Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My response to HOA complaints on here usually is to tout how good the HOA where I live is. I won’t go into everything but suffice to say we have a lot of amenities for under $1,000 per year. A...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Multiverse Has Hit The Liquor Store Read The Multiverse Has Hit The Liquor Store Me: "Unfortunately, I won't be able to sell any of this to you today." Father: *Angrily.* "I don't understand, I'm buying it though." I give him a quick...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Having completed my shopping at a big box store , I returned to my car to find a note on the windshield. It blasted me for being bad at parking and said she had to climb through the passenger ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is going to be a dog story. We have a three-and-a-half-year old Jack Tzu (daddy Jack Russell terrier did it with mommy Shih Tzu once). She comes from a pregnant dog my wife’s acquaintance...
Feb 18, 2026 from Saeed Esmaili Taming Claude Code: Taking Back Control I started using Claude Code in July last year. I was a Cursor user looking for something better, and I was skeptical at first. Claude Code is a terminal-based tool, and I was used to IDEs. With Cur...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I answered a phone call at work with my manager standing beside me. Me: Thank you for calling (Retailer). How can I help you? Man: Do you sell cucumbers? Me: Yes sir we do. Man: (*heavy breath...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When A Bad Customer Becomes An Itch You Can Scratch Read When A Bad Customer Becomes An Itch You Can Scratch An old lady comes in for a refund, which I process. After, she remains standing there. Customer: "…well?" Me: "Was there anything else, mada...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a nursing home. There’s this one particular resident that just cracks me up, the same one from this story. The other day, O was walking by the nurse’s desk and she was sitting there ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sub-Par Substitution Read Sub-Par Substitution Woman: "A croissant sandwich with no tomatoes, sub with avocado." Me: "I can't do that. Tomatoes and avocado are not equivalent—" Woman: "—they've done it for me before." ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grueling Fueling Read Grueling Fueling I had already put my two weeks in at the gas station when a woman came with a van and tried to pump gas with the vehicle running. I tell her over the intercom to shut the engi...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bear-ly Got There In Time Read Bear-ly Got There In Time Manager: "Ma'am! We. Are. Closed." Me: "I know but—" Manager: "—Closed!" *Begins to close the window.* Me: "STOP! There is a BEAR in your dumpster!" Read Bear-ly Got ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Pentiment: Layers of Meaning, Labyrinths of Motive Somewhere in the Bavarian Alps is the little town of Tassing, steeped in ancient traditions and legend and overlooked by the Abbey of Kiersau, one of the few remaining monastic houses in Christendo...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Two Of A Feather Read Two Of A Feather Me: "I'll have the half roast duck. I enjoyed it last night, so can I have the other half of the same duck?" Read Two Of A Feather
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Reptile Dysfunction Read A Reptile Dysfunction I managed to tear a van I was trying to tow almost in half the other day. It wasn't some rattling rust bucket where breaking apart was going to happen sooner or later. It...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Diplomacy Hits The End Of The Road Read When Diplomacy Hits The End Of The Road Johnny: "I don't care if you're the f****** president of the USA, unless your car can fly, you're going to go around. Now get the f****** f*** out of he...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re So Advanced That They’re Computing In Three Dimensions Read They’re So Advanced That They’re Computing In Three Dimensions A woman in accounting wanted help with something, and I showed up to do it for her. Me: "So, let me set this up so that—" Woman: ...
Feb 17, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual CSS, grau, grey und gray Ist es in CSS „grey“ oder „gray“? Und wie ist es mit hellgrau und dunkelgrau?
Feb 17, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria February 2026 So Farrr... Wow. It has been long, yet all it has been is a lot of ruminating, longing, yearning, guilting, depressing, daydreaming, waiting, intruding, and not a lot of change, huh? Since the last update in J...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s How They Burn Bridges Read That’s How They Burn Bridges Boss: "You need to return your three work shirts and both lab coats, or you'll have the costs garnished from your last check." Me: "They are a pile of ash at the s...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Analog Pop-Ups Read Analog Pop-Ups After trying some usual troubleshooting steps over the phone, I decide it’s worth a visit to the reception desk in the next building. I get there, and I see exactly what the mes...
