Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Preschool Precogs Read Preschool Precogs Girl: "Do you have a security person or something?" Me: "Not really, but I can probably help you." Girl: "Um, you might need to call the police then." Me: "What's wrong?" Rea...
Feb 20, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Video Game Home Console Success By Generation I take a look at the top-three market share in North America for home consoles sold in North America by generation, beginning with the NES-dominated generation 3 and going through Switch's superlat...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Travel Insurance Quote For 5.5 Million People Is… Read The Travel Insurance Quote For 5.5 Million People Is… Me: "Good afternoon, [Bank Insurance Name], you're through to [My Name], can I take your account number, please?" Angry Scot: *Sighs.* "It...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com For The iPod You Should iDouble-Check Read For The iPod You Should iDouble-Check Customer: "I want an iPod." Me: "We have a range of them over here—" Customer: "—and I wanna pay for it with this." He hands me a coupon that says "Free i...
Feb 20, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Depending Upon The disability lawyers sent both email and text today to inform me that the disability examiner has mailed me a copy of form SSA-3373-BK, otherwise known as “Function Report - Adult”. Once it arriv...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bless This Mess, For Making You Quit Read Bless This Mess, For Making You Quit I worked in a clothing store when I was sixteen. The store was in a dead mall and rarely saw any customers. As a result, there wasn't a whole lot to do. My...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Refund Is Out Of Gas Read This Refund Is Out Of Gas Customer: "I got this can of gas, and I want to return it. I have the receipt." Me: "The receipt is a year old." Customer: "So? It's not food. It's not like it can go...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder Read Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder I work in a warehouse that employs a lot of immigrant labor, and in our part of the world, that means Hispanic. I say 'hola' to them all, and we all have m...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beef And Switch Read Beef And Switch Me: "Yeah, it's a one-use coupon, sorry about that." Customer: "Oh.... well, can you help me get the price anyway?" Me: "...I can't give you the coupon price if you've already ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Training To Be A Cart-ographer Read Training To Be A Cart-ographer Me: "I'll need you to collect stray carts after your break." New Hire: "...I'm not trained for that." Me: "Trained… for gathering carts from the parking lot?" Re...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul Read Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul Cashier: *With a thousand-yard stare.* "Please enter your PIN code." I do as requested, and the machine beeps again. Cashier: *With a thousand-yard star...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Click Bait Read Click Bait I got a new phone, and it blew up with calls from debt collectors. Most people can just send unknown callers to voicemail. I, unfortunately, worked tech support for a large company ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Resurrected By Refund Read Resurrected By Refund Older Customer: "Your item killed my husband, and you need to refund it so we can afford the funeral!" Younger Customer: "Mom! Stop! I told you I have the receipt for thi...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dairy Tale Logic Read Dairy Tale Logic Customer: "Where's the dairy-free cow's milk?" Me: "Do you mean lactose-free or plant-based?" Customer: "I want dairy-free cow's milk." Read Dairy Tale Logic
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Those Annoying Facts Again! Read Those Annoying Facts Again! Coworker: "Why can't I just install it on the desktop?" Tech Support: "That's not company policy. Also, if you don't install it correctly, it can't access the netwo...
Feb 19, 2026 from Peter's Path You're Not Enough (and That's Ok) by Allie Beth Stuckey Why read the book? Allie Beth Stuckey wrote You're Not Enough (And That's Okay). She calls the book an escape from the toxic culture of self-love. Stuckey says modern ideas tell us we are enough on...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What A Little Des-Pot Read What A Little Des-Pot Customer: "I saw that you make customised water bowls?" Me: "Yes, we can engrave your pet's name on it." Customer: "Okay, I want one, but first I need to explain..." Read...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure Read Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure I hate spiders. When my son was about four, we were riding in the car, and I heard his voice pipe up with: Son: "Mom! There's a spider on you...
