Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Tall An Order Read Too Tall An Order Me: "Sorry, but he's way too small for this ride. For safety reasons, I can't let him on." Dad: "…We'll risk it." Me: "Uh… sir, I'm not giving you a choice." Read Too Tall An...
Apr 03, 2026 from LifeDev.net 7 Powerful Self-Regulation Techniques for Calmer Thoughts and Better Choices Self-regulation techniques are not cold psychological tricks, but everyday tools that help a person stay grounded when emotions, thoughts, and situations threaten to spin out of control. In a time...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dist-Door-Ted Audio Read Dist-Door-Ted Audio Grandma: "What's taking so long?!" Sister: *Snarikly.* "I'm in the bathroom, Grandma!" Grandma doesn't like the tone and demands: Grandma: "What did you just say, young lad...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Really Hope That’s Just Dry Humor Read We Really Hope That’s Just Dry Humor Friend Husband: "We've been there! It's fun, but don't go during the summer. The humidity is crazy." Me: "Humidity? Really? But it's so dry there." Friend ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Read Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Customer: "Where are your puppies?" Me: "We don't sell puppies, ma'am. We sell supplies that a puppy would need and dog food." Customer: "But you're a pet stor...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A woman today decided that I didn’t check her out of the store fast enough. She was standing on the other side of a display from the checkout and was clearly browsing the Christmas cards displ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 14/2026 We are on holiday. The week before the holiday was mostly spent covering for things that can happen during the vacation. Of course, you can’t imagine everything and solve it. But I think the teams ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oh, Deer Read Oh, Deer Me: "Why are the police in the ER? Did we get a patient presenting a risk?" Nurse: "Well, a couple of guys from somewhere they don’t have deer were driving through the county… where w...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom and I are doing dishes and chatting. A topic reminds me of another topic and that reminds me of another thing and so on – that thing your brain does when it makes a hundred new connecti...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pet Pee-ve Read Pet Pee-ve Guest: "Oh, but these are my service dogs, you have to accept them!" Me: "Well, your service dog dropped a turd in our hallway last night, meaning it isn't trained properly and we a...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Before the mobile phone era, I was sixteen and working a summer job in an ice cream parlour in a touristic place. Nothing excessively fancy, just about twenty tables in a not so famous tourist...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A woman is standing in front of the patio umbrellas. They’re 75% off because it’s the end of the season, which means there are only a few left. Customer: “This is it? You barely have any.” Me:...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Yesterday, I needed to go to a dental appointment, so I booked a cab through the website I usually use. The website allows you to input both the pick-up and drop-off address, which I did as I ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu Read Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu Every customer has been in line at least five minutes, if not longer. I overhear a cashier serving the line next to mine ask: Cashier: "Sir, ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Today I stumbled upon some major neighborhood drama, that made me wish I had been there from the beginning to hear the whole story. I had to do an errand at a small strip mall full of mostly i...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do Read Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do Customer: "I can't find the gray ham crackers." Me: "Uh... what kind of crackers?" Customer: "Gray ham." Read Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do
Apr 03, 2026 from The Jaxson Ambassador Hotel Nears Final DDRB Approval The next chapter of downtown’s architectural history is beginning to take shape as plans advance for the transformation of the historic Ambassador Hotel. Gateway Jax acquired the property in March ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Packaging Is Polarizing Read The Packaging Is Polarizing Customer: "Polar bears and penguins live on different poles! Do you know how inaccurate this is! People are going to look at this pack and think they live in the sa...
Apr 03, 2026 from The Jaxson Ambassador Hotel Nears Final DDRB Approval The next chapter of downtown’s architectural history is beginning to take shape as plans advance for the transformation of the historic Ambassador Hotel. Gateway Jax acquired the property in March ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause Read They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause Guest: "Where's the polar bear kept?" Me: "Ma'am, this is an aquarium." Read They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause
