Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And A Word Side Salad Read And A Word Side Salad Customer: "Is that the Ultimate Burger?" Me: "Yes, yes it is." Customer: "Oh, I don't think I could suffice an Ultimate." Read And A Word Side Salad
Apr 03, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Revelation Yesterday was quite tiring. I was asleep for practically the entire day. That kind of thing happens whenever I take my olanzapine, which is what I did the night before yesterday. That night, I had ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Render Unto Storage What Is Due Read Render Unto Storage What Is Due Customer's Friend: "What's the total owed?" I broke it down and explained the late fees, etc. Customer's Friend: *Screaming.* "What?! That's outrageous! My frie...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Are Wired Differently Read Some People Are Wired Differently I worked at a place where you couldn’t be colorblind because you were reading schematics and identifying connectors of varying colors. There were hundreds of ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Choosing Your Battles Daylight Saves Time Read Choosing Your Battles Daylight Saves Time Me: "Your appointment is scheduled for 1:15 pm on Sunday." Caller: "Sunday? Isn't that daylight savings day?" Me: "I believe so. We will see you at 1:...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Details Are Paper Thin Read When Details Are Paper Thin I work in the reprographics department of a large office, specifically the printing section. Me: "Hello, this is Printing. How can I help you?" Caller: "Hi, uh, do ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Pie Into πr² Read Putting The Pie Into πr² A couple has just ordered a large pizza. Me: "Do you want a six-cut, eight-cut, or twelve-cut?" Female Customer: "How many slices are in the twelve-cut?" Read Putting...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ultimate Server Error Read The Ultimate Server Error Manager: "You need to pay the invoice. You're in violation of the contract, and we will sue you if you don’t pay it immediately!" I tried again to explain the equipme...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Wired To Know What You’re Up To Read I’m Wired To Know What You’re Up To Customer: "Do you sell TV cords?" Me: "We sell some basics." Customer: "I need [specific cord] for TV, and I know you sell the TV." Read I’m Wired To Know W...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Can’t See Clearly Normally, And Now They Want Things Tinted?! Read They Can’t See Clearly Normally, And Now They Want Things Tinted?! Customer: "Do you guys do window tinting here?" Me: "No, that's the guy's next door." Customer: "Well, I've got an 11 AM appo...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lunch Break-through Read Lunch Break-through Me: "He went out to lunch." Manager: "I was just in the break room, and I didn't see him." Me: "No, not the break room. Out, as in outside." Manager: *Confused.* "Out…side?...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bright Ideas Shine A Light On Themselves Read Bright Ideas Shine A Light On Themselves Customer: "Could you put us in a warm section? We're pretty chilly. Where does the sunlight go?" The row receiving direct sunlight was full, but I had ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Winner Takes All-owance Read Winner Takes All-owance Son #1: "We were talking to [Friend] today, and his allowance is twice ours!" Son #2: "Yeah, we need a bigger allowance!" Wife: "Well, there's only one of him, and ther...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bread Dead Redemption Read Bread Dead Redemption Vegan Friend: "Oh, no thanks. I've stopped eating bread." Me: "Oh, why?" Vegan Friend: "It's got yeast in it, and yeast is a living organism. I don't eat things that are ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Roy Tang MTG: Lorwyn Eclipsed New set has already been out for like a month, so this is my set recap for the previous set Lorwyn Eclipsed set! It's coming in a bit later than usual because I was waiting for the Arena stats emai...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12 Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12 Customer: "Why are you putting milk in my chai latte?" Me: "Because you ordered a latte." Customer: "Latte means coffee." Read If At First Yo...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am a teacher at a swimming club and I teach a group with varied ages. The child this is about, is 7 years old. They always complain about tummy aches whenever they have to do something they ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cold Call Read Cold Call On this day, it was 7:15 AM, sleeting and raining, with high winds, and we were all arriving at school. One of the lovely children decided it would be marvelous fun to pull the fire ...
Apr 02, 2026 from The Public Domain Review The Great Majority: Body Snatching and Burial Reform in 19th-Century Britain As populations flocked to city centres in the 19th century, church cemeteries began to overflow with the dead. Roger Luckhurst exhumes the history of this period, when anatomists fuelled a body-sna...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A coworker and I are chatting in the breakroom. He’s in his mid-80s and I’m in my late 30s. I’m starting to get grey hair and don’t dye it (I know I’d never keep up with it, so why start?), an...
