Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the author of Larry: Friend of Boris. When our youngest was about two years old, he was obessed with our egg timer. He loved the ticking noise it made and would squeal with joy when it ran...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m visiting a friend with my daughter when my daughter notices a cat hiding under one of the chars and tries to get it to come out. Friend: “[Daughter] please leave [cat] alone. He’s a big wi...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Explanation Shouldn’t Be Needed, But It Is Deserved Read An Explanation Shouldn’t Be Needed, But It Is Deserved Previous Customer: "Well, aren't you going to say something?" Manager: "Is there something else you need, ma'am?" Previous Customer: "You...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Every Time We Celebrate, We’re Over The Moon! Read Every Time We Celebrate, We’re Over The Moon! Customer #1: "Hey, man, you shouldn’t be buying this stuff unless you’re from a country that celebrates Lunar New Year. Or unless your wife is." C...
Feb 17, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The ‘Serialized’ Series I’ve realized that as of the first batch of my blogging on furiousnads.com to have been restored here from that site’s mid-2010s edition, all four of my posts on a longstanding pet peeve of mine ar...
Feb 17, 2026 from The Jaxson 11 Black cultural heritage sites to visit in town In honor of Black History Month, here are eleven historic African American cultural heritage destinations in Jacksonville to visit. - Cedar Point Preserve 7222 Cedar Point Rd. The ruins of the Fitz...
Feb 17, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Speak Up, Chesterfield! – The First Doctor Audios, Part 1 After the brief first and second seasons of The Companion Chronicles tested the waters for their particular audiobook/audio drama hybrid format, Big Finish felt emboldened to turn them into a month...
Feb 16, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Writing Is Not Optional For Journalism Chris Quinn, editor of the The Plain Dealer, published a “letter from the editor” over the weekend about “a college student [who] withdrew from consideration for a reporting role in our newsroom th...
Feb 16, 2026 from riz#000000me better browsing for non-technical people you can pick up your mom's phone and do this stuff and it won't change how she interacts with the internet
Feb 16, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Blog Questions Challenge Answers NLJ editor N.A. Ferrell answers eight questions presented in a Ava's Space's Bear Blog blog questions challenge (with one question modified for broader applicability).
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shift Happens Read Shift Happens Me: "Uh, [Coworker], is that Tupperware for us night shift workers?" Coworker: "Duh! Can't you see the label?" Me: "Is it supposed to say, 'For the night shift only'?" Coworker: ...
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maternal Instinct? Nah. Survival Instinct? Also Nah. Read Maternal Instinct? Nah. Survival Instinct? Also Nah. Mother: *To child.* "[Son], don't go there." Astonishingly, that half-hearted verbal warning was not enough to keep the kid from coming bac...
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Anything But The Metric System… Read Anything But The Metric System… Kid: "How much does Toasty (our dog) weigh?" Me: "About ninety pounds." Kid: *Long pause.* "How much is that in dog pounds?" Read Anything But The Metric System…
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clear Aisles, Clouded Judgment Read Clear Aisles, Clouded Judgment This random woman stares at me. Intentionally looks behind me, then back to me. I can see the aisles on either side of her, both of which are empty. After a few ...
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Close This Chapter Read Trying To Close This Chapter Me: "I’m not sure we can return books." Customer: "And why not? I’m a paying customer!" Me: "Because people like to buy them, read them, and return them." Customer...
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had recently graduated from school, as a Medical Esthetician. I was trying to find a position within my field but increasingly found it to be a discouraging task. Eventually, an opportunity ...
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-D’oh!, Part 15 Read H2-D’oh!, Part 15 Me: "Can you show me how you change her diaper?" Mother: "Yeah, I do it just like in the ads." Me: "The ads?" Read H2-D’oh!, Part 15
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s the end of the school year, and Baldur the Wonder Dog and I are wrapping up our last session with one of the fifth graders who has a weekly therapy session with us. When his time is up, h...
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had a run in a teacher like this story (https://notalwaysright.com/in-plain-english-you-lose-teach/332001/) growing up in Italy. I have always been better in English than most of my school m...
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We are doing a cooking lesson at my school. I am a Year 8 and we are cooking rice. We are now going to pour the rice into a saucepan. (Teacher 1) Do you need my help or will you pour it yourse...
