Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cold Call Read Cold Call On this day, it was 7:15 AM, sleeting and raining, with high winds, and we were all arriving at school. One of the lovely children decided it would be marvelous fun to pull the fire ...
Apr 02, 2026 from The Public Domain Review The Great Majority: Body Snatching and Burial Reform in 19th-Century Britain As populations flocked to city centres in the 19th century, church cemeteries began to overflow with the dead. Roger Luckhurst exhumes the history of this period, when anatomists fuelled a body-sna...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A coworker and I are chatting in the breakroom. He’s in his mid-80s and I’m in my late 30s. I’m starting to get grey hair and don’t dye it (I know I’d never keep up with it, so why start?), an...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Only Half And Half-Listening Read Only Half And Half-Listening Customer: "What kinds of iced tea do you have?" Me: "We only have black, unsweetened, iced tea." Customer: "Great, I’ll take a raspberry iced tea." Read Only Half ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m a woman, and my workplace had to close public access to our courtyard around the time of the Global Health Crisis. We do have a “Please Wait Here” sign at the rope “gate” in our barriers,...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Years ago, after my father died, my half-brother sent four checks for $5,000 to me and a letter explaining that this was from our father’s life insurance per his arrangements and he needed me ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Measured Response Is Required Read A Measured Response Is Required Customer: "I need the two-inch square tubing." Me: "Okay, twenty or twenty-four-footers?" Customer: "Which one's longer?" Read A Measured Response Is Required
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m texting with a guy I’m interested in. We’ve both been invited to the same holiday party, which is that evening. He’d mentioned a couple weeks earlier that he was planning on going.) Me: S...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (At the time of this story, my dad had been diagnosed with ALS for about 3 years, and 24 year old me was his primary caretaker. He was at the point that he was essentially paralyzed from the n...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com On Tap But Off Track Read On Tap But Off Track I work in a local village pub. One of the lads has just turned eighteen and walks into the place proudly, ready to order his first pint. Customer: "I'll have a beer!" Me: ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Color Me Confused, Part 2 Read Color Me Confused, Part 2 Director: "This shot is looking too purple. Make it less purple." Me: "Okay, I can take down its saturation." Director: "No, I still want it to have a lot of color." ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flat-Out Confused Read Flat-Out Confused I explain I can't give her a free omelette, and she walks back to the buffet, grabs a plate, and fills it with three or four boiled eggs. About three minutes later, she's wav...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parts Unknown Read Parts Unknown Tech: "So, how old did you say this computer is?" Me: "I have no idea, it was my grandmother's. I think she's had it for a few years at least." Tech: "Riiight. This is old as f**...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Down In The Lumps Read Down In The Lumps Customer: "Hey, this ranch has got lumps in it!" Me: "That's the blue cheese dip. The ranch is that other one." Read Down In The Lumps
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wing And A Miss Read Wing And A Miss Me: "There's a very different price shown for this on the tag than what these self-checkouts say, look." I showed her the difference. Cashier: "One moment." Read Wing And A Miss
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sleeping On The Solution Read Sleeping On The Solution A guy comes up to me with a bottle of NyQuil. Customer: "Do you have any of this stuff for daytime?" Me: "I think DayQuil might be what you are looking for." Read Slee...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bombshell Of An Update Read A Bombshell Of An Update District Manager: "[Store Manager] said you were insubordinate yesterday. We need to discuss it." Me: "Insubordinate? I don't think that's a word that's been used to d...
Apr 01, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Toothpaste Expiration Dates Our fictional dialogue duo, Justin and Justina, take on discount toothpaste with fast-approaching expiration dates.
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2(Placeb)O Read H2(Placeb)O Customer: "I want a Coke with diet ice." Me: "A Diet Coke with ice?" Customer: "No, a regular Coke, but diet ice." Me: "The ice is as diet as it gets. It's just regular water." Rea...
Apr 01, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Aprilscherz: wackeln Heute hat mein Blog als Aprilscherz gewackelt.
