Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads Read New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads Store Manager: "Remember that the new solar panels are being installed on the roof this week, so let the crew in and out via the warehouse." Department Manag...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Want The Aloha To Be More Of The “Goodbye” Kind Than The “Hello” Kind, Part 5 Read When You Want The Aloha To Be More Of The “Goodbye” Kind Than The “Hello” Kind, Part 5 Traveler: "Can I get a car that doesn't have any woke s*** on it?" Rental Car Employee: "I... I'm not sur...
Feb 18, 2026 from Improve Something Today Podcast episode No. 0038: 5 ways to approach goal-setting 0038: 5 ways to approach goal-setting0:00/632.0641×Episode details: A reading and discussion of this, from 2022 ↓5 ways to approach goal-setting. Only one is worth a damnBetter to have an impossibl...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Where’s the Beef? No, Seriously. Read Where’s the Beef? No, Seriously. Me: "Hi, can I get a plain cheeseburger, please?" I look on the screen and see the cashier take everything off except the cheese. Me: "Uh, is there a hamburger...
Feb 18, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG It’s Like The Burnout Said: Phenomenon Yesterday I got to thinking about how all the various kinds of burnout really are just separate tentacles of the burnout hydra that is living in a system that prioritizes the needs of capital above...
Feb 18, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Sonnenuntergang und Schleimpilz Ein Arbeitskollege von mir hat eine Sonnenuntergangs-/aufgangssimulation programmiert. Und eine Schleimpilzsimulation.
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Waste No Time In Deciding They’re A Timewaster Read Waste No Time In Deciding They’re A Timewaster Caller: "Yeah, so the last time I placed an order with your company, the owner gave me a special discount. I'd like that again. It was 75% off." ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Death Of A Rant Read Death Of A Rant Checkout Lady: "He should stay home if he’s in a bad mood. Why do all old men have to be grumpy and miserable?" I raised my eyebrows slightly, which seemed to encourage her. Sh...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Blockbuster Is A Bust Read When Blockbuster Is A Bust I worked at a video store when that was a thing. It was store policy to waive late fees for long-term customers, except this one guy, who came in with his wife, had ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t Turn The Volume Down(Town) Read Can’t Turn The Volume Down(Town) Guest: "I'm very upset about the noise from outside." The hotel is downtown, it was Saturday night, and also 4/20. People were partying. Me: "I'm afraid that b...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Yet To Go On A Maiden Voyage Read Yet To Go On A Maiden Voyage Bank Rep: "Is that your maiden name?" Me: "Um, I'm not married and never have been." Bank Rep: *Impatiently.* "But is it your MAIDEN NAME?" Read Yet To Go On A Mai...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Boris: The Rancher Read Boris: The Rancher Customer: "Gimme extra ranch. Like, a lot." Normally, it's fifty cents for small and a dollar for the large ones, but my manager was pretty chill and would allow one small p...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These ARE The Droids You’re Looking For Read These ARE The Droids You’re Looking For Sister: "I heard your kids named them?" Me: "Yes, these are the two boys, R2, and D2." Sister: *Pauses.* "Oh, yeah, your kids are into Star Wars." Read ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s A Brain That’s Starved Of Oxygen Here And It’s Not Mine Read There’s A Brain That’s Starved Of Oxygen Here And It’s Not Mine My friend and I are watching 'Dune' at the movie theater. Friend: "I don’t get it. The entire planet is a desert?" Me: "That's r...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Math Is Your Friend, And Their Enemy Read Math Is Your Friend, And Their Enemy Me: "Your total is $122.35." Customer: "You messed up! You didn't do my coupons right!" Read Math Is Your Friend, And Their Enemy
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Patient had a minor abdominal procedure. Second day of surgery, I told him he would be walking to the BR instead of using a urinal and bedpan. Walking after surgery was essential for healing. ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lemme Just Call Doctor Deterrent Read Lemme Just Call Doctor Deterrent Caller: "I need an increase in my meds. I'm in such pain." Me: "I'm sorry to hear that. Do you have an updated prescription from your doctor?" Caller: "No, I'm...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My response to HOA complaints on here usually is to tout how good the HOA where I live is. I won’t go into everything but suffice to say we have a lot of amenities for under $1,000 per year. A...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Multiverse Has Hit The Liquor Store Read The Multiverse Has Hit The Liquor Store Me: "Unfortunately, I won't be able to sell any of this to you today." Father: *Angrily.* "I don't understand, I'm buying it though." I give him a quick...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Having completed my shopping at a big box store , I returned to my car to find a note on the windshield. It blasted me for being bad at parking and said she had to climb through the passenger ...
