Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments Read The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments Some friends and I are watching the Artemis 2 footage on YouTube while hanging out. Friend: "If they're on the dark side of the Moon, how come it's...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage Read The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage He stands up, walks to the middle of the floor, and asks: Customer: "What can I get to eat around here?!" His date is reading the menu, so I point to her and say...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read While I was in line to make a return, I passed the five-minute-tops wait time by reading the signs around me. Most of it was stuff like return policy and numbers to call for assistance, but on...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s a normal day in the office doing people’s taxes so that they can get their refunds. It’s a relatively quiet day, early may, and we’re mostly filing taxes for people who got extensions. Su...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read With the manager leaving on the 21st of this month (December) I’m feeling a bit safer talking about issues with him. I’ll try not to be too ranty, but for someone so seemingly nice, he was not...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a phobia of spiders. I hate being in the same room as the little nightmares, and will always summon backup to get the bug OUT. At the time of this tale, I worked in a store. One day, I ...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Actual phone conversation: Dr.’s office: Hello, this is the Dr.’s office, calling to confirm your appointment for tomorrow? Me: Oh, good, thank you for calling. I need to reschedule this appoi...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the 80s, my dad – a former cop – was working as a driving examiner. Non-native speakers of English were permitted to have a translator with them for their tests, and they would simply ...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Table That Attitude Read Table That Attitude Me: "If you want six people to dine in with us tonight, it's going to be a half-hour wait." Customer: "Well, I don't want to." Me: "That's unfortunate." Customer: "That's a...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Educate Yourself On How To Behave Read Educate Yourself On How To Behave There's a patron who's there almost every day, known for being a jerk to everyone, who, every few months, asks me if anyone on staff can do web development fo...
Apr 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rhyme And Punishment Read Rhyme And Punishment The people in my office, all aged twenty-five and over, aren't the most mature bunch. Coworker #1: "Eww! Who farted!" Coworker #2: "He who smelt it, dealt it." Coworker #1...
Apr 25, 2026 from Noahie's Blog True Calling Don't you hate it whenever you're playing some stupid puzzle game and you can't find the solution, so then you start having a harsh realization with yourself about your intellectual abilities and y...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dropped The Ball… And The TV Read Dropped The Ball… And The TV We did offer him insurance, but no, he very vehemently refuses. We hand over the large box and asks if he needs help getting it out to his car. No, he's fine, he w...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snow Way In Or Out Read Snow Way In Or Out Manager: "Being snowed in is not an excuse. Get in here." Coworker: "I told [My Name], I CAN'T. My door is unable to open. I couldn't even leave the house to take a p*** wit...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fizz-ical Limits Read Fizz-ical Limits Me: "Ours are just standard mimosas. Half sparkling wine, half orange juice." Customer: "Wait… that's it?! It’s not booze?" Me: "Well, the sparkling wine is alcoholic." Custom...
Apr 24, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Feuerballreichweite Wenn du in Feuerballreichweite deines Gegners bist, dann ist dein Gegner auch in Reichweite deiner Feuerbälle.
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Each Generation Has The Write Stuff Read Each Generation Has The Write Stuff Secretary: "Was this you?" Me: "Haha, yes, that's me. I know, my handwriting isn't that legible." Secretary: "Legible is an overstatement! This doesn't even...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone Really Needs Some Shower Thoughts Read Someone Really Needs Some Shower Thoughts Customer: "Yes, it's an OUTDOOR shower!" He didn't yell, but made sure to overpronounce his words as if I didn't realize what the term meant. Customer...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spray No More Read Spray No More When I answer and see what they're bothering me for, I ask if they saw my (prominently displayed) yard sign saying "no soliciting". They typically come back with "well, we're not...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com At Face Value Read At Face Value Then, toward the end of his meal, he waved me over, held out a $10 bill, and said: Customer: "Smile for me." Me: "I'm good. Enjoy the rest of your meal." Customer: "C'mon. Smile ...
