Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Big To Fail Read Too Big To Fail So, one fine morning, I arrived at work, took three steps up the steep Dutch stairs to my office. Someone shouted: "We are live!" I counted out loud: 3... 2... Someone shouted:...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Things Are About To Get Nuts Read Things Are About To Get Nuts Customer: "This dessert has nutmeg in it! I can taste it!" Me: "Yes, sir, it's one of the ingredients." Customer: "But I'm sharing this dessert with my wife, and w...
Apr 13, 2026 from Peter's Path Out of the Silent Planet by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Out of the Silent Planet. It is the first book in his Space Trilogy. Dr Elwin Ransom is kidnapped by two ambitious scientists and taken by spaceship to Mars, cal...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Housekeeping His Innocence Read Housekeeping His Innocence New Kid: "Hey, this room left money on the table. Should we call them?" I was wondering if it was like an envelope of cash or something. Me: "How much money did they...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nice Try, But Game Over Read Nice Try, But Game Over Customer: "I found this in the $5 bin." Me: "That's a $60 new release, sir." Customer: "Doesn't matter. It was in the $5 bin, so you have to honor that price." Read Nic...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cost of Cutting Costs Read The Cost of Cutting Costs Client: "We decided to cancel our partnership, as we think we are overpaying you, and the results we are getting are not worth that. This is our final decision, and p...
Apr 13, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 10 Hiked part 10/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 7.7 kilometres from Elspeet to Vierhouten. From Elspeet you walk past thatched-roof farms and green pastures before entering the vast Elspeetsche Heide,...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Promoted Beyond Recognition Read Promoted Beyond Recognition Now, from her name tag, I see she’s a manager. That alone tells me the store’s standards haven’t improved. Manager: "Oh, thank goodness you’re here! We’re so short-...
Apr 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Phishing Ein Professor der RUB schickt mir plötzlich eine Email. Hmm…
Apr 13, 2026 from Galaxy Garden My 2026 Qingming Festival Grandmother's Death Anniversary and Tomb Sweeping Permalink to section 'Grandmother's Death Anniversary and Tomb Sweeping' # We had two busy weekends in a row, due to Qingming Festival and my pater...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Bone Identity Read The Bone Identity A woman came up to my counter with her hands full of supplies, and an obedient dog trotting exactly half a step behind her. The dog had a chew bone in his mouth. Just carryin...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Purposefully Misunderstood Read Purposefully Misunderstood When my son was almost potty-trained and also going to day care, I came to pick him up one day to find a completely distraught daycare owner. Daycare Owner: "Your so...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cart Wars: Senior Edition Read Cart Wars: Senior Edition Other Lady: "Move your cart! You're blocking the aisle for everybody!" Cart Lady: "Excuse me! I'm sixty-f******-five years old, and I will be addressed with the respe...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Extreme Rollercoasters Warrant Extreme Reactions Read Extreme Rollercoasters Warrant Extreme Reactions I hear a couple with a small kid arguing about this rule with the rollercoaster staff. Customer: "You will allow my kid on this rollercoaster. ...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During December I take part in the game “Whamageddon”. This is where you try to avoid hearing the song “Last Christmas” by Wham! between 1 and 24 December. As The Song is almost everywhere, wi...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Patients Aren’t, Part 2 Read When Patients Aren’t, Part 2 Patient: *More agitated.* "I was here yesterday." Me: "Okay, I'll just need your last name." Patient: "I was told yesterday that my medication would be ready today...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For my first job, I worked briefly as a busser at a decent-sized restaurant chain I left the job on good terms and only due to complications related to my disability- and there are reasons I w...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When THEY Offer To Pay For Everyone, YOU Pay For Everyone Read When THEY Offer To Pay For Everyone, YOU Pay For Everyone I was on lunch shift today and had a table for four. At the end, when I ask what we’re doing with the bill, the woman offers to pay fo...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A busy November shift, a couple, with $300+ order, and of course, I get to a an already opened – and drunken – bottle of Powerade. Having always been disgusted by this since even before the CO...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was a teen, I developed a minor(ish) allergy to menthol. Mostly contact dermatitis, but I try to steer clear of most things with mint in it, as it does NOT agree with me. Whenever I’d u...
