Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve just finished reading an educational book about bugs to a 4 year old. It has some comprehension questions at the end, for fun. Me: Can you name a large bug? Child: Um … Bob! Read
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in high school, our theatre department had two consistent leading ladies who always got huge roles (no shade to them, they were both fantastic actresses). One year we did a play tha...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keep On California Dreamin’ Read Keep On California Dreamin’ There's been a change to tax law this year, due to the "One Big Beautiful Bill". For new cars where the final assembly was in America, the loan on the interest can ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It was a dark and stormy night. Yeah, really, Storm Bert had hit our shores, and it was even more wet and windy than usual. My friend (female) and I (male) (both 63) were standing waiting for ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just… Tell… Them… To… LEAVE! Read Just… Tell… Them… To… LEAVE! Every Wednesday night, one particular church group came by late in the evening and usually stayed about half an hour after our closing at 11:00 PM. The first time ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Service, Serving Notice Read No Service, Serving Notice Customer: "We don't believe in tipping." My wife replied: My Wife: "Good to know." Read No Service, Serving Notice
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Candy Crushing Their Plan Read Candy Crushing Their Plan Customer: *Smiling.* "I'm taking this." Me: *Thinking I have a jokester on my hands.* "Okay, you'll have to pay for it!" Customer: *Shaking his head smugly.* "No." He...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Due Date Versus Due Date Read Due Date Versus Due Date I explained how the bureaucrat had handled this, and the boss instantly got a hard, dark look in her eyes. Boss: "She said that, did she? Well, this might explain some...
Apr 14, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Thought Through I've decided to make my sprints here an hour long now, but even when they were at 45 minutes, I tended to go toward a certain word count instead of writing the whole way through the timer. Usually,...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Long And The Short Of It Is, They Don’t Know Read The Long And The Short Of It Is, They Don’t Know Me: "Okay, how much?" Customers: "A hundred." Me: "A hundred... inches? Feet?" Customers: "What’s the difference?” Read The Long And The Short ...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Self-Un-Hiring Prophecy Read A Self-Un-Hiring Prophecy Me: "Hey, how are you getting on with the interviews?" Hiring Manager: "I've been too busy; I didn't meet with anyone." Me: "What help do you need?" Hiring Manager: "...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Stone Left Unturned Read No Stone Left Unturned I gazed out into the back garden and noticed there was no snow on the tops of the garden walls. I looked closer and realised THERE WERE NO TOPS ON MY GARDEN WALLS! Someo...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Chardonnay Today Read No Chardonnay Today Me: "You... You aren't twenty-one." Boy: "Yeah. I'm buying my mom's groceries for her birthday." *He motions to the older lady.* Me: "Okay, but... I can't sell you alcohol ...
Apr 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Feedbackemails Ich habe jetzt Links für Kommentare per Email in diesem Blog. Meine Emailadresse habe ich mit einer simplen, aber anscheinend effektiven Methode für scraper unkenntlich gemacht.
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Big To Fail Read Too Big To Fail So, one fine morning, I arrived at work, took three steps up the steep Dutch stairs to my office. Someone shouted: "We are live!" I counted out loud: 3... 2... Someone shouted:...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Things Are About To Get Nuts Read Things Are About To Get Nuts Customer: "This dessert has nutmeg in it! I can taste it!" Me: "Yes, sir, it's one of the ingredients." Customer: "But I'm sharing this dessert with my wife, and w...
Apr 13, 2026 from Peter's Path Out of the Silent Planet by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Out of the Silent Planet. It is the first book in his Space Trilogy. Dr Elwin Ransom is kidnapped by two ambitious scientists and taken by spaceship to Mars, cal...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Housekeeping His Innocence Read Housekeeping His Innocence New Kid: "Hey, this room left money on the table. Should we call them?" I was wondering if it was like an envelope of cash or something. Me: "How much money did they...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nice Try, But Game Over Read Nice Try, But Game Over Customer: "I found this in the $5 bin." Me: "That's a $60 new release, sir." Customer: "Doesn't matter. It was in the $5 bin, so you have to honor that price." Read Nic...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cost of Cutting Costs Read The Cost of Cutting Costs Client: "We decided to cancel our partnership, as we think we are overpaying you, and the results we are getting are not worth that. This is our final decision, and p...
