Apr 24, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 17/2026 NMG 2026 results are out. If you are a grantee, congratulations. This is the 9th edition of 2026 and the biggest both in terms of total grant and the number of grantees. Initial emails have been se...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They’ve Had Enough Of Their Ship Read When They’ve Had Enough Of Their Ship Guest: "You need to turn off the fog horns! It's disturbing my sleep!" Coworker: "Ma'am, you do realize the fog horns are there as a safety feature, to wa...
Apr 24, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 22 Hiked part 22/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 17.7 kilometres from Hoog Soeren to Garderen. Left Hoog Soeren past thatched farms and a small chapel, then crossed the golf course into beech and pine ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Exposing The Grande Scheme Read Exposing The Grande Scheme Me: "Can I get a small latte, please?" Cashier: "We only do medium or large." Me: "Okay, I'll get a medium, then." Read Exposing The Grande Scheme
Apr 24, 2026 from Peter's Path Letters on Living the Faith by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Letters on Living the Faith. This recent collection brings together excerpts from hundreds of his personal letters. Editor David C. Downing has chosen the most h...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Retail Environments Are Always Horror Movies Read Retail Environments Are Always Horror Movies Me: *Explaining dream.* "Yeah, it was fun until the end, then it turned into a horror game." Girlfriend: "...Huh, weird. Anyway, wanna hear the mus...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com England, But The Prequel Read England, But The Prequel Regular: "So what are your holiday plans?" Me: "I'm going to England for a few weeks." Regular: "Do you know the language?" Read England, But The Prequel
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Comeback So Good It Seemed Planned Read A Comeback So Good It Seemed Planned I remember when I was about nine or ten, I was giving my brother a hard time. Me: "Oh yeah, well mum and dad planned me, but you were an accident!" Read A ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Space Invaders Read Space Invaders As I'm on the search for a spot, I see two spots pretty close, so I assume it's my lucky day. As I get there, I see that a pick-up has managed to take up four spots at once. If ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Final Sale Has Final Say Read Final Sale Has Final Say Me: "How much is this?" Lady: *Looking VERY tired, sounding a tad snappy.* "It's 30% off whatever the price says." I point out that the price tag was ripped and there ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m traveling with coworkers to Las Vegas for a conference the week after Thanksgiving. There are several of us who’ve arrived together, including the CEO, and his assistant had booked us for ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Principal Parking Principles Read Principal Parking Principles I took print shop in school and made up a bunch of stickers that said: Sticker: "You aren’t special. Park like a human, and not an a**hole." I made several hundred...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Schedule Future Injuries Read Please Schedule Future Injuries Student: "Hi, I've just stabbed my hand with a dirty old screwdriver, and I need help." *Holds up bleeding, bandaged hand.* Receptionist: *With a sour face.* "Y...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (There’s two things people seem to forget every single year. The carriers are swamped with about as much business between Thanksgiving and New Years and usually past then as they are for the m...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is A Phone Call Not A Gender Reveal Read This Is A Phone Call Not A Gender Reveal Rep: "No. I want your general manager. Where is he? I don't want her!" I'm now very flustered and mad because I know where this is going: Read This Is ...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a bit of a temper at times, particularly when I’m over stressed. It’s something I’ve worked on for years, but sometimes it gets the better of me and I start snapping at people who absol...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At university during my second year we had two new girls joining our year that transferred from another university. We were altogether thirty-something divided into two groups of about fifteen...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nature Is Calling… Just Not For You Read Nature Is Calling… Just Not For You Customer: "Is this like bug spray?" She holds out some bear mace. Read Nature Is Calling… Just Not For You
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Son and I stop at a local pizzeria to pick up dinner. Turns out it’s karaoke night. A song starts it’s musical intro. Son: I’m not familiar with this song. Lady starts ‘singing’. Son: Apparent...
Apr 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a cashier in a small second hand bookstore. I’m behind the register talking with a regular customer while a older gentleman is browsing a aisle near by. I have the radio playing when “Man,...
