Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Very Different Kind Of X-Files Read A Very Different Kind Of X-Files Me: "This shelf is all x-rays, and there's no patient name." Resident Radiographer: "Oh, that's The Book. It doesn't contain any patient data." Me: "Then… what...
Apr 10, 2026 from LifeDev.net Looking for Focus Training Exercises? Discover 7 Simple Habits That Boost Mental Clarity Ready for some focus training exercises? You sit down to work. Within ten minutes, you have checked your phone twice, opened a new browser tab for no clear reason, and lost the thread of what you w...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Coworker 1: [privileged and reeks of it, but generally good at what he does] I like to use the Profiles, but I found a problem with it. Who should I tell? Senior Coworker: Well, it’s only upda...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [Note: This story began as a comment to another bank-error story, but after I got done typing, I thought it worked pretty well on its own, so here goes.] I had something similar happen many ye...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Spice Must… Not Flow Read The Spice Must… Not Flow Manager: "The guy complained about you. He said you got his order wrong." Me: *Confused.* "He said he wanted no spice, so it’s not spicy." Manager: "No, he wants, like...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My dad and I are visiting some of his friends, who have two small children. While I am hanging out outside, I notice a plastic terrarium set up in the carport with a butterfly inside. One of ...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So I worked at an office for 4 years. One evening after work I took a nasty fall in my yard. I was in a lot of pain and couldn’t walk. A friend took me to the ER, where I was diagnosed as havi...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Golden Ticket To The Back Read No Golden Ticket To The Back Me: "You can pick up to four toppings for [price]. After that, each extra topping is [extra price]." Customer: "Uh… okay, but then how do I make it?" Me: "By choos...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was the attendant assigned to SKO (otherwise known as self check outs) and it is a pretty uneventful shift. Then I get called to check an ID. The item was a “non alcoholic” beer but even non...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customer Communication Can Be Gooey Read Customer Communication Can Be Gooey Customer: "Excuse me, what is this?" Me: "That's the spicy cheeseburger meal." Customer: "I wanted the spicy burger meal. I didn't want the cheese. I don’t ...
Apr 10, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Uganda, Israel, and Iran in 2026 vs 1976 Relations between Uganda and Israel were very "strained" in 1976. 2026 X posts from Ugandan Defense Minister Muhoozi Kainerugaba would have been hard to explain 50 years ago...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Better Luck Next Year Read Better Luck Next Year I work for a diner that's open 24/7 every day of the year, except one specific holiday (doesn't matter which), when we close at 6 PM and open again at 6 AM the next day. ...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 14 Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 14 Me: "Great. Let's see what we've got. You know our exchange policy lets you bring in anything new or gently used—" Customer: "—Does it? Since ...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Are Fired, Do You Copy? Read You Are Fired, Do You Copy? My boss is on the phone with an ex-coworker who had been fired a few days earlier: Boss: "No, I'm not going to reverse my decision." Read You Are Fired, Do You Copy?
Apr 10, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Bread Alone It's Holy Friday, and I intend on going to my parish's service tonight. One of the subdeacons was saying that it's supposed to have some of the most beautiful music the church sings all year, so I'...
Apr 10, 2026 from JoeHx Blog My Next Fitness Goal - Carry my Wife Most people’s health goals involve some sort of number. Weigh less than this number. Get cholesterol under that number. Lift more weight. Run this far under that time.
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Afraud Not Read I’m Afraud Not Lady: "My workplace is covering the cost of my cell phone purchase, up to 8,000 NOK (approx. $800), so I need a receipt to show them." Me: "I'm happy to help you find that. May ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe Sit This One Out Read Maybe Sit This One Out I needed lawn chairs and asked an employee where they were in the store. He looked at me dumbfounded. Employee #1: "Lawn... chairs?" Me: "Yeah... they fold up. Portable....
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving My Two Cents… Literally Read Giving My Two Cents… Literally Customer: "My total came to $2.27!" Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "Which means you owe me two pennies!" Me: "That's if you were paying cash, ma'am. Card payments a...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Stare Into The Market, The Market Stares Back At You Read When You Stare Into The Market, The Market Stares Back At You Coworker: "Did you see all the police that came in last night?" Me: "No, I left early. What happened?" Coworker: "They came in and...
