Feb 24, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The Theft Of An Ideal Five days is a bit too far down the road for me just to add an addenda onto my most recent post about burnout, but I do need briefly to circle back because had I been thinking clearly, I’d have rem...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gift Now, Fix Later Read Gift Now, Fix Later It's my first month working in a cheap high street jewellery store. I'm noticing something different about the shoppers today: Me: "Wait, it's all men today!" Coworker: "We...
Feb 24, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The Fillion Tease Over the messaging transom today came the revelation that since late last year, Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk have had a podcast called Once We Were Spacemen, “where they get to know their fellow c...
Feb 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Don’t Get It, And You’re Not Getting It Read You Don’t Get It, And You’re Not Getting It Me: "Someone may be in the middle of buying it. Once they finish the purchase, it’s gone." Customer: "But your website says one left." Me: "Yes. Bec...
